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Joined 09-12-11, id: 3248001, Profile Updated: 02-24-12
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Hey there! ^.^ Welcome to my profile! Um...I suppose if you're reading this, you're curious as to who I am? Yes? No? I'm telling you anyways. :)

Okies, I'm Kaitlyn (a.k.a. Hikari), but Kaiti, Kait, or Kat (or Hikari!), I'm happy with with too. Or whatever the hell you like, I don't really care. ^.^ I am 14 years old, and my birthday is the 23rd September. I lives in teh UK, near Birmingham. Yay.

Uhh...I'll do my favourite things now. :)

Anime? I love it! I'm such a huge Otaku! My favourites are Naruto (It's the best ever :D), Ouran High School Host Club (Twincest, FTW!), Karin: Chibi Vampire (It's Hilarious! And Anju is adorabubble!), Shugo Chara ('T'is confusingly awesome :P), Fruits Basket (^.^), Full Metal Alchemist, Kuroshitsuji (Mm...Sebastian) and loads and loads and loads and loads more!

Music? Absolutely anything, except rap and country. Vocaloid!

Animals? I love pandas, leopards and penguins! They're adorabubble!

Food? Uhh...strawberries, because they're an awesome colour and taste nice. :)

Drink? Green tea, hot squash (I'm a retard), juice.

Hobbies? I like drawing, reading and writing, I like origami too, but I'm crap at it. *pouts* I like daydreaming too, not that that's a hobby, but whatever. :P Ooh, and I enjoy cooking very much. :)

School subjects? I like Technology, Drama, History, but I like teaching myself things at home too. For example, I'm trying to learn Japanese. :P

Colours? Black, red, dark purple and neon green. In that order.

Pets? I have 5 cats, Spyder, Boots, Diesel, Bailey and Rufus. I used to have 6, but Harley, the sixth kitty, got run over, sadly. :( ...I'm a crazy cat lady! :D

Loves? My friends, they are amazing! Making people smile and/or laugh, being happy, my eyeliner, anime, manga, vanilla, blu tack (XD It's awesome!!) and being a retard. :P My twin, Kaori

Hates? People who pretend to be someone they're not, being sad, a friend being sad, being frustrated and school.

Yes...well, thats it...don't know what else to put really...


'Penguins can't fly, I can't fly, therefore I am a penguin.'


http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/3361659/Kaori_Chan_x_Hikari_Chan

An account between myself and Kaori, my ADORABUBBLE twin who I luuuurve x, for collaborative fanfictions!

http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/3322410/XxKaori_chanxX

Kaori's account, check it out! She's awesome!


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If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, philippinocherryblossom, Nyanonymous, craZy_goth_friendZ, jinxedpixie kindalkiddwashere AkatsukiFreak31, Lady Yuuki, AnimeRulz55, HyugaPanda

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Hardly but still have some Native American blood D)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


Okay choose 7 characters from animes

1. Deidara
2. Hinata Hyuga
3. Tamaki Suoh
4. Ciel Phantomhive
5.Moka Akashiya
6. Mew Zakuro
7. Anju Maaka

1. 2 asks 7 out on a date how will 7 react?
*blinks* I'm not interested.

2. 3 and 6 are getting married how will 4 react?
I have no time to be at the wedding. Apologies.

3. 4 becomes 2's stalker how does 2 react?
I thought I was supposed to be the stalker...

4. 1 buys 4 a gift what does 4 say?

Will it explode?

5. 6 likes 2 will 2 reject or accept 6?
*reject*

6. 1 meets 5 how good will they get along?
Moka: Hi! Deidara: Hn. Un.

7. 5 is moving to america! how will 4 react?
"Farewell."

8. 7 is never going to see 3 again how will 3 react?
"Aww, but you're so cute! Won't you staaayyy?!"

9. 5 says hes gay how will 1react?
"Thats...great, un."

