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Joined 01-18-03, id: 328223, Profile Updated: 03-15-15
Author has written 21 stories for Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード, Legend of Korra, RWBY, Bodacious Space Pirates/モーレツ宇宙海賊, and 100.

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You can find me on AO3 as Marauding Turkey, and or as Lord of the Rafter. Original, I know. The accounts are little used, but if you want to chat, Tumblr is a good way to go.

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One Hundred Tiny Missions by SageQuill reviews
Tseng's desire to escape from lunch with Palmer leads to a humorous series of missions for his fellow Turks. New mission posted! Tseng brought his palm to his forehead in mind-boggling defeat at what he was witnessing. "Can we please stop waving Reeve's stolen banana around? It's only Monday."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 207,763 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Reno, Tseng, Rude, Shuriken/Cissnei
The King's Bride by tiger7210 reviews
For centuries, it has been tradition among the Gerudo for the newly crowned King to capture a maiden to be his wife. When his father dies, Link sets his eyes on the Princess of Hyrule, who's completely unwilling to comply. Will he convince her to be the Gerudo King's Bride, or will he realize he's bitten off more than he can chew? Zelink AU.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 10/17/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
No Girls Allowed by Schnickledooger reviews
Jun keeps popping up in the most unexpected places. Tai is not pleased, especially when it gives his friends the wrong impression. Agumon's obsession with Plato and BlackWarGreymon isn't helping things. The media keeps misrepresenting Digimon as an alien invasion. His Lit teacher likes to steal his haikus. Yeah, Tai's high school days are chaotic. AU. S2 time-line and events.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 183,835 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Jun M., Agumon, BlackWarGreymon
Real Life Sucks by Cheezels reviews
"In short, this class is going to teach you to survive life." Professor McGonagall thinks she's come up with a brilliant idea. There are several hundred students who disagree. PARODY (of sorts)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,144 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
a harmony in green and ultraviolet by skywideopen reviews
They arrive at the apartment and they're too late. [AU from the end of 4x19 onwards, in which Gold contacts Zelena before Emma, Regina and Lily arrive. Or, in which Regina loses a soulmate but gains an entire family.]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,416 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 9/26/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] Zelena/The Wicked Witch of the West
Where You Go, We Follow by misscanteloupe reviews
Running away isn't anything like what you see in the movies. For one, the character doesn't usually bring her son in tow. For another, the story would usually require some sort of romance with the other character. I.E. Regina Mills. (Emma runs away. Regina and Henry follow.) Swan-Mills family
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
Stalling is the Best Medicine by Moczo reviews
Clarke, seeking to avoid a war that could devastate her people, has gone to Commander Lexa with an offer she cannot refuse: A way to turn the Reapers back into true men. This would probably be a better idea if she actually had such a thing. (Birthday present for RadiantBeam; one-shot; Absolutely crackfic)
100 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Clarke G., Lexa, Abigail G./Abby, Bellamy B. - Complete
Ready, Sette, Go! by Moczo reviews
Sette of the Numbers has been released from prison early for model behavior. With no other reasonable mission objectives, she does the only logical thing: move into the Nakajima house, and attempt to integrate into society. Key word being, 'attempt'.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,843 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Sette, Cinque N.
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 2,524 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Uminari City Police: Daily Activity Logs by deathcurse reviews
The daily exploits of Officers F. Testarossa and N. Takamachi while they tackle criminals, jaywalkers and everything in-between. Explosions, crazy families and gunfights all with a touch of UST? Equals a normal day at work... Cowritten with RadiantBeam.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,895 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Nanoha T., Fate T.
