wassup bros

This is normally where I'd say something random like crazy freakazoids that I saw on TV— something like, “Woah, where the fuck did you come from?” or “Howdy, stranger! How do you do?”, but too bad this is not a TV show, and I am NOT one of the crazy freakazoids on TV who uses soda can as hair roll. Internet calls me Meagan(yes, you pronounce it correctly); and hey, please don’t stalk me because I am extremely gracious.

Besides my super weirdo internet nickname being Meagan, I know you want to know more about me. This is when you say ‘no’. Just hide bio, dude. That is fucking easy.

My penname is Meagantron (fuck yea), and I am a human (not an alien). About my age, it’s between 1-100 years-old. Can you guess? You’re awesome if you can!

I’m here to make you laugh. Oh, I’m hell yeah serious. I will do anything at all costs to make you rolling on the floor laughing your fucking ass off. Let me just say, ROTFLYFAO for short. You know the reason? Because I just love to make people laugh of my ridiculous manner.

I like to write (duh, that’s why I make a FFN acc). Most of this site likes to write. Writing is one of my hobby. I write at class, at home, at the car and also at the bathroom (LOL, I am not joking). I spent much of my free time writing.

I also like roleplay and one-shots; these are my primary activities. Basically. Roleplaying, writing, one-shotting, sleeping, eating, roleplaying, writing, one-shotting, roleplaying, writing, one-shotting. (wait, WTF is a one-shotting?)

As a result of my hobbies, I do homeworks all the time (read: tumblring, writing fanfictions, twittering). Drop me a line! I love studying! That’s a lie!

Don’t ask me to draw or to colour pictures. These may cause blindness to your eyes. TRUST ME, you don’t want to see my drawings. I suck at art class. ALL OF MY FAMILY DO TOO.

I like hip-hop. I don’t give a damn to k-pop or Justin Bieber. I don’t hate them. Just despise them. I love cars. My dream car is either a silver Corvette Stingray Concept 2009 or a black Lamborghini Gallardo. lol, I wish I could buy those because I wanted them so badly.

My all time favourite band is Linkin Park and my favourite singer is either Taio Cruz or Flo Rida. Yep, I listen to rock & R&B most of the times. You heard the song 'Iridescent' by Linkin Park? That's my favorite song, bro!

When I grow up, I want to be either a writer or a photographer. Or either a singer. Lol, I sing sometimes in shower. Yeah, amateur. But hey, never say never, dude.

I play video games, online games and board games sometimes. Mostly games in my Playstation & iPod. I also watch some of anime, such as; Vocaloid and Rozen Maiden. I love comedy movies and detests drama movies, drama queens, drama, drama, drama, and drama.

I hate stalkers, copycaters and idiots. If you’re one of them, better not to mess with me. This may cause you broken bone, stroke and a new head. Naah, kidding, man! I’m not THAT mean. “I have a heart too, you know!” that’s what they used to say in dramas.

“Hell is other people.”

The glass is half-empty, but I’m not depressed. People love to diagnose me as depressed, but I’m quite satisfied with my life! Really!

Name: Meagan

Species: Human, duh.

Personality: Weird, silly, insane, epic

Current Location: At the end of the rainbow with the Leprecons. “Arr! You’ll never get mi’ pot of gold!”

Likes: Writing, one-shots, roleplay, eating, sleeping, animes, music, unicorns, Sideswipe, silver, jet judo, TRANSFORMERS.

Dislikes: Copycaters, stalkers, idiots, dramas, gays, studying, SCHOOL.

Current Relationship: MARRIED TO FOOD AND I'M HAPPY! (why'd I wrote this in the first place?)

Notes: I sneeze glitters and barf rainbow. You mad, bro?

Copy Pasta (RANDOM)

If you are confident enough in your own individuality to not have to claim to be weird, random, insane, etc. to strangers over the internet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this to your profile.

If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like Optimus Prime's quotes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love pranks as much as you love Sideswipe, copy and paste this to your profile.

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you're a transfan, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Sunstreaker is a hot, badass, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love jet judo, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

Transfan Mode: ON

Favourite Autobots: Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Jazz, Prowl, Skids, Mudflap, Optimus Prime, Jetfire & Jetstorm (TF:A), Blurr, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Chromia, Jolt, Wheelie

Least Favourite Autobots: Ratchet, Arcee, Sentinel Prime

Favourite Decepticon: Megatron (similar to my name, lol), Starscream, Barricade, Shockwave, Blackout, Ravage, Demolisher, Devastator

Least Favourite Decepticon: Bonecrusher

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Quotes

"You may lose your faith in us, but never in yourselves. From here, the fight will be your own." – Optimus Prime.

