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Author has written 10 stories for Big Time Rush, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.
Hello world!
I'm terrible at describing myself... whoops...
Lover of anime, food, and sleep.
I'm Lavenous! (Yes it is a word) It can mean anything you want to me!
Such as: Smileyface519 is a Lavenous author!
Start the Lavenous movement today!
Do as writers do, procrstinate and make stuff up!
Hope you like long profiles because mine is kind of long...
Update on stories and such things like that...
Alright this is gonna be my little update box. For obvious reasons to give you guys updates up new stories and upcoming stories...
Truth or Dare (In Progress)- Just some BTR truth or dare with Me as your host! NOW YOU CAN READ! (Ending soon!)
The Hunger Games: The Fandom Games (In Progress)- The Hunger Games but with fandoms! Written with CoolasDuck
PLEASE! DO NOT! I REPEAT DO NOT! TAKE MY STORIES WITHOUT GIVING ME ANY CREDIT! I'M SERIOUS AND I DON'T GET SERIOUS OFTEN!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (This one pisses me off to no end)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
DO YOU
Play an instrument?: I used to.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: No not really... I eventually get bored watching TV.
Like to sing?: Yup? But I'm not very good at it...
Have a job?: Nope
Have a cell phone?: Yup!
Like to play sports?: No. I used to play volleyball.
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: Nope
Have a crush on someone?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Do fictional characters count?
Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: Nope.
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: Nope only 4 TVs and one doesn't work.
Have any special talents/skills?: Being awesome, watching anime, eating food, sleeping, and being a lazy ass. That counts right?
Exercise daily?: Why would I when I have a computer?
Like school?: No not really.
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: No.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: Sure if I really wanted to I could.
Speak any other languages?: Some German, some Spanish, and a lot of Sarcasm.
Go a day without food?: NEVER! Why would you ask me that question?
Remember your dreams: Sometimes yes
Read music, not just tabs?: I don't understand this question.
Roll your tongue?: Yup.
Eat a whole pizza?: Nope.
HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: Nope its illegal for me to touch it.
Snuck out of the house?:Not that I remember
Lied to get out of trouble?: It's a secret!
Had a computer crash?: Too many times to count.
Gotten lost in your city?: Not that I remember.
Seen a shooting star?: YES! OMG! Yes it was freaking awesome!
Been to any other countries?: Canada, Bahamas, Germany, France, Austria, and Hungary.
Had a serious surgery?: I'm not sure if my knee surgery was that serious?? It wasn't like a life or death situation...
Stolen something important to someone else?: No.
Solved a rubiks cube?: Never had one.
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: Yup and PROUD!
Cried over a girl?: Nope.
Cried over a boy?: Nope.
Kissed a random stranger?: Why should I?
Hugged a random stranger?: No.
Been in a fist fight?: Jokingly yes.
Been arrested?:NEVER!
Done drugs?: Nope.
Had alcohol?: I've tried a little of some stuff but uh its gross either way...
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: Gross no.
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: Yea. My friends and I have done it a few times. Whoops...
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: No.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: No
Swore at your parents?: Talk back to them yes.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: Hahaha. Not sorry...
Been to a casino?:No.
Ran over an animal and killed it?: Not that I can think of.
Gotten stitches?: No, not yet at least.
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: Nope. Its too cold for that.
Made homemade muffins?: Yessum! They are really good!
Bitten someone?: Yes. Let's not talk about that though...
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: BOTH!
Burped in someone’s face?: No but mom did. Its gross...
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: It really depends when you are reading this...
Cried: When I watched the end of youtuber playing Valiant Hearts.
Went to the bathroom: Why is that any of your concern?
Saw a movie in a theatre: Mockingjay Part 1
Read a book: I just finished reading Looking for Alaska.
Had a snow day: Last year...
Had a party: I'm not very social in the first place. Why would I have a party?
Went to a doctor: Uh idk...
Tripped in front of someone: I'm not me if I don't trip over something or in front of someone.
Went to the grocery store: I don't remember...
Got sick: Last year on and off for three weeks straight...
Got cursed: Who knows anymore?
Called someone: I think it was my mom... yesterday...
DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: Both.
Black/white: Black (Just like my soul I mean what?)
Lights on/lights off: Lights off.
TV/movie: Both.
Body spray/lotion: Body spray.
Cash/cheque: Cash.
Pillows/blankets: Both.
Headache/stomach ache: Neither.
Paint/charcoal: Paint.
Chinese food/Mexican food: Chinese food.
Summer/winter: Both.
Snow/rain: Both
Fog/misty: Both
Rock/rap: I don't really care about either...
Meat/vegetarian: Meat.
Chocolate/vanilla: Chocolate.
Sprinkles/icing: Icing.
Cake/pie: Pie
Strawberries/blueberries: Strawberries.
Ocean/swimming pool: Both.
Cookies/muffins: Cookies.
Wallet/pocket: Pocket.
Window/door: Window (Don't ask).
james maslow/hutch dano: James Maslow.
Pink/purple: Both.
Cat/dog: Dog.
Long sleeve/short sleeve: Short sleeves.
Pants/shorts: Shorts.
Winter break/spring break: Both.
Spring/autumn: Both.
Clouds/clear sky: Clear.
Moon/mars: Both.
This is my world... Welcome to it...