Hi! Welcome to my account! Please scroll down to the bottom and check out my stories! Here's some info about me:

Name: you dont need to know

Age: old enough to know better than to eat with my hands

Do you swear? Sometimes

Do you like your name? Yeppers

Were you adopted? No

Siblings? 2 older bros, 1 older sis

Eyes? Gray-blue... kinda like Annabeths eyes from Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Hair Color? golden!!!

Height? 5'4'' Proud to be a shortie!

Hobbies? writing, reading, drawing, taking pictures

Fondest Moment? When people compliment my writing/drawings

Proudest Moment? When i complete something!!!

Indulgence/Guilty Pleasure? chocolate... imma chocolate fanatic

Black or White? white

Pink or red? Red

Blue or Light Blue? BLUEEE

Die or Kiss a Spider? DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Die or Lose Your Hearing? Lose my hearing

Dogs or Cats? DOGS!!!!!!!!!

Hugs or Kisses? Depends on the person giving them...but I like hugs :D

Happy endings or sad and depressing endings? Happy ending.

Summer or Winter? Winter.. yeah mann

Favorite Smell? food cooking downstairs cuz i get HUNGRY!!!

Favorite song? Footloose by Kenny Loggins (I love oldies)

First thing you notice in a guy? Their eyes

Last thing you ate? donuts.

Last person you talked on the phone with? My mom and dad

Last Thing You Purchased? a necklace

Last Thing you said? "Last thing you said?" because i was reading the question out loud

Last Movie you saw at a movie theater? The Hobbit! :)

You wear glasses or contacts? Contacts, but every once in a while I wear my glasses

Hat size? I don't know.

Shoe size? 10 1/2 in womens

Least favorite part on your body? idk

Least favorite part about yourself? I like my personality so i dont know what to say

Least Favorite Food(s)? Pickles

Least favorite clothing company? Kmart and Hot Topic... yuck

Favorite clothing company? Walmart, Forever 21

If you were a crayon what color would you be? Green!

Do you think you are strong? I am strong mentally and emtionally. Physically though? Absolutely not.

Do you think you are pretty? Yes but not as pretty as some girls

Do you think? My mind thinks faster than me. I think about several things at once.

Would you bungee jump? Yes!! Bring on the head rush!!

Would you become a vegetarian? Only if I stop loving meat

Would you dye your hair a different color? and ruin my luscious hair??? i think not

Would you go skinny dipping? Why would i???

When was the last time you cried? Sadly... during Transformers 2

When was the last time you hit someone? My friend last year because he was being annoying

When was the last time you were on fanfic? On it right now...

What do you hate the MOST? People who make up lyrics and tunes to songs I know by heart, and then they act like their lyrics are the right ones. GRRR

Who do you hate the most? I cannot name them...they might be on this website.

What else do you hate the most? People who try to crush other peoples' dreams.

What are you wearing right now? Pants and a shirt...

What are you listening to right now? the sound of me typing on the computer

What ice-cream flavor do you like the best? It's a tie between anything chocolate and mint oreo

What is your favorite chocolate company? Hersheys

Do you have kids? Nope.

Do you untie your shoes after wearing them? Unfortunantly, yes

Do you use sarcasm? All. The. Time.

These are exactly like me!!!

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste to your profile (pretty funny actually)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them its uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies)

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If your happy and you know it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you'll take the first watch, copy and paste this to you're profile.

if you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (or just say "I know! Join the club of freaky-ness. Where we all act like freaks!", which is what I do), copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, Insane Winged Girl, UPDRAFTGIRL37,wingedvampiregrl, Shayne Rider,Adryanna,Emgem2000, Pyromaniac325, Em-ster 9-1-1

If you think it's cooler to be unique than cool, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile (Hee hee, a wall)

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a book character was real copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an expert at doing absolutely nothing for hours on end, paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I got this from another profile, but SO true:

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

"When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate."

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more."