Dark Corners of the House of the Rising Sun by KalliopeStarmist reviews
.:drabble:. Tales from Konoha's Quintessential Dysfunctional Family, the Hyuugas. Starring Hinata, Hanabi, Hiashi, Hizashi, and Neji, even though his name doesn't start with an H.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,108 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Hiashi H., Hizashi H.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 3,979 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
all that jazz by SebonzaMitsuki27 reviews
Rude, Elena, Reno. 30 friends. Between here and gone.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 9,914 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Rude, Elena - Complete
Some Torture Chamber of the Heart by Nagia reviews
Even months later, it's hard to forgive--and impossible to forget. A meditation on Yuffie's friendship with Shalua and its repercussions. Some VxY if you squint.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Yuffie K., Shalua R. - Complete
9 Crimes! by Hitmewiththestreetlights reviews
The epic tale of two ADA’s in love LOL Set in 2005/2006… Ermmm, no really. My take on what would have happened if Casey and Alex had met up after season 6’s episode “Ghost.” This was meant to be a drabble, but it surely surpassed that. FEMSLASH!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - A. Cabot, C. Novak - Complete
To See by Flagsy reviews
It was always difficult to get through the night. And there was only one thing that ever made it possible. Royai Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
A Portrait of Youth by JanuaryFriend reviews
What is life, without a few good friends by your side? Snapshots from the youth of Team Gai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,902 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Team Gai - Complete
The Greatest of These by Lyra Ngalia reviews
A chance meeting outside Harry's office surprises Thomas Raith on the nature of love. Harry-Murphy friendship.; spoilers for Blood Rites.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Complete
Hearts by Hiasobi reviews
Sixteen to gain. Eighteen to save the world. Nineteen to lose everything. Who are you? Yuffie, Cloud, Cid, and everything lost. FFVIIKH crossover. Yuffentine, AerithCloudYuffieSquall
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,670 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Yuffie K., Cloud S.
Mantle by Menamebephil reviews
He probably wouldn't want this. He would probably prefer to slink out of history, completely forgotten, his part over. Well, tough. The story of a costume, in three parts.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Rikku, Auron - Complete
Pretend by La Editor reviews
Yuffie tried to let it go. She really did, but some wounds just don’t close and she just kept pouring on in that salt. Yuffentine. Kingdom Hearts.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,127 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
How to be Ifrit by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
Rikku had kinda expected Yuna's pilgrimage to be a bit more exciting than this. But then again, they say that if there's no fun then you should make your own, and she is a master mechanic after all.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Rikku - Complete
Shattering Ice by DamageCtrl reviews
When she watches her grandchildren leave their tribe, GranGran remembers a time in her life where she left hers...and the events that lead to her departure from her home and the man who believed they were destined for each other. Young Kana KannaPakku
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,960 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Pakku - Complete
Dulce et Decorum Est by gietzeng reviews
Fortune favors the brave.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Quistis T. - Complete
The Ring by Wild Blueberries reviews
Squall, Quistis, bad pickup lines and an odd conversation over the PA. Add a gossiping Selphie and suddenly the punch might not be the only topic of the night ― and to think it all started with just asking to borrow his ring. Quall, One-Shot
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Quistis T., Squall L. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2398 - Favs: 4,698 - Follows: 3,972 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Weapon Encounters of the Third Kind by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Tenten, Weapons Mistress. She uses weapons of all kinds, conventional and unconventional, ranging from anvils to stuffed teddy bears. And you'd better believe that she can. Series of vignettes 5: Paper, AKA: Read or Die
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Tenten, Team Gai
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Aizen's Diary by incandescens reviews
Recruiting Others through Guile and Intelligence. Not particularly serious.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Complete
Home Is Where the Heart Is by Depressed Mizuki reviews
Eventually every world that was ever destroyed was brought back and those who had collected at Hollow Bastion over the years were finally sent home. Part 2: WutaiMidgar
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Leon/Squall L., Yuffie K.
