This is a really long profile filled with randomness. And randomness is awesome. So I guess that means my really long profile is filled with awesomeness! (Got a problem with my logic? Go talk to Athena!) Enjoy!

It's weird to be normal and it's normal to be weird. I'm normally weird and you're weirdly normal. Wait- whaaaat?

I just made my very own FictionPress account! If you liked my stories here (or have nothing else to read) please check out my stories there! I'll really appreciate it. http://www.fictionpress.info/~shiaf

I wrote myself an autobiography! In a third person narrative!

Her name is -- --. She lives in --. She was born on August 11, --. (I can't tell you any of my personal details, in case you’re a stalker. Let's just say that I'm a demigod who lives on Neptune and was born on the year 2610. I have a time machine and that I'm taking a vacation here on Earth. And you can call me Shia, that's not my real name though.)

She has hazel brown eyes, and wavy (you mean poofy) raven hair, which is usually tied up in a pony tail( quickest cure for poofy hair), in a french braid (Katniss style!) or occasionally (as in almost never) cascading down her shoulders. (Okay, so I get too lazy to fix my hair sometimes.) She mostly wears jeans and a white polo. Or a jean jacket and a tank top. Hoodies are also a big part of her wardrobe. (Wardrobe? What wardrobe? I just get whatever is on top in my stcak of clothes in my closet.) She occasionally wears dresses and skirts.(Eh, during laundry day.)

She never goes anywhere without her kindle (hence the profile picture.) and her heelys. (I always wear heelys. ALWAYS. Even when wearing dresses.) She doesn't wear make up (Ew, I hate the stuff. I'm only gonna wear the gunk if it's a life or deat situation-like if someone threatens to ground me from my kindle Actually sometimes not even then. The tem make up comes from the phrase "making up" for something you don't have. And I think I'm pretty enough not to wear the muck, thank you very much. [Haha, egotistical much?]) She has a scar on her left arm (Battle scars! And yes, I consider soccer a battle.) and another one on her right knee. (I got that one from jumping on the bed.) She also carrys a beige bag with her always. (Wait, why is there a very long paragraph about how I look. I don't care about my appearance much then why should you? Except for my mom. She's the one who cares a lot about it. But I don't think she's gonna be reading this anyway. You know, I am not one of those preppy Barbie doll looking people, okay? Sheesh, people these days.)

She loves God.( Yes. Yes, I do.) She enjoys going to church and playing the keyboards in the youth service. (Actually, I’m not playing yet because- Oh, never mind)

She is a small girl (I am not small! 5'2 is the average height for fourteen year olds where I live.) with big dreams. (Psh. I just want to be the president of our country someday. Is it THAT big?) She is an overachiever, a straight A student. (You calling me a nerd, huh, punk?) She loves to write and hopes to get a book published before she finishes college.(But right now, I'm sticking with writing fanfiction. Small steps to fame!) She also wants to be a politician (Vote for me when I run for president!). She will be taking law school after college. (That means I'm gonna be in school until I'm 26 years old. My life's probably over by then!)

Her hobbies include cooking, writing and reading. (Reading is not a hobby, it's my life!) She also likes to collect stuff withwheels. (I know. It's a weird obsession.) She has a bike, a scooter, a waveboard, a skateboard, heelys and roller blades. (I also have a pogo stick! Oh, wait, that one doesn't have wheels) She also loves to travel. (Oh, yeah!) She's been to Singapore, Malasiya, Thailand, Hongkong, China, Las Vegas, LA, Washington, Florida, New York, Rome, Switzerland and Spain. (Admit it, you're jealous.) She also loves sports. She enjoys taekwondo (That's right! To all you stalkers out there: I could totally kick your butt.) She also likes to swim, play badminton and soccer.( Well, unfortunately, after breaking my arm, I don't play soccer anymore. I want to though.) She wants to learn archery (Hunters!) and fencing.

Her fatal flaw is (to all you non-PJO readers, that means my biggest character flaw.) is hubris-pride. (Okay, fine. I'm a bit full of myself sometimes. But in a purely Annabeth sort of pride. Not the bragging thing.)

She doesn't have much friends (Sadly, I don't fit in much. I guess people gets overwhelmed by my awesomeness. Joke. Actually, I think it's because I'm not 'normal'. And I don't plan to be. I don't enjoy movies and social networking as typical teenagers do. I'd rather spend my time reading.) but the friends she has are really great. (A shout out to my FFN friends! Nikki! Katz! You know who you are.) Her social skills have improved greatly over the past few years. (Are you kidding me? All I know is that a few years ago I was basically wallpaper. And that's what I am right now, a wallpaper. But now I'm a wallpaper who has probably read more books in a year than an average American in a lifetime, and athletically active wallpaper on wheels. Okay, fine, that's might be an improvement. Not!)

She has a great relationship with her younger siblings. (Seriously, my brothers have to kick ME out of their room sometimes.) And she enjoys playing Uno with them on weekday afternoons. (I love it so much. Especially cause I keep winning. Haha.) She also wants to thank her brother,-- , (As if I'll tell you his name.) for proofreading her storys and suggesting awesome ideas for it. (I don't need a beta-reader anymore!)

So that's about as much I'll tell you about myself. I'm not going to tell you anymore. That's about more than enough info you ever have to know about me.(You don't have to know the incredibly embarrassing stuff like I still have to sleep with my teddy bear at night) Anyways, on to the rest of my profile page!

About me:

Name: Are you a stalker?

Age: I guess I could tell you. 14

Gender: Girl

Height: 5'2 I'm not short! I'm average where I live.

Weight: No. Just no.

(not that I'm overweight or anything! I actually don't know it.)