10.theres a love triangle between 1 2 and 4 who do you want to win 4's heart??
Hinata? Or Dei because that would mean Yaoi... :D


YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.

~You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

~It's hilarious when people get hurt.

~You've played with/against boys on a team.

~Shopping is torture. (only sometimes)

~Sad movies suck.

~You own/ed somesort of gaming device.

~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

~You watch sports on TV.

~Gory movies are cool.

~You go to your dad for advice

. ~You own like a trillion baseball caps

. ~You like going to high school football games

~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

~Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

~You~ love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.

~Sleep with your socks on at night

Total=12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss

~You love to shop. (again only sometimes)

~You wear eyeliner.

~You wear the color pink

~Go to your mom for advice.

~You consider cheerleading a sport

~You hate wearing the color black

~You like hanging out at the mall.

~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

~You like wearing jewelry

~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

~You don't like the movie Star Wars

~You were/are in gymnastics/dance

~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

~You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

~You care about what you look like.

~You like wearing dresses when you can.

~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

~Used to play with dolls as little kid.

~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

~Like being the star of every thing

Total= 9


1. Your real name: Kaitlyn

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Kixatynl

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Kai-izzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Panda (...)

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Joy Croft

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Stekai

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Juice

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Elizabeth Edward

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Spyder


Pein/Nagato

] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
] -I have a piercing/s.
] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[/] -My closest friend is a girl.
[/] - I'm a very secretive person.
] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2]

Konan
] - Most of my friends are guys.
[/] - Origami RULES!
[/] - I know how to make at least over 5 different origami objects.
[/] - I love flowers!
] - Your closest friend is a guy.
] - I don't like having my photo taken.
] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3]

Itachi Uchiha
[/] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
] -Many people find me attractive.
] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[/] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[/] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 3]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[/] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[/] - I like gore :3
] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[/] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3]

Sasori
] - I look young for my age.
] - Puppets are fascinating...
] - I'm very impatient.
] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
] - My Grandma annoys me.
[/] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 1]

Deidara
[/] - I'm an artist.
[/] - I like and appreciate art.
] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
] - I have blue eyes.
]- I'm the youngest in my group of friends. )
] - I hate Tobi.
[/] - I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score:3]

Kakuzu
] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
] - I have had stitches.
] - I hate Hidan.
[/] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[/] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 2]

Hidan
[/] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
] - I hate Kakuzu.
[/] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[/] - I am religious.
[/] - I am very strong-willed.
[/] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[/] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 6]

Zetsu
[/] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[/] - Nature is AWESOME!
[/] - I'm usually alone.
[/] - I don't mind the company of others.
] - I don't have many friends.
[/] - Tobi is not that bad.
] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5]

Tobi
[/] - I'm always hyperactive.
[/]- I have a particular person who I like to pester.
- People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[/] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[/] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score:4]

Orochimaru
] - I'm attracted to younger people.
] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[/] - Snakes are AWESOME!
] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[/] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[/] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[/] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 4]

So...I'm most like Hidan... Mwhahahahahahahaahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaa! Jashin, FTW.


My name is Kaitlyn, so:

K - Really silly

A - Hot

I - Loves to laugh and smile

T - Very good kisser

L - Smile to die for

Y - Is loved by everyone

N - Can kick the _ out of you

Coolio...Eheh.. ^.^

A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the _ out of you
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at time

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. Deidara
2. Hidan
3. Hinata
4. TenTen
5. Sasori
6. Naruto
7. Gaara
8. Chiyo
9. Kakuzu
10. Suigetsu
11. Temari
12. Kankuro

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before? Uh, I might have..

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? If I were a boy, then yes. TenTen is fit.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Nonsense. That's a horrible thought...

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine? Yus. I haz.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Ahaa! Maybe...it would be Yaoi after all...

