Count Doofus
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Joined 04-22-11, id: 2864986, Profile Updated: 09-09-12
Author has written 6 stories for Rio, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, and My Little Pony.

My name is Tim, I live in Antwerp, Belgium. Age 28.

I work at Brussels Airport at the security checkpoints. My hobbies are videogaming, jigsaw puzzles (1,000 pieces or up), hanging out with buds, reading (obviously) and as of late, fanfiction.

Xbox 360 Gamertag Steam name: Count Doofus (NO invites please. If I don't know you, I won't add you.)

Found this site after doing many Google searches on the animated movie Rio, and ended up on one of the fanfics. Was obsessed with the movie at the time and often caught myself daydreaming about it. So I signed up to turn those daydreams into a fic or two.

Likes to watch:

-Family Guy
-American Dad
-The Simpsons
-CSI (except Miami, I can't stand David Caruso for some reason)
-My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
-The Walking Dead
-animated, action and comedy movies
-Friends
-The Big Bang Theory

Likes to listen to:

-Linkin Park
-Daft Punk
-Limp Bizkit
-Coldplay
-Hooverphonic (local band)
-30 Seconds to Mars
-Owl City
-Skrillex

Games currently playing:

-Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (multiplayer)
-The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (at least, until I encountered a MAJOR BUG in the final quest of the Civil War questline, which totally broke the game for me.)
-Assassin's Creed: Revelations
-Lollipop Chainsaw

Things I want to do before I kick the bucket:

-experience Carnival in Rio de Janeiro
-celebrate New Year's Eve in New York City
-move to the USA
-start a family
-see live performance of Blue Man Group

Current favorite song:

Castle of Glass by Linkin Park


Stories written:


Freedom, and then what? (Rio)

My first fic ever! Not really anything special, it's just a revision of a particular scene in the movie I wasn't very thrilled about. Still, many people agreed this revision would've worked better than the actual scene.

The Fall of Nigel (Rio)

A story about the villain Nigel (one of my personal favorite villains ever), about his glory days as a television star, his sudden resignation and him turning evil because of it.

From Whence They Came (Rio)

Third and most successful fic to date! Blu and Jewel get reunited with their parent(s). However, a spilled secret threatens to shatter the friendship between the latter.
Warning and possible spoiler: this story does not know a happy ending. I don't think I've ever seen a movie or read a book that didn't have a happy ending and it always kinda irked me, so that's why I had this fic end on a less positive note.

The Enemy of My Enemy (Guardians of Ga'Hoole)

Kraai, a pacifist crow living in Ambala Forest, reluctantly participates in owl mobbings. One day, he learns of an army of crows plotting to attack the Great Ga'Hoole Tree, right after the conclusion of the Moon Festival. He sets out to warn the Guardians, and meets some new friends along the way. But when the supposed attack doesn't occur, he gets cast out and rejected by everyone. Will this rejection cloud his better judgement, or will he come to his senses?

To Be A Wonderbolt (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Rainbow Dash finally gets to join the Wonderbolts, fulfilling her life-long dream. When it turns out the beginning of said dream means the end of the dream of another pony, will she be able to live with herself knowing it did?

Party in Ipanema, Baby! (Rio)

Kelso, a strikingly beautiful Camelot Macaw from the States, escapes the confines of human ownership to make it big in Rio de Janeiro as the next hottest thing in town on the party scene. To achieve that goal, he needs to de-throne the current occupants: Nico and Pedro. He quickly comes to regret that attempt, for Nico and Pedro have friends in obscure places who make sure they stay on top.
SERIOUS EFFIN WARNING: this is a grimdark fic. Those who have read My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic grimdark fics like "Cupcakes", "Sweet Apple Massacre" or "Cheerilee's Garden" will know what this means. In a nutshell, it involves torture, gore and ultimately, death.


Reviews:

Best review so far:

"Man, you practically had me CRYING...

Beautifully well-written story. The emotion, the feelings, the fact you kept EVERYONE in-character...

