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![]() Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. Hey there! ^.^ Welcome to my profile! Um...I suppose if you're reading this, you're curious as to who I am? Yes? No? I'm telling you anyways. :) Okies, I'm Kaitlyn (a.k.a. Hikari), but Kaiti, Kait, or Kat (or Hikari!), I'm happy with with too. Or whatever the hell you like, I don't really care. ^.^ I am 14 years old, and my birthday is the 23rd September. I lives in teh UK, near Birmingham. Yay. Uhh...I'll do my favourite things now. :) Anime? I love it! I'm such a huge Otaku! My favourites are Naruto (It's the best ever :D), Ouran High School Host Club (Twincest, FTW!), Karin: Chibi Vampire (It's Hilarious! And Anju is adorabubble!), Shugo Chara ('T'is confusingly awesome :P), Fruits Basket (^.^), Full Metal Alchemist, Kuroshitsuji (Mm...Sebastian) and loads and loads and loads and loads more! Music? Absolutely anything, except rap and country. Vocaloid! Animals? I love pandas, leopards and penguins! They're adorabubble! Food? Uhh...strawberries, because they're an awesome colour and taste nice. :) Drink? Green tea, hot squash (I'm a retard), juice. Hobbies? I like drawing, reading and writing, I like origami too, but I'm crap at it. *pouts* I like daydreaming too, not that that's a hobby, but whatever. :P Ooh, and I enjoy cooking very much. :) School subjects? I like Technology, Drama, History, but I like teaching myself things at home too. For example, I'm trying to learn Japanese. :P Colours? Black, red, dark purple and neon green. In that order. Pets? I have 5 cats, Spyder, Boots, Diesel, Bailey and Rufus. I used to have 6, but Harley, the sixth kitty, got run over, sadly. :( ...I'm a crazy cat lady! :D Loves? My friends, they are amazing! Making people smile and/or laugh, being happy, my eyeliner, anime, manga, vanilla, blu tack (XD It's awesome!!) and being a retard. :P My twin, Kaori Hates? People who pretend to be someone they're not, being sad, a friend being sad, being frustrated and school. Yes...well, thats it...don't know what else to put really... 'Penguins can't fly, I can't fly, therefore I am a penguin.' http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/3361659/Kaori_Chan_x_Hikari_Chan An account between myself and Kaori, my ADORABUBBLE twin who I luuuurve x, for collaborative fanfictions! http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/3322410/XxKaori_chanxX Kaori's account, check it out! She's awesome! ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki, AnimeRulz55, HyugaPanda For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. Okay choose 7 characters from animes 1. Deidara 1. 2 asks 7 out on a date how will 7 react? 2. 3 and 6 are getting married how will 4 react? 3. 4 becomes 2's stalker how does 2 react? 4. 1 buys 4 a gift what does 4 say? Will it explode? 5. 6 likes 2 will 2 reject or accept 6? 6. 1 meets 5 how good will they get along? 7. 5 is moving to america! how will 4 react? 8. 7 is never going to see 3 again how will 3 react? 9. 5 says hes gay how will 1react? 10.theres a love triangle between 1 2 and 4 who do you want to win 4's heart?? YOUR GUY SIDE: ~You love hoodies. ~You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. ~It's hilarious when people get hurt. ~You've played with/against boys on a team. ~Shopping is torture. (only sometimes) ~Sad movies suck. ~You own/ed somesort of gaming device. ~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. ~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. ~You watch sports on TV. ~Gory movies are cool. ~You go to your dad for advice . ~You own like a trillion baseball caps . ~You like going to high school football games ~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. ~Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. ~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors ~You~ love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun Talk with food in your mouth. ~Sleep with your socks on at night Total=12 YOUR GIRL SIDE: ~You wear lip gloss ~You love to shop. (again only sometimes) ~You wear eyeliner. ~You wear the color pink ~Go to your mom for advice. ~You consider cheerleading a sport ~You hate wearing the color black ~You like hanging out at the mall. ~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. ~You like wearing jewelry ~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe ~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. ~You don't like the movie Star Wars ~You were/are in gymnastics/dance ~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. ~You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. ~You care about what you look like. ~You like wearing dresses when you can. ~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. ~Used to play with dolls as little kid. ~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it ~Like being the star of every thing Total= 9 1. Your real name: Kaitlyn 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Kixatynl 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Kai-izzle 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Panda (...) 