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Nine.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Well, Gaara would facepalm and tell Kank to make sure they were using a condom. Then Gaara would ask why Kankuro was taking advantage of an unconscious leaf nin. Of course, Hina would have fainted two seconds after Gaara had walked in.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Nine fanfic. Hinata was lost and alone. An injured Kakuzu was in a comforting mood. Hinata's medical skills kick in... Love ensues...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? EEEEYACK. NO.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Brothers.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? A highschool. Badass TenTen. Shy Dei.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Yus.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? She might do.

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? ...I dunno. I might though.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Heck yeah!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Uhh...I dunno?

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? YAOI.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? So, our hair colour is similar. Mind if I check down yonder too?

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Disgusting. I know the dude is probably lived as long, but ew.

20. How emo is Seven? Hm... Well for one the dark circles around his eyes...and in the first series, he was quite emo... he's quiet too. On a scale of 1 -10, I'd say 4.6.


THE NARUTARD SURVEY!

1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)? Deidara, Naruto, Hinata and Akatsuki!
2. What is your favorite pairing? SasoDei/NaruHina
3. Are you a naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Yaoi!
4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times? Hinata! Soon to be Deidara too!
5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchandise, if any. Two bags. Two volumes of manga. A kunai. Three headbands. Deidara plush. Naruto sage mode plush. Hidan plush. A bunch of drawings. Five dvds. Akatsuki cloak. Hinata cosplay. Deidara ring. And more.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who? Deidara. Or Hinata (as a sister )
7. Naruhina or Kibahina? NaruHina
8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru? SasuNaru
9. Which team is your favourite? Team Gai/Kakuzu and Hidan.
10. Do you support the Tobito theory? Nein. Tobi is Tobi. Madara is Madara. And the other dude...I dunno.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Well, duh.
12. Your favorite akatsuki member? Deidara
13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke? Pro.
14. have you seen all naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers) Yesh!!!
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Hai.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Lol, he could have XD
17. Sub or dub? Both.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro.
19. Tobi = annoying or funny? Funneh.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh! But it's gotten confusing now..
21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd? SEXY BEAST.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara and Haku and Itachi.
23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome? Awesome
24. which character would be best OOC? who and how? Sasori. An uke. To Deidara. Sasori the uke to Deidara who likes to dress in frilly dresses and dance and sing.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? No shit. ¬.¬
26. Do you write naruto fanfics? Yargen.
27. Do you like lemons? Eheheh... Yeahhh...
28. Do your parents know any naruto characters? Just a few.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Most.
30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yesh. They are awesome.
31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? Yep!
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too!?" Ah. Nope. My friend has though.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?" Nope. I'm too ninja to be caught drawing in class. Except in art.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Hai. They've gone up. ^.^
35. Are you broke thanks to naruto? Surprisingly no. I'm actually saving up instead of being broke. Thanks, Kakuzu.
36. Do you want to read icha icha Paradise? Of course!
37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory? What? No! Pain/Nagato/Yahiko will always be the true leader!
38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery. 24.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Lol! "Ichiban, lipstick for men!" I quote Joey from friends
40. Do you have a naruto OC? Yush. I haz nine. Kamiko, Ayame, Chiyoko version 1, Tsukiko, Gigi, Katrina, Katinya, Hanaka and Chiyoko version 2.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think naruto has taken over your life? Duh.

RP TIME!! List your Top 10 Naruto Characters and ANSWER THE RP QUESTIONS!

1. Deidara

2. Hidan

3. Sasori

4. Kakuzu

5. Konan

6. Pain

7. Kisame

8. Itachi

9. Zetsu

10. Tobi

What would you do if Number 1 woke you in the middle of the night?

