Hello, my name is Jordy. And I have an unhealthy obsession with fictional premature freshmen. With my collection of hoarded Chuck Palahniuk books, and knack for writing unrealistic fanfiction that are geared towards 14-year-olds most of the time, I normally don't have time for a social life. Not that it bothers me though, I guess shitty coffee driven creativity has its perks and quirks.

Any questions about anything that confuses you when reading my stories will be gladly elaborated if you simply message me about it.

Oh! Did you know that I own an awful tumblr? { http:/// } is the direction you choose if you feel like creeping on my not-so-interesting life as a degrassi fangirl.

Anyways, enough of my babbling. Have a nice day.