5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Joy Croft 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Stekai 7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Juice 8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Elizabeth Edward 9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Spyder Pein/Nagato ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc. [Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2] Konan [Konan Score: 3] Itachi Uchiha [Itachi Uchiha Score: 3] Kisame Hoshigaki [Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3] Sasori [Sasori Score: 1] Deidara [Deidara Score:3] Kakuzu [Kakuzu Score: 2] Hidan [Hidan Score: 6] [Zetsu Score: 5] Tobi [Tobi Score:4] Orochimaru [Orochimaru Score: 4] So...I'm most like Hidan... Mwhahahahahahahaahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaa! Jashin, FTW. My name is Kaitlyn, so: K - Really silly A - Hot I - Loves to laugh and smile T - Very good kisser L - Smile to die for Y - Is loved by everyone N - Can kick the _ out of you Coolio...Eheh.. ^.^ A: hot Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions: 1. Deidara 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before? Uh, I might have.. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? If I were a boy, then yes. TenTen is fit. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Nonsense. That's a horrible thought... 4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine? Yus. I haz. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Ahaa! Maybe...it would be Yaoi after all... 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Nine. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Well, Gaara would facepalm and tell Kank to make sure they were using a condom. Then Gaara would ask why Kankuro was taking advantage of an unconscious leaf nin. Of course, Hina would have fainted two seconds after Gaara had walked in. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Nine fanfic. Hinata was lost and alone. An injured Kakuzu was in a comforting mood. Hinata's medical skills kick in... Love ensues... 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? EEEEYACK. NO. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Brothers. 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? A highschool. Badass TenTen. Shy Dei. 12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Yus. 13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? She might do. 14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? ...I dunno. I might though. 15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Heck yeah! 16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Uhh...I dunno? 17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? YAOI. 18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? So, our hair colour is similar. Mind if I check down yonder too? 19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Disgusting. I know the dude is probably lived as long, but ew. 20. How emo is Seven? Hm... Well for one the dark circles around his eyes...and in the first series, he was quite emo... he's quiet too. On a scale of 1 -10, I'd say 4.6. THE NARUTARD SURVEY! 1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)? Deidara, Naruto, Hinata and Akatsuki! RP TIME!! List your Top 10 Naruto Characters and ANSWER THE RP QUESTIONS! 1. Deidara 2. Hidan 3. Sasori 4. Kakuzu 5. Konan 6. Pain 7. Kisame 8. Itachi 9. Zetsu 10. Tobi What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night? (Deidara) *Rubs eyes* ... JASHINLY-SHIT! You scared the crap outta me...wait. What are you doing in my room? Wait, scratch that. SURPRISE SEX! *Rapes* Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Sasori) Scream. Then yell at my best friend to get her ass in here and control her man. Then ask her to send Dei in. Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Kakuzu/Zetsu) Are you serious? Please. Reconsider. Marry Hidan instead, Kuzu and Zetsu, I'll find you a person to eat as compensation. Oh, by the way, Kuzu, was this a bet involving money? Because if it was you'd be spending more on the wedding than the money you'd get from the bet. I repeat, reconsider. Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Konan) Thank's Konan-chan! I love youuu! *grin happily* Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Pain) I'd count his piercings before grabbing Konan and pushing her on top of him. Konan x Pain! :D Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Kisame) YAY! I have a shark relative! So cool! This means I can have all the shark hugs (better than bear hugs ^.^) I want. Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Itachi) Visit him often and make sure he's okay. I'd bring him gifts too. :) Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Zetsu) Ahem...you aren't exactly 'normal' either, Zetsu-san. So please refrain from insulting my friends before I KICK YOUR MULTTICOLOURED ASS INTO NEXT WEEK! That is all. Love you! Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Tobi) What the-? Get the happy pills! And a stick! QUICK! Madara must not be revealed!! You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Hidan) Laugh at me and my clumsiness before carrying me bridal style to the nearest hospital and use colourful language to get the foreign guy to understand that me leg is broken. It's your birthday. What does 3 get you? (Sasori) A dolls house with little figures of myself, my friend and all of the Akatsuki. And a card. :3 You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Kakuzu) Stand there and watch it burn. Until I yelled that I'd pay him to save me. