It's 2020 now and I haven't updated this since like 2012 but I don't care, it's going to sit here like a time capsule documenting how bonkers I was as a teenager

Hello there y'all.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and read and write fanfiction. And I'm all out of bubblegum. :)

I adore fanfictions. I'm mostly a slash reader but if someone suggests something to me of any other genre, I'll read it. I'm not picky, and rarely dislike something about a fanfiction. So if you're looking for constructive criticism, don't ask me. Though something you CAN ask me about is spelling and grammar. This is my specailty.

Top 5 fanfiction things about me!

1.) If you want me to read something, I will.

2.) The exception to rule one is if the fanfiction has a relationship that is not my OTP and involves one or both of the...er...members of that OTP. (Ex. for the Hetalia fandom, my OTP is USUK. I wil not read US/Anyone else or UK/Anyone else.) My sense of loyalty is far too strong.

3.) I mostly write Hetalia, though I am trying to branch out. I have two non-Hetalia fanfics planned.

4.) Nothing makes me happier than people who read my stories! :)

5.) Here is a list of my OTPs (okay I was bored):

US/UK - Hetalia

Sherlock/John - Sherlock

Satoshi/Daisuke - DN Angel

Merlin/Arthur - Merlin

Maverick/Iceman - Top Gun

Arthur/Eames - Inception

Cato/Marvel - The Hunger Games

Legolas/Aragorn - Lord of the Rings

Draco/Harry - Harry Potter

Charles/Erik - X-Men: First Class

Tom/Peter - The Talented Mr. Ripley

(Er...I feel like I'm missing someone. I'll try and figure it out)

Unrelated note:

Has anyone else noticed that Arthur is a very gay name? I mean, Arthur and Merlin, Arthur and Eames, Arthur and Alfred? It's a conspiracy of Arthurs to make fangirls everywhere sponaneously combust with cuteness!