"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing." – Optimus Prime.

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings." – Optimus Prime.

"We cannot let the humans pay for our mistakes." – Optimus Prime.

"Ugh, my foot's gonna rust..." - Ironhide.

"Kinda like the itty-bitty Energizer bunny from hell, huh?" - Agent Simmons.

"No sacrifice, no victory." - Sam Witwicky.

"Excuse me, are you the tooth fairy?" - Tooth fairy girl from Transformers.

"With the All Spark gone, we cannot return life to our planet. And fate has yielded its reward: a new world to call home. We live among its people now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting, protecting. I have witnessed their capacity for courage, and though we are worlds apart, like us, there's more to them than meets the eye. I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting." - Optimus Prime.

"What's crackin' lil' bitches?" - Jazz.

"You hurt my dog, I'll kick your ass!" - Judy Witwicky.

"All right, okay! Hey, you want to lay the fate of the world on the kid's Camaro? That's cool" - Agent Simmons.

"Check on the rep, yep! Second to none!" - Bumblebee.

"Damn, I'm good." - Sideswipe.

Favourite Speech

Soldier: Bring in Sideswipe!
Sideswipe: Clear a path!
Sideswipe: Damn, I'm good!"
- Sideswipe.

Optimus Prime: It's you and me, Megatron!
Megatron: No, it's just me, Prime!
- Optimus & Megatron.

Ironhide: Why are we fighting to save the humans? They are a primitive and violent race.
Optimus Prime: Were we so different?
- Ironhide & Optimus Prime.

Megatron: Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?
Optimus: You'll never stop at one!
- Optimus Prime & Megatron.

Optimus Prime: But before your president decides, please ask him this: What if we leave, and you're wrong?
Major Lennox: That's a good question.
- Optimus Prime & Major Lennox.

Favourite Fanfiction Speech

"Bring inSideswipe!"

A particular red Autobot clenched a fist in excitement as a silver Transformer appeared. "Oh yes.Bring in the sex- that's what they should have said!"

"Clear a path!"

"Wait- why can't you bring in yourself?" Starscream asked.

"What?"

"Why, idiot, are you being ordered around by a human?"

Sideswipe froze for a moment. "...Don't ruin this!"

"Sorry." The Seeker shrugged. "Just seems stupid."

There was a moment of utter coolness as movie-Sideswipe flipped into the air like some kind of ninja, shooting at and simultaneously hurling a sword at the Decepticon below.

They watched the nameless 'con be impaled.

"...Is he just slowing down?" Jazz demanded.

Ironhide was incredulous. "He's not goin' t'transform an' fight?"

"He's not going to speed up and flee?" Starscream screeched, then paused. "...Not that I do such things."

"...Damn, I'm good."

"OMIGOSH HOW AWESOME AM I?" Sideswipe shrieked.

"Did they get your personalities mixed up with Sunny?"

- What The Transformers Thought Of ROTF by Kibble Beast

Sideswipe popped them in. "How powerful do you think it is?" he asked as his brother took it back.

Sunstreaker reached his fingers in. "Well, it runs on AA's, so it can't be all that…" He was interrupted by a powerful shock as he touched the plate, causing him to quickly pull his hand back and drop it.

"Woah, Sunny, are you okay?" his brother asked.

"Sunny,Sunny,areyouokay?Didyoudie?Youdidn'tdie,didyou?Huh?Didyou?Huh?" Blurr asked as he shook Sunstreaker.

"Yes, Blurr… I died. Which is why I'm talking to you right now," Sunstreaker replied sardonically.

"No!Sunny,why?Youweresoyoung!" Blurr cried as he hugged Sunstreaker.

"Let go of me, you moron!" Sunstreaker growled as he pushed him away.

"Did it hurt?" Sideswipe asked.

"Eh, not really. It was a bit tingly, though. I imagine my metal body might have amplified the voltage a bit," he answered as he took a sip of his energon. His mouth was numb, causing it to ooze back out.

"Iwannatry!Iwannatry!" Blurr volunteered.

"Go for it. With luck, the jolt will short-circuit your vocal processor," Sideswipe said dryly.

Blurr reached in and received the same powerful shock that got Sunstreaker. "Woah,thatwasawesome!" he exclaimed as his body shook from the voltage.

"Hey Sideswipe, why don't you touch it?" Sunstreaker invited.

"No thanks. I might want to have sparklings someday," he remarked.

- High Voltage by Arctic Banana