Hello there, somehow you reached the biography of moi, the Jabberwocket, please leave a message after the to-wait. *cough*
Personally, I don't think there's much here you might like to know about me, so i will simply note the major facts.
I do indeed live in Texas.
I do indeed take a French course.
I do indeed have the world's meanest laptop, who likes to eat my files and lose them and get eaten by various programs and virii.
I do indeed love the Twins.
I do indeed own Two (gwendolyn) and
I do indeed refuse to allow any argument upon that fact.
I do indeed have the attention span of a gnat.
I do indeed shamelessly plug people randomly.

My plugs:
orange of doom -- she writes parodies, but the best of her work is original and not posted on the internet. that is to say that her stories probably slaughter yours (no offense; i mean, the girl's a friggin genius..)
ieva -- pal o' mine... doesn't stick to one fandom.
kit19 -- the only mary-sues i read are written by this chica. she's pretty good, and i recommend you at least take a peek at her stuff. you might like it.
white-striped skittle -- another matrix writer. she's what you call a prodigy. again, i recommend her to you. (she's gotten a bunch of awards)
wintergirl -- this chica writes matrix fanfiction. it's good, if you consider me any judge.
[end plugs]

if you couldn't tell, i am only *slightly* obsessed, ne? anywho...

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~peace love and rubber ducks, MnI
ps: im me, email me, i love to talk!