Name: Ari (you may not know my real name but just call me this) You can call me S.N.A.F.U. if you know what it means

Gender: Female- duh

Easy Noticable Traits: I am goth/emo- I have longish black hair cut in the normal style- with blonde and lavender overlays- my profile pic is not me- but I look very similar but replace the blue with lavender and later after I get my hair re-done I'll post myself. I always have some form of black on- and am always wearing band merch. I wear a lot of crosses and jewelry, I wear a lot of eyeliner and mascara, and I rarely wear lipstick- mostly lipgloss but when I do it's blood-red. I always have a feather earring with 3 crosses on it, a rosary, and a multi-chain cross necklace with a BVB wing and a BVB star necklace. I always also wear skinny jeans with rips in them. I also wear high-tops and flats.

Hobbies: I play guitar(acoustic, bass, and electric) , viola, violin, cello, piano, flute, trumpet, harp, I also play electric violin- trust me its different you have a pedal like for the bass drum when playing drums, and saxophone (alto, tenor, bass, etc.)

Orchestra/Choir: I love instruments- if you can tell from whats listed above… My other instrument is my voice- I have a large range from tenor to the opera-soprano high (so really, really, really low to really, really, really high) and I combine the two a lot- I write my own songs and yes- they are very dark- I might post some lyrics up to see how you guys like them.

Fave Food: Pizza! Bacon! Philly Cheese Steaks and Mushroom Swiss Burgers!

Music: Glam-rock, Punk-rock, Hard-rock, and a little Pop/Country- it depends. I love Eminem! I hate One Direction, andany pop boy bands. I do however like Taylor Swift- well her songs, but Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus can go die! Selena Gomez is awesome though!

Movies: Zorro (1 & 2), 27 Dresses, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Conjuring, Chuckie, Chuckie’s Bride, The Candy Man (trust me- this IS a true horror film), and any other horror movies.

Bands: (These are my top 20 fave bands)

1. Black Veil Brides (Andy Biersack {Frontman} and Ashley Purdy {Bassist} are my fave members)

Songs: In The End, Days Are Numbered, Shadows Die, Fallen Angels, Coffin (I really connected with this song), Perfect Weapon, Knives and Pens, God Bless You, Let You Down, The Mortician’s Daughter, Die For You and New Years Day (there’s a lot more)

2. My Chemical Romance & Tonight Alive

Songs (MCR): The Sharpest Lives, and Teenagers. Songs (TA): Lonely Girl, What Are You So Scared Of, Closer, Don’t Wish.

3. Paramore

Songs: Monster, That’s What You Get, Ignorance, Still Into You, Crush Crush Crush.

4. Stolen Hearts (Ashley Purdy- bassist of BVB’ old band)

Songs: I’ll Be Damned, Can’t Get Away.

5. Stitched Up Heart

Songs: Is This The Way You Get To Hell.

6. Evanescence

Songs: Sweet Sacrifice, Bring Me To Life, Lithium, Lies, Whisper, Breathe No More, Tourniquet, My Heart Is Broken, My Last Breath, Secret Door, Cloud Nine, and Everybody’s Fool (there’s a lot more)

7. Within Temptation

Songs: Angels, Memories, Caged, Somewhere, Murder, What Have You Done, Lost, Forsaken, Fire and Ice, and Shot In The Dark (there’s a lot more)

8. All Time Low

Songs: Therapy.

9. Pierce The Veil

Songs: The New National Anthem, and Bulls In The Bronx.

10. Sleeping With Sirens

Songs: Do It Now Remember It Later, Let Love Bleed Red.

11. Asking Alexandria, We Are The Fallen, & Dead By April

Songs (AA): A Prophecy, Believe, Reckless and Relentless. Songs (WATF): Sleep Well, My Angel. Songs (DBA): In My Arms.

12. Blood On The Dance Floor & Atreyu

Songs (BOTDF): I Scream For Ice Cream, Nine In The Afternoon. Songs (Atreyu): Falling Down, and No One Cares.

13. DeadMau5

Songs: Raise Your Weapon, Burn, and Ghosts ‘N Stuff.

14. Stabilo

Songs: Flawed Design.

15. Shinedown

Songs: Her Name Is Alice.

16. Band of Skulls (an old band)

Songs: Patterns.

17. A Perfect Circle

Songs: Pet.

18. Hawthorne Heights

Songs: A Business Of Paper Stars.

19. Cascada

Songs: Listen To Your Heart, Enemy, Everytime We Touch, Can’t Stop The Rain, What Hurts The Most, and Glorious (there’s a lot more)

20. Nickelback

Songs: Savin’ You, and I’d Come For You.

Anime-

All Time: Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, & Black Butler

Current Fave: Fruits Basket

Next In Line To Watch: Bleach

Others (any suggestions?)-

-Full Metal Alchemist

Quotes from me:

“Ah Shit. Who the fuck gave me the sugah!?”