I'm going to say this right here, this has to be THE BEST Rio fan fic that has been written to this point!

Wonderful story, Count!"
-by Ted Wakeman, "From Whence They Came", chapter 10 (Rio)

Funniest review received so far:

"Nice story, cliffhanger of all cliffhangers. Makes me want to hug you and strangle you at the same time."
-by Zacarais, "From Whence They Came", chapter 6 (Rio)


My OC's:

Movie: Rio

The Fall of Nigel

- Nigel's agent: Human, nameless character. Was the agent of Nigel during his acting career.

- Mr. Borges: Human, head of the TV studio that owns "Fly Hard" starring Nigel.

- Miss Torres: Human, secretary of Mr. Borges.

From Whence They Came

- Victor: Spix's Macaw, Jewel's father, mate of Yasmin.

- Yasmin: Spix's Macaw, Jewel's mother, mate of Victor. (deceased)

- Manuela: Spix's Macaw, Blu's mother, mate of the late Leonardo.

- Leonardo: Spix's Macaw, Blu's father, mate of Manuela. (deceased)

- Yarah: Military Macaw, friend of Manuela, befriended with Victor and Yasmin before they disappeared, mate of Xavier.

- Xavier: Military Macaw, friend of Manuela, mate of Yarah.

- Vavara, Eduardo, Emanuel: Humans, ornithologists employed by Tulio.

- Isabella, Juan, Davi: Blu & Jewel's children. Characters already exist, their names are my idea.

- Marcus Finnegan: Human, lives in the United Kingdom. Was the owner of Victor and Yasmin for 15 years.

From Whence They Came is my most successful fic to date, and subsequently, the one I'm most proud of. I planned to make a sequel, but along the way of writing one, I lost the motivation. At this point, I'm not sure if I will ever continue with it and make it see the light of day.

If people are wondering about the absence or death of some of these OC's in The Withering, a collaboration between Rapture At Sea and myself: The Withering is a seperate turn of events in the world of Rio, with appearances of both our OC's. It is not a sequel to any of our stories.

Party in Ipanema, Baby!

- Kelso: Camelot Macaw. Being a natural born party-bird, he escapes the confines of human ownership since he's a bred species, and travels to Rio to make it big on the party scene.

- Shelly: Kelso's sister. Escapes with her brother to Rio de Janeiro.

- Donato: Military Macaw. Owns the club Nico and Pedro have their monthly Challenge Night in.

- Natanael AKA Nate: Blue-and-Gold Macaw. Befriends Kelso and Shelly when they arrive in Rio, and shows them a bit around.

Note: A Camelot Macaw really exists. It's a cross between a Scarlet and a Catalina Macaw. The latter, in turn, is a cross between a Scarlet and a Blue & Gold Macaw. Look it up, it's one of the most gorgeous birds I've ever seen.

Books: Guardians of Ga'Hoole

The Enemy of My Enemy

- Kraai: Crow. Has an affinity for life, including owls. When he learns about a plot of a huge crow attack against the Great Ga'Hoole Tree, he sets out to warn the Guardians, which gets him excluded and ultimately hunted down by his kin. Meets Ekster, Arend, Kerk and Bix while looking for a way to warn the Guardians. (Note: 'Kraai' is Dutch for 'crow')

- Ekster: Magpie. Cousin of Trader Mags. Offers shelter to Kraai, at the cost of her home and nearly all her possessions, and joins him on his quest to warn the Guardians. (Note: 'Ekster' is Dutch for 'magpie')

- Arend: Bald eagle. Son of Streak and Zan. Assists Kraai and Ekster when under crow attack, and beyond. (Note: 'Arend' is Dutch for 'eagle')

- Kerk: Barn Owl. Extremely fast flight speed, but severe hearing disability, both conditions inflicted by the presence of flecks while growing in his egg. (Note: 'Kerk' is Dutch for 'church'. A Barn Owl in Dutch is called 'kerkuil' - 'kerk-uil' - 'church-owl'.)

