Harry asks Malfoy on a date. On a dare. What's the worst that could happen? Story originally posted 2007-2010, reworked and republished. Set post OoTP, pre/instead of HBP. AU. Updated (hopefully) every 2 weeks.

Draco is acting stranger than usual when it comes to Potter and his fellow Slytherins are determined to find out why. Hermione catches wind of a certain bet about her best friend and decides to take the Slytherins for all they're worth. An unfolding romance as told by Harry and Draco's friends. Rated M for violence and swearing. Updates weekly on Sundays.

Minerva McGonagall checks up on little Harry Potter and finds that not all is as it should be. She makes a decision that will change everything for the Boy Who Lives.

It started with a letter, well a note really. From his godfather over summer break. Three words long: Don't Trust Dumbledore. Then his normal trip to the Weasley's was cancelled. He head his 2 best friends talking about him, in not so friendly tones. Now: he is some how trapped in the past, with Draco Malfoy.

Where the Falcons fly, there's blood. Where Draco goes, there usually is too. That's his job, after all – heal morons and the people who get in their way. He could deal with that, he thinks, if only there wasn't Harry fucking Potter, Seeker, who gets injured a lot even by the Falcons' standards and seems to have made a habit of inserting himself in Draco's private life.

"Is stalking me some sort of compulsive need of yours or something?" Harry Potter won't stop following him—no matter where Draco goes, Potter is there, watching. And Draco knows what that means—Potter is clearly planning his death, despite what Blaise and Pansy think. But if it's not murder he's after, what could it be? And how could Draco use that information to his advantage?

Three years after the war, Auror Harry Potter arrives on Draco Malfoy's doorstep with terrible news. It seems that somebody is hunting down all the Slytherins in their year one-by-one to exact bloody vengeance—will Draco be next? Or will Harry be able to stop whoever is behind the attacks? All of the warnings are listed inside.

The war has been over for about three years. Harry and Ron are working as Aurors. When the Ministry sponsors a Secret Santa gift exchange two weeks before Christmas, Harry reluctantly joins. Though he's not happy with the name he's picked, he plans to make the best of it. At least until his own Secret Santa begins to send him questionable gifts. M/M Drarry

Natsu Dragneel hated going to the library, it was boring and they expected him to be quiet, but he didn't have many friends and when Lucy had asked him to go with her, he'd agreed. He was standing in the manga section looking for something he could pretend to read when he saw the boy walking around half-naked in the library.

When Deku saves a woman's life, her quirk is activated. Her quirk? She reveals a person's soulmate. A star-shaped mark appears on Midoriya's left arm... and on Bakugou's as well. Kirishima is the only one who knows that Bakugou is Midoriya's soulmate, and Bakugou isn't taking the news very well. Can the twin stars of class 1-A work out their differences and find their happy ending?

Draco was a Master. He'd always been one, but having a town of Muggles consider him as close to God's gift as they would ever receive was certainly validating. Except it wasn't enough. After years of settling, of conjuring masterpieces with his fingers and his prowess, Draco realised he needed a change. How hard could it be to find an apprentice pâtissier...

Dean, Sam, Cas, and Gabe are all stuck in the bunker due to reasons unknown. In their boredom, a sexy contest emerges. Who is the true master of their domain? Last one to wank wins. (Seinfeld? Yes.) Destiel, Sabriel, and shameless smutty tease-o-rama.

"A thousand nights! That sounds like a lot!" "Then only a hundred." "That's still too much!" I truly am dedicated to only you. There are not enough nights in a lifetime, but let's start with a hundred. LucyxHibiki

HPDM slash. The day Harry stops Malfoy and his son from being bothered in Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between them. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation? COMPLETE.

The King of Hell has plans for Dean - babysitting plans, that is. When Crowley turns Sam, Cas, and Gabriel into little kids, Dean is the only one left to babysit. Can he survive a tantrum-throwing Gabriel, an attention-seeking Cas, and a constantly crying Sammy? Rated M for swearing, and mature content. Contains Destiel and Sabriel.

Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.

Charles turns into a cat. Well, not really. He just has ears and a tail. Erik doesn't quite know what to make of it.

[Merthur] Arthur and Merlin are clearly in love, but are unaware of it. The Knights of Camelot decide to fix this before it's too late. [M Rating for chapter 5 and chapter 10]

Erik finds that Charles has a curiously sensitive scalp, which leads to activities of a less innocent nature than just a massage

"Not just anyone will do. It has to be someone sexy, challenging and memorable." When Dean wants his hundredth conquest to be a special one, he finds that goal disturbingly difficult to accomplish. After all, you don't get excited that easily after a decade's worth of busty beauties, do you? Thankfully, though, Sam has an idea. Eventual Wincest.

