Isabella has always been told she was "big boned"; always a little curvier than her other friends and never being able to fit in. Others, like Edward Cullen were less tactful. "You're fat Bella, plain and simple- pun intended." This is Bella's journey to self-confidence, self-acceptance and angry love. OOC, fluffy, future lemons and mild language.

Edward in a rut and is in desperate need of a little action. Enter Dr. McCarty and his trusty little prescription pad! There's nothing medical about his prescription though. Who knew doctors could prescribe phone sex operators, champagne rooms and booze? This a love letter to the play Chicago and all things jazz. AH, canon pairings, dirty talking, lemons. You know, the good stuff.

Bella and her friends have a long standing rivalry with an old high school classmate. Too bad for Bella the hot older man that wants to buy her a treat on a hot day is not only married but might have helped spawn that rival. One-shot. Strong language. OOC. Canon couples. Olderward.