- Targas: Barn Owl. Father of Kerk, mate of Illia. (deceased)

- Illia: Barn Owl. Mother of Kerk, mate of Targas.

- Bix: Nest-maid snake. First under the service of Kerk's family, before his parents went missing.

- Zwart: Crow. Leader of the army of crows, seeking vengeance against the Guardians for losing his loved ones in 'their' War of the Ember. (Note: 'Zwart' is Dutch for 'black')

- Molod: Crow. Former friend of Kraai. (deceased)

- Jette: Milky Eagle Owl. Prime messenger of the Joss Corps. (Note: the name 'Jette' is based on a Belgian town with the same name.)

- Florentina: Pygmy Owl.

- Victus and Luna (Shard and Bryony's chicks): Spotted Owls. Hatched on the supposed day of the crow attack.

Shard and Bryony are characters that appear in the Legend of the Guardians video game, owned by Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.

Cartoons: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

To Be A Wonderbolt

- Peppermint: Male pegasus. Has a pale green coat (pretty much like Lyra), light blue hooves, orange eyes and dark blue hair with a streak of soft yellow running through it. Friends with Spitfire, and takes down Rainbow Dash' results as she's trying out for the Wonderbolts.


Random quotes:

"Fun size. What the f- is fun size? Who bites into one of these things and says: "Holy crap! Isn't this fun?!" If you can't hide a razor in it, it's not fun."
- Foamy the squirrel, ranting about the decreasing chocolate bar sizes (Halloween Hoopla II).

"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian. Just like staying in a garage doesn't make you a car."
- L.A. Noire by RockStar Games, random pedestrian banter.

"Uh, yes! Obviously, that's why I zipped my mouth close, then locked it with a key, then dug a hole, then buried the key, then build a house on top of the hole where I buried the key, then moved into the house on top of the hole!"
- Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic has her own ways of keeping a secret (Season 1 Episode 20: Green Isn't Your Color).

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee..."
- Overused internet meme, often adapted depending on context. Originally said by any of the town guards in Bethesda Game Studios' The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