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Konan) Be watching intently with a camera to catch the moment. She will also be smiling evilly. You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction: (Tobi/Deidara) The vicar says the part where he asks if the two should not be together and all that jazz. Deidara stands up and yells that he loves me and that Tobi's annoying. I agree because it was an arranged marriage and then me and Dei run off into the sunset. Yay. :3 You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Kisame) Comfort me with shark hugs and running off to slap that bitch. Maybe shred him to pieces. Whichever. :) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Zetsu) He'd help me...by ruining the chance of winning for the other competitors. E.g. A running race, he'd morph out beneath there feet, and trip them up so they face plant the floor. You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Tobi) Laugh along with me! :D Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Deidara) OMFJ, he's just so shmexy. And can you imagine the sex with those hand-mouths? Oh! It'd be heaven! Or Jashinly. Or whatever. Bottom line, he's PHit. With a capital 'PH'. Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9. (Hidan/Zetsu) Oh my fuck Jashin. First Kakuzu, now you. No. You should love Kakuzu. Not Zetsu. Or, you could have a gang bang? I'd be cool with that. So long as I can take pictures. You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along? (Sasori) Ahem...what parents? The puppets? 'Cause if so the conversation might be a bit...silent. O.o Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Konan/Pain) They should do more that just kiss damn it. Go all the fucking way, I say! ;D Random questions! Which is better, coke or pepsi: Pepsi! Tall or short: Both! Brunettes or blondies: Brunettes! Girls or Guys: Dudes! X3 Hell yeah. Sprite or Mountain Dew: Sprite, mountain dew is just...yuck. Habla Espanol: No habla...wait... Country you want to visit: Japan/America. Way you want to die: D: Dun wanna. But, if I had to, by poison. Get along with your parents: Yesh. You think your attractive: Ahh...probably...I'm not drop-dead gorgeous, but I'm not burn-it-with-fire ugly. So, yeah. Do you believe in yourself: Yep, although I'm quite shy and not very confident. I wonder how that works out? XD Wanna get married: Yep! I'd love to! Shower daily: Not every day, but at least 4 times a week. Want kids: Uh-huh! I want 3! What would you name your kids: Deirdre, Jack and Mattea Do you hate anyone: Yep. Do you think you can sing: Lol! I know I can't! I sound like a horse that's fallen over and is then being jumped on by a thousand chickens. Can you open your eyes underwater: Yeah...but my eyes are sensitive so it isn't a good idea.. Can you whistle: Um, no. I try and it comes out like I'm blowing a raspberry.. XD Now A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4: "...chairs had been set up for the guests." 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Guuh...I dunno, I haven't watched TV for 3 months. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 6:16pm 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:09pm.. 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The wind outside and my cats meowing. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 3 hours ago. I was collecting my younger brother from primary school. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Manga. 9. What are you wearing? A black t-shirt, blue jeans, a black jacket, white socks, a watch and a ring. 10. Did you dream last night? Yeah.. 11. When did you last laugh? Yesterday, at like, 8:30pm-ish. 12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Wallpaper, paint, a mirror, a painting of a flower on a canvas, a picture of a different flower on a canvas, a few things from memories and a bunch of drawings of anime and whatnot. 13. Seen anything weird lately? D'uhhh...my brother. 14. What do you think of this quiz? It's interesting.. 15. What is the last film you saw? Dirty Dancing.. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A holiday home in Japan and one in America, a home for my parents to retire to, a home for my brother and one for my other brother, an Akatsuki style car, an apartment and loads of anime shiz. I'd also give some to charity and then invest in a company of sorts or build a fancy, but reasonably priced restaurant. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about. I have a huge fear of injury to my eyes, I'm afraid of thunder and lightning and I always think about things way too much. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? How easy it is to cause harm to the planet. 19. Do you like to dance? Yesh. :3 20. George Bush: Georgia Tree. 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Deirdre. 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jack. 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Holiday home, yes. Living, no. 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates? I don't. I don't believe in god. Water or earth: Water! Autumn or winter: Autumn Spring or Summer: Spring Red Carnations or Pink Carnations: Pink White rose or Pink rose: White Vampire Knight or Lovely Complex: Vampire Knight, even though I don't like it. Skirts or shorts: Trousers. High heels or sneakers: Both! Flats or flip flops: Flats. |