(Deidara) *Rubs eyes* ... JASHINLY-SHIT! You scared the crap outta me...wait. What are you doing in my room? Wait, scratch that. SURPRISE SEX! *Rapes*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

(Sasori) Scream. Then yell at my best friend to get her ass in here and control her man. Then ask her to send Dei in.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Kakuzu/Zetsu) Are you serious? Please. Reconsider. Marry Hidan instead, Kuzu and Zetsu, I'll find you a person to eat as compensation. Oh, by the way, Kuzu, was this a bet involving money? Because if it was you'd be spending more on the wedding than the money you'd get from the bet. I repeat, reconsider.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

(Konan) Thank's Konan-chan! I love youuu! *grin happily*

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

(Pain) I'd count his piercings before grabbing Konan and pushing her on top of him. Konan x Pain! :D

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

(Kisame) YAY! I have a shark relative! So cool! This means I can have all the shark hugs (better than bear hugs ^.^) I want.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Itachi) Visit him often and make sure he's okay. I'd bring him gifts too. :)

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

(Zetsu) Ahem...you aren't exactly 'normal' either, Zetsu-san. So please refrain from insulting my friends before I KICK YOUR MULTTICOLOURED ASS INTO NEXT WEEK! That is all. Love you!

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

(Tobi) What the-? Get the happy pills! And a stick! QUICK! Madara must not be revealed!!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

(Hidan) Laugh at me and my clumsiness before carrying me bridal style to the nearest hospital and use colourful language to get the foreign guy to understand that me leg is broken.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

(Sasori) A dolls house with little figures of myself, my friend and all of the Akatsuki. And a card. :3

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Kakuzu) Stand there and watch it burn. Until I yelled that I'd pay him to save me.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Konan) Be watching intently with a camera to catch the moment. She will also be smiling evilly.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Tobi/Deidara) The vicar says the part where he asks if the two should not be together and all that jazz. Deidara stands up and yells that he loves me and that Tobi's annoying. I agree because it was an arranged marriage and then me and Dei run off into the sunset. Yay. :3

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

(Kisame) Comfort me with shark hugs and running off to slap that bitch. Maybe shred him to pieces. Whichever. :)

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

(Zetsu) He'd help me...by ruining the chance of winning for the other competitors. E.g. A running race, he'd morph out beneath there feet, and trip them up so they face plant the floor.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

(Tobi) Laugh along with me! :D

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

(Deidara) OMFJ, he's just so shmexy. And can you imagine the sex with those hand-mouths? Oh! It'd be heaven! Or Jashinly. Or whatever. Bottom line, he's PHit. With a capital 'PH'.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Hidan/Zetsu) Oh my fuck Jashin. First Kakuzu, now you. No. You should love Kakuzu. Not Zetsu. Or, you could have a gang bang? I'd be cool with that. So long as I can take pictures.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

(Sasori) Ahem...what parents? The puppets? 'Cause if so the conversation might be a bit...silent. O.o

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Konan/Pain) They should do more that just kiss damn it. Go all the fucking way, I say! ;D

Random questions!

Which is better, coke or pepsi: Pepsi!

Tall or short: Both!

Brunettes or blondies: Brunettes!

Girls or Guys: Dudes! X3 Hell yeah.

Sprite or Mountain Dew: Sprite, mountain dew is just...yuck.

Habla Espanol: No habla...wait...

Country you want to visit: Japan/America.

Way you want to die: D: Dun wanna. But, if I had to, by poison.

Get along with your parents: Yesh.

You think your attractive: Ahh...probably...I'm not drop-dead gorgeous, but I'm not burn-it-with-fire ugly. So, yeah.

Do you believe in yourself: Yep, although I'm quite shy and not very confident. I wonder how that works out? XD

Wanna get married: Yep! I'd love to!

Shower daily: Not every day, but at least 4 times a week.

Want kids: Uh-huh! I want 3!

What would you name your kids: Deirdre, Jack and Mattea

Do you hate anyone: Yep.

Do you think you can sing: Lol! I know I can't! I sound like a horse that's fallen over and is then being jumped on by a thousand chickens.

Can you open your eyes underwater: Yeah...but my eyes are sensitive so it isn't a good idea..