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Come Back by Corration reviews
So this is a continuation of "The New Kid". Years have passed and things have changed, but the past will visit Rio and the truth of a lie will be exposed.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,310 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
Seeing Double by Qille reviews
Sequel to Bottled Up. When Nico's identical twin brother, Rico, hears about Nico's kidnapping, he comes to visit. And with Maurice still out there and two identical canaries... the danger level just got even higher. Rating may change.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,836 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Nico - Complete
A Quest For Grace by Bluetech reviews
There is a new face prowling the jungles of Rio, and she seems perfectly normal on the outside. As Blu and Jewel will soon find out, looks can be deceiving. They set out on a mission to turn her life around and teach her that hope exists everywhere.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Blu, Jewel
Happy Birthday! by Bluetech reviews
It's a very special day for a certain female macaw, but she isn't the only one who receives presents...
Rio - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,495 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Belief by Silenta-Atestanto reviews
It's the end of the day, and Soarin' and Spitfire unwind in the showers after a hard day's practice. But what starts out as a bout of some steamy after-practice "fun" quickly escalates, bonding them closer together than as just mere teammates or friends.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,832 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Soarin, Spitfire - Complete
The New Kid by Corration reviews
Days after "Is it the End?". The new chick is born, and the other chicks feel replaced. Will they overcome this problem, or will they be immature about it and cast her aside? P.S. It says complete, which it is, but it will transition into another title.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,755 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
Hanging By A Thread by Bluetech reviews
"Am I mad at you? That's your main concern after shattering my whole world? Mad for what? Breaking my heart? For all the pain? For letting me put all my trust in you, only to be betrayed? Am I mad at you? How about crushed? Did I ever really know you?"
Rio - Rated: M - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,910 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Is It the End? by Corration reviews
The Jungle characters are back.*Not part of trilogy* Rated M for a few reasons I do not want to describe. A year has passed since the Jungle Series events. If the end was near, how would the characters spend in. Way different from the movie 2012.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,583 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Love? by holospartoi258 - Alpha 01 reviews
Inspired by 'One change can make a big difference' by Cotty1996. Hearts... they can be made of glass or diamond. They can break or they can remain unscathed. But they will be tested somehow...
Rio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,963 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Worlds Apart by Bluetech reviews
In the midst of a sudden storm, Blu and Jewel are torn from their home and dropped off on a distant island. As they try to make peace with the locals, they have a deeper mission in mind: fulfill the prophecy they were given and find their way back home...
Crossover - Guardians of Ga'Hoole & Rio - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,621 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011
The Withering by Bluetech reviews
This is why I have been away for so long! This is a collaboration between Count Doofus and I, and we hope that it impresses you all! Hold on to your seats, it's going to be a bumpy ride...
Rio - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,537 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
Headlines by Ted Wakeman reviews
It's been 9 months since Arthur finally learned he had a life worth living. However, with Blu and Jewel's first chick on the way, and an old foe returning to seek revenge on Blu, how in the world will Arthur solve this? Sequel to "The Big Scoop".
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,483 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Life Is A Rollercoaster by Bluetech reviews
Jewel's anger turns to sadness as she realizes that she had wronged her mate. As she tries to pull herself back together, she knows that returning to Blu will be no easy task. When they finally set things right, what will the future hold for them?
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,718 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
Rio: Love Trip by CJ Ambrose reviews
After coming back from paradise, Blu and Pedro plan to relax as they go on their honeymoons... but when the couples end up in the same place, life for these birds of Rio will never be the same! Sequel to "Lost in Paradise"; also written by bluecatcinema.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,156 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Blu, Pedro - Complete
Déjà Vu by Bluetech reviews
As Blu and Jewel focus on the raising of their new rambunctious chicks, Blu is worried that one of his daughters has inherited his gift. In the midst of this development, Blu will soon learn a painful lesson about life: It can be taken away in an instant.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,112 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
The Big Scoop by Ted Wakeman reviews
Blu and Jewel thought they were the last of their kind...Until a certain blue bird formerly owned by a reporter arrives in Rio and makes a shocking revelation...Rated T for later violence and flirting. BluXJewel mush later on.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,309 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Transformed by Bluetech reviews
Jewel is prepared to move on with her life in Blu's absence, since her children still rely on her. She will soon discover that things are not always as they seem. As Blu is reawakened, he discovers that his death has changed him, in more ways than one...
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,349 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Complete
The Betrayal by Bluetech reviews
Blu and Jewel's newly hatched children are growing strong, and the first months of their lives are rich and rewarding. However, in the midst of a deadly disease, and an unknown visitor, what horrors will befall this happy family?
Rio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,008 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
The Ties That Bind by Bluetech reviews
The Blu Bird Sanctuary is the new home of the last two Spix's Macaws on Earth. As the female recovers from a wing injury, she will soon face an even greater obstacle: Convincing her mate to do what he was brought to Rio for in the first place...
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
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Party in Ipanema, Baby! reviews
Kelso and Shelly, two Camelot Macaws, arrive in Rio de Janeiro. Kelso has big plans ahead for him: he intends to replace Nico and Pedro as Kings of Carnival, and earn the title for himself. It will be the last mistake of his life.
Rio - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,922 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
Chasing Dreams reviews
Rainbow Dash's life-long dream finally becomes true. But what if that dream disrupts the dream of another?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
The Enemy of My Enemy reviews
A new battle is dawning for the Guardians. A turnfeather amongst the enemy ranks tries to stop them, or at least warn the Guardians about it.
Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,038 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Complete
From Whence They Came reviews
Blu and Jewel never knew what became of their parents. When Tulio receives another pair of blue macaws, they might just find out...
Rio - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,295 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
The Fall of Nigel reviews
This is my story of how Nigel went from famous actor to a smugglers hench-bird. Second fanfic ever.
Rio - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Nigel - Complete
Freedom, and then what? reviews
An interpretation how I would've have a scene in the movie redone. First fanfic ever. Be gentle.
Rio - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Blu, Jewel - Complete
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