A needlessly twee HatCrow fic. Domestic AU like nobody's business, in which Jervis and Jonathan are maintaining secret identities, keeping their criminal activities and mild-mannered alter egos separate. For those where were wondering, yes, the title is derived from Little Shop of Horrors's "Somewhere That's Green" and yes it is because I am a raging dork.

The shorter man verbalized nothing, but his actions spoke loud enough to cinch everything. Jonathan Crane knew now. One-sided CranexTetch. Based loosely on 'Hearts A Mess' by Gotye. This is in no way related to "Madder, Maddest" story-wise, it's just a drabble that grew into a full-blown fic unexpectedly.

Batman and The Joker agree to work together, with help from their older selves back in time from 25yrs in the future, to prevent the mob taking over Gotham permanently. Now with Scarecrow helping them out things are more complicated than ever B/J SC/OC