Hobbies: I love to read. As in I love to read so much that that's basically all I do. I have a weird obsession to wheels (heelys, waveboard, longboard, skateboard, scooter, bike, rollerblades, pogo stick- wait, that one didn't have wheels. Well, I have one anyway. You name it I've got it! No car or motorcycle though) I do taekwondo (That's right, to all you stalkers out there, I can totally kick your butt) I love to write (No, duh. That;s why I'm on this site anyway.) And I love PJO. (Seriously, I read TLT so many times, I memorized the first few pages.)

What my friends call me: Nerd (I know, I have really nice friends. They're just jealous that I read more books than them and that I could read faster.)

Random stuff about me:

I'm not into music or movies. Seriously, I don't listen to music at all. And I don't really watch movies. I mean, why watch if you can read?

In my free time, I'm trying to learn Latin through online courses.

I wear anything my mom puts in my closet. I have no problems with dresses and skirts, provided that she lets me wear my heelys.

I love anything that has something to do with World History (Especially Roman).

I don't have facebook. Just to be different from everyone else. I do have twitter though. But I rarely use it. If it weren't for my friend, I would have abandoned it a long time ago.

Favorite TV shows: Anything on Food Network, Discovery Channel and NatGeo. (Hmmm, I'm beginning to see why my friends call me a nerd.) I also like TMNT and Ben 10 Ultimate Alien.

My favorite books (Not in order)

Percy Jackson

Maximum Ride

The Mysterious Benedict Society

The 39 Clues

The Hunger Games

The Underland Chronicles

Shadow Children

Missing Series

I am Number Four

Secret Series

Chronicles of Narnia

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Artemis Fowl

Kingdom Keepers

Peter and The Starcatchers

Uglies

The Kingdom Keepers

If you've read all these books and think they're awesome, PM me, cause you're my new best friend.

My favorite movies

Percy Jackson and The Lightning thief (Nowhere as good as the book though)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid 1 and 2

Narnia The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe

Bridge to Terebinthia

Nancy Drew

Does anybody detect a pattern? They are all based on books!

Stuff I'm looking forward for:

Hunger Games Movie, March 24, 2012

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (film), August 3, 2012

Maximum Ride Movie, 2013

Maximum Ride: Nevermore, August 6, 2012

Percy Jackson: The Sea of Monsters, March 27, 2013

The Heroes of Olympus: The Demigod Diaries, August 6, 2012

The Kane Chronicles:The Serpent's Shadow, May 1, 2012

The Kane Chronicles Survival Guide, May 20,2012The 39 Clues: Cahills vs. Vespers:The Dead of Night, March 6, 2012

The 39 Clues: Cahills vs. Vespers: Book 4, August 1, 2012

The 39 Clues: Cahills vs. Vespers The Dead of Night, March 6, 2012

Kingdom Keepers Shell Game, April 3rd 2012

Favorite PJO Quotes

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“With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.”

“If my life is going to mean anything, I have to live it myself.”

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”

“Go on with what your heart tells you, or you will lose all.”

“Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum.”

“It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.”

“How did you die?"
"We er...drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub.”

“The cafe windows wrapped all the way around the observation floor, which gave us a beautiful panoramic view of the skeleton army that had come to kill us"

“Knowing too much of your future is never a good thing.”

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”

“Where's the glory in repeating what others have done?”

“God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!
Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!”

“She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.”

"The chains of death can only be be melted by the fire of life"

You know those really weird stuff you find in profiles? The creepy ones that end with "If you don't repost this you'll be strangled/killed/die tonight". My brother and I pretty much read all of them out there. And we still lived to tell the tale. True story. I don't really know whether people repost them because they think it's funny or because the actually believe them. I think they're somewhat funny. Repost this if you think they are too. If you don't you'll die of laughter at 1 am tonight. Kidding!

Excerpts from Pandora's Chest

Travis Stoll
Everybody's always asking my brother and I what's the awesomest prank we ever played on another camper. Well, I'll tell you now.

Connor Stoll
You're talking about the golden mango, right?

Travis Stoll
Oh, dude! I love that one! But no, I'm talking about Pandora's Chest.

Connor Stoll

Oh. Ha, egg on your face Ares cabin! Hahaha!

Travis Stoll
Shush! They might hear you. Anyway I was reading boring homework stuff from Chiron. Hercules, the golden apple, Pandora's pithos, blah,blah,blah… You would think that this camp is to cool for homework, right? But nooo. The only reason why I doing this is because I'm tired of going on without dessert. While my brother was off goofing around, avoiding his homework.

Connor Stoll
So what? I'm not afraid of going on without dessert, as long as I have my secret stash of candy…

Travis Stoll
Whatever. So, as I was saying, I found something in those old books that are actually useful. Ares cabin here I come!

A/N: (Wait, why am I even putting an author's note on my profile?) Not my best work, but hey, it was my first.

Time for those awesome quotes!

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

How can you face your problem if your problem is your face?

Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

The best advice I can give is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one, which will last forever.

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.

Your manuscript is both good and original, but the part that is good is not original and the part that is original is not good.

An opinion should be the result of thought, not a substitute for it.

What people think of me is none of my business!

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says 'yes,' you know he is a crook

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Always remember you're unique.
Just like everyone else.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Most just don't have film.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

f you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Eat right.
Stay fit.
Die anyway.

If you believe everything you read, better not read at all.

Buy land. They've stopped making it.

You cannot have everything. I mean, where would you put it?

If animals weren't meant to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat?

Money might not buy happiness, but at least it can buy the next best thing -chocolate.

There is nothing better than a friend, except a friend with chocolate.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.