ABOUT ME:

Me? Well, you may not believe this but at the age of seven I was abducted by a pack of trolls and taken to their lair, where they planned to make me their queen. (And let me tell ya, trolls are not the most obedient minions. Tuh!) Luckily, I met a couple of tiny magical fairies (who the trolls were planning to sacrifice for my coronation) and made my glorious escape (one that involved a lot of glitter, a trollsnail, unicorn blood and cinnamon. Unbelievable, right? Cinnamon?).

For the next 3 years, I learned to live off in the wilderness with the fey people who raised me as their own until I was discovered by a group of hunters who were gunning down bears and other awesome creatures of the forest, like . . . elk . . . and stuff. By that time, I was almost eleven years old. These hunters brought me back to civilization and reunited me with my human family. I was happy to see my family again but it wasn't the same and I wished I was still roaming the forest with elves and furry squirrels that sang show tunes like they do in one of those old Disney movies.

So naturally, by sixteen, I came across the infamous traveling street circus, Rêves Etranges. Just like that I dropped out of school, joined the freak show and have been traveling the world being awesome-and-what-not ever since.

And if you don't believe that story, well sir, you can go kick rocks.