Can you whistle: Um, no. I try and it comes out like I'm blowing a raspberry.. XD


Now A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4: "...chairs had been set up for the guests."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach? Air.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Guuh...I dunno, I haven't watched TV for 3 months.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 6:16pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:09pm..

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The wind outside and my cats meowing.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 3 hours ago. I was collecting my younger brother from primary school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Manga.

9. What are you wearing? A black t-shirt, blue jeans, a black jacket, white socks, a watch and a ring.

10. Did you dream last night? Yeah..

11. When did you last laugh? Yesterday, at like, 8:30pm-ish.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Wallpaper, paint, a mirror, a painting of a flower on a canvas, a picture of a different flower on a canvas, a few things from memories and a bunch of drawings of anime and whatnot.

13. Seen anything weird lately? D'uhhh...my brother.

14. What do you think of this quiz? It's interesting..

15. What is the last film you saw? Dirty Dancing..

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A holiday home in Japan and one in America, a home for my parents to retire to, a home for my brother and one for my other brother, an Akatsuki style car, an apartment and loads of anime shiz. I'd also give some to charity and then invest in a company of sorts or build a fancy, but reasonably priced restaurant.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about. I have a huge fear of injury to my eyes, I'm afraid of thunder and lightning and I always think about things way too much.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? How easy it is to cause harm to the planet.

19. Do you like to dance? Yesh. :3

20. George Bush: Georgia Tree.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Deirdre.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jack.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad? Holiday home, yes. Living, no.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates? I don't. I don't believe in god.

Water or earth: Water!

Autumn or winter: Autumn

Spring or Summer: Spring

Red Carnations or Pink Carnations: Pink

White rose or Pink rose: White

Vampire Knight or Lovely Complex: Vampire Knight, even though I don't like it.

Skirts or shorts: Trousers.

High heels or sneakers: Both!

Flats or flip flops: Flats.


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I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,027 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Screw the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1848 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
A New Beginning by Itachiz Waz Takenz reviews
The Akatsuki are planning something. My new improved fanfic. Enjoy. R&R appreciated. Moderate swearing and stuff like that. NO YAOI/YURI HERE. NO PAIRINGS. Skip the 1st four chapters if you'd like. They're a little boring :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Akatsuki, Kiba I.
We Are Circus Freaks by Iceise reviews
The Circus of Wonders. A place filled with mysterious men and mischievous grins, women dressed in fancy clothes, glittering diamonds and blood stained lips. A place where everything and anything is possible, even love. Too bad Hinata doesn't believe that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,887 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Trouble by Itachiz Waz Takenz reviews
DISCONTINUED SERIES PLEASE REFER TO THE LAST CHAPTER FOR MORE DETAILS. I'M JUST SO SORRY. THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME. ALTHOUGH THIS PARTICULAR FANFICTION IS COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,840 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Kiba I., Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsukittens by Anime-Music-Enthusiast reviews
The usual day for the Akatsuki. Just hang out in the base. Get turned into kittens, and sent to another universe. And then get given to this weirdo girl and her weirdo friends. It's not the usual? For the Akatsuki, yes. It is. Rated for language used! (Old as sin story)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 51,889 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3327 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
To London With Love by Shuriken to the face reviews
Deidara embarks on a long and lonely cross-country bus ride to his new home in London, and crosses paths with a sexy red-head. AU Sasodei possible a three shot? M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
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Akatsuki's New Girls reviews
Four kunoichi from sound, sand, cloud and leaf have unintentionally made their way into Akatsuki. What happens when Orochimaru finds out about them? Will something go wrong in the end, or will everything be okay? Who knows? The author certainly doesn't! XD -Dei X OC, Tobi X OC, Hidan X OC & Ita X OC. Please R&R. Rated M to be safe Chapter 10 . εїз
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,850 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Akatsuki
A Curious, Cold Mission reviews
Naruto, Sai and Hinata have been sent on a mission on which just happened to be a cold night. NaruHina. Short one shot. εїз
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete