Watch out all of you pure and innocent young minds out there! This author writes yaoi and yaoi only. Unfortunatley, this author also is bad at getting to the main point, but with all of that delicious foreplay, you'll be giving me two (and sometimes three!) thumbs up.

You know the drill, don't like don't read.

There will be no censoring, no euphimisms (I don't know how to spell it, nor do I care to know), and very very little use of decent (if you could call yaoi decent...) yaoi canon. I will make whomever I want the uke and whomever I wish the seme.

Because my hands are too big for the keyboard I use, there will be a LOT of grammatical and/or spelling errors. Feel free to PM me about anything you see; I am a bit of a perfictionist...but that was on purpose right there, per-fiction-ist. Heh. I can be punny. *unashamed cheesy grin*

Funfact: The Japanese voice actor for Hiroki Kamijou is the voice actor for Barry the Chopper in Fullmetal Alchemist. I don't know why, but I think that's actually cool...

Funfact: The Japanese voice actor for Misaki Takahashi is the Japanese dub actor for Edward Cullen in the Twilight series. So this leaves me with mixed feelings about sparkly vampires...I still think the concept is absurd, but I hesitate to wish death upon them now, if only for Takahiro-sensei's sake.

I will be working with a promising author, one under the name of Stumble, to assist in publishing his work as it is not always convenient for him to publish when he would like to. These particular stories may be posted under this account and then appear later in an other account named "Stumble Blue", whereupon the story will be taken down from this account so as not to have the same story twice on the same site.

My profile picture is none other than the lovely Professor Kamijou as a child on a field trip. As an adult, he hates watermelons, since he almost drowned trying to save one, but as a child he loved them. The innocence of youth fades so much faster these days than they did when I was a child. I miss the innocence, and Junjou Minimum reminds me that it still lives. Plus, child Hiroki is so adorably cute that my lungs hurt from squeeing. ^_^;

MBS Fail Moment: MBS, reading a fic by Don't Preach. Spam pops up in the middle of foreplay to juicy lemon. MBS shouts "I WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!" in the middle of a crowded dining hall. Everyone shuts up, and turns to stare at MBS who has turned redder than realistically possible. MBS then steals cupcake from nearby friend to cover up tracks. Life goes on. (Btw, the name of the cupcake was called Hanky Panky. When asked why, the patisier replied that the original name of the cupcake was called "Better than sex". MBS still thinks that mansmexing is far more delicious than said stolen cupcake).

I about had a heart attack when I found out that Soubi from Loveless is Takano-san from Sekaiichi Hatsukoi. Almost had a coniption fit too; Ritsuka and Soubi make a good match, but so do Masamune and Ritsu. Couldn't decide which I liked better! ^~^