It's 2004. Harry, 24, has left the Auror program to become a Professor at Hogwarts. He enjoys the quiet life he has there until a new Potions professor is hired. Harry quickly become completely smitten, though too insecure to reveal his true feelings. Especially when the object of his desire seems to have interest elsewhere. Drarry, fluff and future lemons. Complete

Castiel lies wide awake and fully dressed on his bed, staring sightlessly at the ceiling. After the Fall, he'd been forced to find more mundane shelter. Namely, the bunker. Next door, he can hear Sam and Dean. Making love. Very loudly.

When it's discovered that the Men of Letters bunker has a gym, Sam is practically chomping at the bit to start making good use of it. Dean is less enthusiastic. Until the exercise routine that he's going through with his brother starts feeling less like actual exercise and a lot like something more...intimate. WARNING: Contains Wincest, rough sex

Draco Malfoy is a brilliant freelance cursebreaker and the only one who can help the Department of Magical Law Enforcement with a very dangerous case, but more importantly, he's wearing six-inch heels, and Harry cannot handle it, he really just can't.

Naruto loves Christmas, and the holiday season can only improve when his old best friend returns home after 5 years of no contact. With everyone working together again, it'll be just like old times -except that Sasuke's all out of Christmas spirit. With Naruto out to prove how magical Christmas really is, will Sasuke be glad he came home this year? Contains yaoi and lemons

Draco finds something interesting called fanfiction... about him and Harry! Oh, this should be good. (Rated M for mature content. Numerous kinks mentioned.)

He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.

Somehow Sasuke ends up proposing to his annoying flat-mate Naruto. And somehow, his family thinks it's for real! What is he supposed to do? Will this accidental marriage be Sasuke's demise or could something good actually come out of it? Eventual Narusasu :3

James sacrificed himself to save his wife and son. Sirius took them into hiding and trained Harry the Marauders way. Neville became the BWL. That doesn't mean that he's the Chosen One. This is a AU story. Harry/Ginny MA Rating

Don't let the title fool you. While there is plenty of smut, this is a LOVE STORY. Down and out Harry goes to work in a porn studio. And who should be there, but Draco Malfoy. Harry can't help wondering if they'll work together. post Hogwarts H/D SLASH

Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru

Rose addopts a little puppy but she has to hide it from Dimitir. Fluff, Lemons, Russian god and a cute little puppy, what more cold you want! Review please :D Was a one shot, now continued. Follows Rose and Dimitri's life with their mischevious dog.

There exists a school that hides the tale of the semes and ukes of every fangirl's dreams. SasuNaru, NejiShika, GaaLee and ShinoKiba.

When Sakura convinces everyone to play Truth or Dare, secrets are revealed, prides are embarrassed and budding loves are started! Sasuke just can't believe he got himself dragged into this...stupid dobe. Yaoi, mostly NaruSasu but there are other pairings.

Formerly Defense for Two. Adopted from Perspicacity with permission. They thought Lockhart was a fraud. They were wrong; he was their guide into a world of danger, adventure, intrigue and other Unspeakable Things.

COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.

Sasuke thinks he's hated...apart from by one person...I'm bad at reveiws, so please don't judge! Includes all those things you like, Uchihacest, lemon, yaoi, fluffyness, ItaSasu... :3 please enjoy! EDITED

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

Guardians vs Novice. Rose and Dimirti's relationship out in the open. Pranks. Laughs. Truth and dare. Romance RosexDimitri

The day to pay for her crimes are coming faster than she thought possible.Someone unexpected comes to the rescue, but it will cost them their life, will Rose let them? Will she have a choice? Rated M for later chapters.Please read and review.

It is the week before school lets out and the senior novices decide it is time to declare war on their soon to be former teachers. Funny and hot! Rated M just in case. First FanFic, hope you like. Please read and review

Rose is falling deeper into the Darkness. Can she overcome everything? Or will she be consumed by it? Angsty and dark. You are warned! RosexDimitri I suck at summaries, please read, if you don't like it you can always press back :D Winner of the VA Complete Family/Comfort story Rating M award. WOOOOO!

Bearing the bruises and his name is not easy, especially when the society is against him. Will Naruto's 16th birthday bring hope and freedom or will his life end in sorrow and pain? SasuxNaru. warnings inside. Complete. Angst. Yaoi. AU.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

This is the continuation of the talk by agirlnamedraven. The novice guardians have just graduated and have just declared war on the gaurdians. Lots of pranks to be pulled and with Rose god knows what will happen. Dimitri never died in shadow kissed. Lemon

The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru

Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru

Sasuke has to seduce a mark for a mission, and Naruto does not like it. At all. One shot. NaruSasuNaru, Mild mentions of het. Anal, oral, bondage.

Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the I don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.

It seems Naruto needs to learn what 'firm to the bite' means... sensei!Sasuke. SasuNaru PWP,One-shot,NC-17, Mature

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]