“NO FUCKS GIVEN!”

“She has a bubblegum smile with a switch-blade attitude.”- My BFF Liv

“ASSHOLE ROCKSTAR MODE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED!”

“Who the fuck are you to tell me that I can’t wear crosses?”

“THIS SHIT IS ON YOU GAZELLE-LEGGED BITCH!”

“Put the shit in the pot, puke in the pot, fuck yourself over the pot- and then eat it. That’s how much I care about your emotional baggage, I got my own shit to deal with.”

You Will Know you are a Soul Eater Fan if You exhibit these following bad habits like I do:

-Youactually call yourself asymmetrical garbage when you are feeling self-hatred.

-Have a habit of tracing down "42-42-564" on any fogged up mirrors you encounter. (Yeah. I do that.)

-Will frequently declare yourself as being "unable to deal with" things around your friends.

-Take relevant public action to make yourself 'cool'.

-Have your earbuds constantly in and blasting music like Justin Law.

-Pretend to have issues with symmetry just for the hell of it.

-Your inner fangirl is in love with Death the Kid.

-You Want Soul to just FUCK MAKA ALREADY and get it over with.

-You find yourself shuddering as you realize how similar the characters' personalities are to yours.

-Youactually fold the end of the toilet paper into a triangle.

-You can agree with the statement: "Soul Eater: This show has completed my fucking life.

-Ask your friends questions that you don't really care about, then cut them off when they start to answer by saying"FOOL!"

-You walk up to your friends with a creepy smile on your face and ask "Guess what? My blood is black."

-Will sometimes interrupt a conversation my shouting "SHUT UP, I AM GOD!"

-Don't read a lot, because you know you get mushrooms if you read too much.

-When in Rome, you eat lots of pasta.

-Have never hated anything more than an amazing song that they just haaaaad to write in JAPANESE.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (Bold the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I do)

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Eh- I am goth/emo… so…)

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I GET GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (I’m Cajun)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (well- I’m in Orchestra and they call us Orcha-Dorks)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke (haven’t given in yet)

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (I DO ride a horse)

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (eh- half and half)

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (fuck all those people who get pissed when I correct writing)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too (haha- I do cut- make fun of me or anyone else who cuts and I will find you and kill you)

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp (my dad’s a fucking cheater so yeah and I’ve held it all in- here for those of you who know Soul Eater- picture me as Maka- that’s what happened)

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be havingproblems

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

Number your twelve favorite Soul Eater characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1.Black*Star 2. Spirit 3. Tsubaki4. Kid5. Chrona6.Patty

7.Stein 8.Maka9. Lord Death 10.Liz 11. Ox Ford 12.Soul

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

No… But I might write one- Patty and Ox Ford- how would he act with her being the total spaz she is and him being competitive to Maka- hmmm….

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YES! Though Soul is my all-time fave charrie- Kid just has that quality to him for being actually sweet when he’s not obsessing over symmetry.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Soul got Maka preggers? Oh hell yes! Their kids would be adorable but Spirit would shit his pants and try to kill Soul for de-flowering his little Maka.

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

Lord Death? No not really- but I’ll look for some! (Will never remember)

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Spirit and Patty? EWWWWWWWW! I mean to him all he sees is big tits so just no- she’s too innocent and well, an idiot.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Chrona/Liz- because Chrona/Lord Death is just no- does Lord Death have a secret dick we don’t know about?!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Hmm- “Now I have two things to dissect…” (Evil smile) Soul and Spirit: *scrambling to get clothes on and run*

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

Tsubaki has a huge fight with Black*Star and runs to the forest to let it out- Kalik finds her and helps her, she stays away from Black*Star for a while and stays with Kalik- they fall in love slowly.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yes- Maka and Black*Star is 3rd fave to Maka and Soul- 1st and Maka and Kid- 2nd.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Soul is a Death Scythe and has to go to see Stein- Soul tells Stein of his feelings about Maka and Stein helps him out as Soul figures out Maka has a boyfriend.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Hmm- The Symmetry Over-Powers The Almighty God. Maybe???

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Threehet?

Probably- but I don’t have any friends on my friend list- yet.

13. Does anyone on your friends list, write, or draw Eleven?

See above

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

See above but no

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Seriously- you’re acting like a prissy little girl!

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Well I would either do Comatose by Skillet for how she feels when Soul is in the infirmary after he protects her or In The End by Black Veil Brides for when she fights the Kishin/insanity.

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hmmm… Black*Star, Patty, and Soul- Warning: Major Giraffes- Gods- and Coolness here!

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Liz on Spirit? Ummm… “I hear you are a great Death Scythe- but I bet you can’t teach me to be one.”

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Ox Ford: Maka hates her father because of his man-whore status.

20. How emo is Seven?

Very- he gets bitten by Medusa and is over-taken by madness and blames himself for shit that he had nothing to do with- so he leaves.

Ari