Operation: Exploding Jellyfish! by Nagia reviews
A certain incident involving theft, an engagement ring, Reeve, Yuffie, stairs, broken ribs, Vincent, scary Wutaian delivery ladies, and gunshot wounds. Oh yeah, and CloudandTifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,335 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Yuffie K., Vincent V. - Complete
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Rough reviews
K-9 officer Someya Yukari is worn thin, constantly stressed, and on the edge of being relegated to desk duty and therapy sessions. So when she finds herself in the company of an artist that frequents her nearby park, she's just relieved that there's at least one person in the world who doesn't treat her like a ticking time bomb.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Complete
Someya Kamijou Files reviews
A mix of drabbles and short stories in no particular order featuring Yukari and Maki, because they don't get nearly enough love and attention. Or, Yukari comes to the conclusion that "cool and reliable" was only one side of her partner. A small side. The smallest side.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016
Jumpers
Police officer Someya Yukari just wants to eat lunch. Artist Kamijou Maki just wants to enjoy her view. Somehow, both are quite sure the other is about to make a very drastic move.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Complete
Reassurance reviews
The battle was over, the speeches given, the families reunited. Now, she could properly process all that had happened. Or rather, the Avatar could brood about her decision, and the embodiment of light could be annoyed.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Korra, Raava
The Halls Have Eyes reviews
Any trauma caused due to the lack of a sense of humor is not the fault of Tenchi Academy, its Kaicho, the staff members, students, or members of the guard. Kindly return all remaining remnants of dignity to their rightful owner. Sincerely, Shizuku Miyamoto
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 5/5/2012
Gifts reviews
Yuho should know better than to be surprised by anything Jun does, but she really did wish the girl would stop climbing into her hospital room through the window.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Complete
The Idiot's (Not Quite) Victory reviews
Or, students are (non-fatally) hurt, Jun almost has her day, Hitsugi has her fun, and Shizuku and Sae do not get any peace. (No Tatewaki was injured during the writing of this fic. Much.)
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Complete
Burden reviews
(Written before the finale) With no betrayal, the attack on Mount Weather was a costly success. The toll for Clarke herself was still too much, and another kind of betrayal leaves her running into the forest. She was done being a leader. Done bearing that burden. But there are some things you just can't run from, and Clarke will find herself being forced to make that choice again.
100 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,823 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - Clarke G., Grounders, Lexa
Aftermath reviews
In which Lexa watches the Hundred become grounders, and Clarke accidentally finds herself kinda sorta proposing to Lexa.
100 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 2/10/2015 - [Clarke G., Lexa] - Complete
The Ritual reviews
Momoka will be lucky someday. Not today, maybe not for the next four years, but someday. She hopes.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Complete
Dual Operation reviews
Routine? Who needs that? We're pirates! Wait, this IS allowed, right? (Rated K for pretend violence, death, and kidnapping)
Bodacious Space Pirates/モーレツ宇宙海賊 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Complete
Just One Problem reviews
There was really only one thing about Blake running away that truly pissed her off.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Bell reviews
All things have a beginning, and Shizuku isn't quite sure if that day qualified as a good or bad one. Well, not BAD, because it couldn't be that bad if it involved Hitsugi, but it was really more trouble than it was worth sometimes, so it wasn't all good. But it wasn't bad. Maybe.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Complete
Nightmare reviews
Shizuku has never backed down from a problem before, but this? This is something she isn't sure she will ever be able to face.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
Never Turn Your Back On An Idiot reviews
If there's anything Hitsugi never took well to, it was being ignored. Shizuku really ought to have known where THAT would lead.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Complete
Drabbles reviews
Like the title says. 100 (or so) words of humor, friendship, suffering, pain, and those who inflict it upon the idiots who ask for it. Or those who are just really, really unlucky.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013
Of Tigers and Idiots reviews
Fun isn't limited to the sword bearers, you know. The staff can tell you, once they crawl back out from under their desks, or get over the hangover after a night of drinking that was entirely necessary because no way in hell can any sane person deal with the over eager -vicious little brats- students that populate the school.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,277 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
We Who Battle reviews
Short looks into the lives of the sword bearers, who sometimes know what they're doing, but mostly don't. It may not always be easy, but when did that ever stop them? Not nearly as often as it should have, to be honest. Embarrassment will have to do the rest.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013
A Song For Us reviews
More drabbles. Song based, but not a song fic. There are quite a few characters in here, but not all. My playlist was somewhat limited. Like 26 words, it's a short read.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Complete
26 Words for Hitsugi reviews
Hitsugi's turn, because you really can't have one without the other.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
26 Words for Shizuku reviews
A short prompt for every letter of the alphabet. A short view into Shizuku's world.
Hayate x Blade/はやて×ブレード - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
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