aligater
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Joined 03-13-03, id: 355422
Author has written 7 stories for Stargate: SG-1.

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Hey! This is my profile, believe it or not. If you're reading this, then my love of fanfiction must already be apparent to you! Look out for part three of my "Dizzy Blonde!" series, when, and if, I'm able to finish it.

To read my original stuff, go to: www.fictionpress.info/~aligater

To begin, I want to thank Deepdale, Coco Ahrens, Beth, KAT and The female Apophis, who have bet'ad for me. I am forever in your debt!

So, here is some information about me:
Hobbies: Writing (but of course), Taekwon Do, reading, debating, painting.
Television programmes (yes, I spell it with two 'm's and an 'e'): Buffy; Angel; Stargates SG-1 & Atlantis; Bones; Cold Case;Startreks Voyager, Enterprise and Deep Space Nine; and British horror, 'Hex' and comedy, 'Teachers'. Nip/Tuck is occasionalily on my TV screen, and I will watch Mutant X, Jake 2.0 or Andromeda if I'm having sci-fi cravings.
Books: My favourite is 'When Elephants Weep' by Jeffrey Masson and Susan McCarthy. I'm also getting into 'The Vampire Chronicles' right now. I loved 'Interview With The Vampire', 'The Vampire Lestat', 'The Queen of the Damned' and 'The Tale of the Body Thief' and am reading 'Memnoch the Devil'. I've read 'The Mummy', another series of Anne Rice's,but I don't think it's really worth the read. My favourite children's booksare 'Stargirl' by Jerry Spinelli and good ole' Harry Potter. And, I must say it, I have an inevitable soft spot for Harper Lee's 'To Kill A Mockingbird'.
Addictions: Sugar, Coffee, and James Marsters, Richard Dean Anderson, Christopher Judge, Johnny Depp...
Worst fear: That through “Dizzy Blonde!”, I’ve created a race of evil Sam/MacKay shippers that will eventually take over the world and turn all people into Sam/MacKay shippers and crucify all Jack/Sam shippers before burning all Divide and Conquer related material and using it to adorn the graves of Jack/Sam shippers and then creating an evil hybrid of sea-monkeys that will take over the White House and eat carnivorously. That and spiders.

I'm also vegetarian. And I mean it. I eat nothing that used to have a circulatory system!

I am a Buffy/Spike shipper, and a major Jack/Sam shipper - I was around when we invented Ship Day. I was a tad doubtful after 'Chimera' , but I returned to my shippy self after 'Threads'. Because they are SO meant to be together, and if they don't end up that way, then the only other alternative way to end the show is to have the Goa'uld destroy earth! (Count me on on the Vala/Danny train too!)

And last, but most certainly not least, I'd like to mention Beth. If it weren't for her very awesome website, 'Dedicated to Stargate SG-1', I might never have gotten into fanfiction, so I would like very much to say a long overdue thank you to her.

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I love you too by Christieanne-Anna reviews
A husband and wife one night during her seventh year at Hogwarts. A debate and a winner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Too Stupid For A Title by Silver Hornet reviews
A very screwed up version of Julius Caesar. Staring William Shakespeare, Yoda, and the U.S. Marines.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2004
Misery by the female apophis reviews
It's not a very happy Valentine's Day this year...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/8/2004 - S. Carter
The plan by crossbecca reviews
General Hammond and the rest of sg-1 plus Janet attempt to get Jack and Sam together....sorry i suck at summeries...its my ifrst fanfic so please be kind...more chapters to follow if this is liked :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,130 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 3/30/2003
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures by Ruthie reviews
Jack goes to a series of extreme measures in order to get Sam, Daniel and Teal'c to go fishing with him.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2003
things I hate about you. by Maria2 reviews
B'Elanna reflects on the things she hates most about Tom.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2001
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How The General Stole Monday reviews
Every Geek down the Cheyenne liked Monday a lot… but the General who fished just north of the Cheyenne did NOT! So I wrote this fanfic in Dr. Seuss style, I hope that you’ll stop and read for a while!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2006 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Jack I Am reviews
Jack tries to convince Sam to go fishing with him... Dr. Seuss style!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Smile, Laugh and Pretend That You Don’t Love Me reviews
A ‘Divide and Conquer’ sequel [watches most people get up and leave]. No plot as such, just a sort of Jack fic written in the second person I know that doesn’t make much sense, but fiction reviews 1 happy camper called aligater.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2004 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Faster, Dizzy Blonde! Faster reviews
Sequel to “Dizzy Blonde! Go, go, Go.” McKay is back, and Carter’ll die before letting him near the Stargate!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2003 - S. Carter
Why the Smile? reviews
General Hammond wonders why Jack and Sam are in such a good mood.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2003 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Dizzy Blonde! Go, go, Go reviews
Carter is extremely annoyed with a certain geek (who likes her A LOT, I might add).
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2003
Where Do We Go From Here? reviews
SG-1 finally vent their feelings about the death of Daniel Jackson while stuck on an uninhabited world.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003