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Hello person reading this... I know you're reading this.

Feel free to PM me and ask me to read one of your stories. My alert list is dead and I'd really like something new to read, regardless of the quality of the writing. PLEASE!!!

About me:

I am 27 605 and a half, have lived in 4 different worlds and don't exist currently, in this universe at least. I'm female like 98% of the population on this website. I'm not a huge romance reader or writer. That sort of stuff isn't my thing (Read When Hearts Turn for evidence). I enjoy being random and weird.

If you want a picture of me in your head, think of the most beautiful thing in the world and multiply its beauty by an eight on its side.

I once did a Hunger Games roleplay quiz. I was the last person to die. So close...

If I was a demigod I think I'd be a daughter of Apollo or Athena.

If I was a wizard I would be in Slytherin house.

I have also joined the "review revolution" and will review every story I read, I don't get on to read much, but I review everything I read. I hope you will do the same, whether you're a writer or a reader, review what you read - every author loves seeing that number increase even the slightest, I know I do. So go out there and review a story (oh look, the closest stories to your mouse are mine!!!)

Just a thing or two about my stories:

House of Hades: ON HOLD!!!! These are probably my favourite stories to write. They're about Nico and a newfound demigod going back to the Trojan War, and then returning home to watch that demigod turn evil and watch as he tries to gain power and exile the Greek gods and goddesses and bring back Egypt. It's unfortunately being put on hold, due to a lack of reviews (I still love you Lemariz!) and the fact that I'm juggling two other stories at the same time. I'm sorry guys! Please, if you're reading this because you read one of my other stories, please please read this series and tell me what you think!

When Hearts Turn: ON HOLD!!!! Let's put it this way, I lack the paitience to write romance. This story is becoming a Mark of Athena, full of dark twists and deaths and betrayals. Romance will be drawn into the story in the next Percy chapter. So far, the poll on my profile is telling me that Octavian will become part of the seven, if you wish for this not to happen please vote. This story will be upated fortnightly or weekly (sorry), and I hope you guys keep reviewing.

Reversing Lives: I must give a ton of credit to Idonotget for helping me with this story, and also to the people who submitted characters in the SYOC that is still OPEN for bad guy submissions. This story is basically my interpretation of what would've happened if Maria di Angelo hadn't died. A new breed of monsters has been born and seeks to conquer Olympus. Demigods are determined to capture and destroy the two di Angelo children, and too distracted to pay attention to the oncoming trials. Bianca and Nico set out for adventure, and the both of the children may find their love along the way. (insert evil smile)

Sixth in Capitol: The absolute bestest storee i eva righted!!! now with a better!

48th Hunger Games - Static Electricty: Another Hunger Games. Just read it. You will enjoy it. It's about a tribute called Pixel who enters the Hunger Games, with her brother. They'll make you kill him. That's what she'd been told.

List of a few Random Things that Make me Smile:

Seeing the review number increase

"Guys in a submarine"

Fancy ice-cream

A hug from a toddler

Being called a "genius freak"

Peter Johnson

Pimple-cream Lady

Piano duets

When Steve leaves

When someone tells me I'm beautiful.

When a friend says that my hair is pretty

When someone refuses to let me think my hair isn't perfect

Picking out a piece by ear on piano

Mastering a piano piece

Missing a Hi-5

Hearing my work read aloud and realising that I do have some form of talent

Finishing a drawing I spent forever on

Getting a good mark on a last-minute assignment

Good bus rides that leave me in a good mood for the rest of the day

Reciting Toy Story 2 with Tifknee and Bertie

When someone pretends to trip me over, so I pretend to trip over and wind up actually tripping over

"Holy crap she's tall!"

When my writer's block goes away

When random amazing story ideas come into your head and you think - "I have to write that"

When writing just flows

When you get the eyes right the first time round

When you find that song that fits your mood perfectly

When you hear spectacular orchestral music that takes you to a whole different world

The smell of melted chocolate

Pets that appreciate my company

Finding what I've been looking for underneath my floordrobe

When someone is finally taller than me

Running without a care in the world

When the number of favourites or alerts on my stories go up

When someone knows just how to make me laugh

Being the winner

Writing and drawing really bad comics of inside jokes and hiding them amongst peoples' Christmas presents

How to Train Your Dragon

Hugs from friends

When the teacher tells the teacher's pet to shut up

Ninja-Piano-Removalists

Tables that aren't bolted into the ground (see-saw!!)

Jack Sparrow's run

Finding money whilst cleaning your room

Reading amazing stories

When I'm required to eat something that smells extremely nice

Random Quotes I Like:

"When someone tells me I'm ugly, I feel sad and give them a hug, because I know life is hard for the visually impaired."

Some random on the internet

"When I'm older, I'm going to show my kids the movie 2012, and claim that I lived through it all." Perplex Simplicity

Amazing Peoples You Should Know About:

Perplex Simplicity - She's only a new member, but she's one of the greatest authors I know. She's pretty much the reason I'm on this site. When she has a story, read it or you'll be missing out. (Hey Tif - I'm getting paid for this right?)

Freakshow3 - If you're here (on my profile) because you read one of my PJO stories, this guy won't write all that many of them. But he's still one EXTREMELY creative guy, and I'll tell you now, if you like Leo Valdez, this guy is pretty much the same person (it's scary they're that alike!)

thiskittenhasclaws2 - She's an extremely nice author. She writes well and is a brilliant person to talk to. Just a truly awesome person. You should really read her stories.