"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving."

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"

You know you're a writer...

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.

If you think being unique is more important than being cool, repost this.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the Slip'n'Slide!

For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the pencil. Crazy is when you skip down the hallway and wave at people who give you weird looks. Crazy is when you realize and say out loud something random like) "Did you know that singing while eating a hamburger can cause Possible Spontaneous Human Combustion? It's true!" Crazy is me. So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile.

You are out in the rain, seeking sacutary.

I'm in sancuary, seeking to be out in the rain.

You are in the park, texting your friends.

I'm at the park, with my friends.

You hate to write even as much as your name.

I hate to be restrained to four pages mininum.

Your feet hurt, so you sit out the dance.

My feet hurt more, and yet I stand up and finish the song.

You don't get the point of books with the new power of the internet.

I use the internet to find new books.

If your one of those types of people, paste this into your profile.

Remember When...
Getting HIGH meant swinging on the playground?
The worst thing you could get from boys was COOTIES?
Mom was your hero
And Dad was Superman?
When your worst enemies were your siblings?
And race issues were about who ran faster?
When WAR was a card game?
And life was simple and carefree?
Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?
Put this on your profile if you're still five on the inside :)

A loyal friend will look at themselves, and ask if they make a good friend. If you've done this, paste this into your profile'

You know your obsessed with Outsiders when:

You laugh hysterically when you really do "step out into the sunlight from the darkness of the movie house"

Certain songs remind you of characters/gang.

You've commited the Nothing Gold Can Stay poem to memory

You've read Gone With the Wind or Great Expectations only becuase they are mentioned in the book (not yet, but planning on it)

You start quoting the book. (Quoting? Forget that! memorizing PAGES! example the first umm...2 1\2)

You've memorized the number page on your favorite parts (page i wanna say 178...)

your friends makes a list of Greasers and Socs using people you know. (only me...in my head)

You start using the slang in the book (like Glory or shoot)

When talking to someone who has never read it, you get defensive when they ask if Ponyboy was his real name.

You freak whenever you see a blue Mustang.

You've read the book multiple times

you sign your letters either "your buddy" (the same way thatJohnny signed his letter to Ponyboy) or "stay gold," (Johnny's dying words)

After reading it again, you wonder at the details. (Like why Sodapop signed his full name on his letter to his little brother. Did he think that he'd been forgotten? or why they mentioned the nightmares...?)

You read this list and laugh at how many things you've done

You contemplate the meaning of "gallant"

You start calling your group of close friends a gang (again, only in my head)

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Yea...and then usually recite lines from the page)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Well duh! Who needs SLEEP? It's overrated...overrated I tell you!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (Yeah...particualrly about Minho! LOVE MINHO!)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Yeah! Duh! Corrupted more than half my class at school!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (Yeah "Accidentally")

Everything reminds you of the book. (Yeah, totally! like typing...Float Bleed Kill!)

You quote random lines all the time. (YUP! Just ask anyone!)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (YEah! like trying to colonize the grievers)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Oh yeah...totally...MINHO!)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (YUP! MINHO! anyone see a pattern here?)

you've got a book memorized. (yeah...first two and a half pages...)You've read a book more than five times. (What do you think? Of COURSE I have!)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (OF COURSE!)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (Uhhh...no?)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (oh yea, totally! but then again...most of my favorite characters don't have girlfirends so they're mine for the taking...)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Well DUH! They're real! Real I tell you!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (REAL!)

Your idol is a character from a book. (Well duh! Who else would it be?)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.

x You love jeans.

x Dogs are better than cats.

x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck.
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (ice hockey)
xBaggy pants are cool to wear.

x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 20 (Haha, guy in girls body!)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
x You love to shop. ( depends on what were looking for.)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.

x You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.(ew)
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 6 :D (I blame my 2 older brothers for me being more like a guy than a girl)

5 DEADLY WORDS USED BY WOMAN
1. FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT & YOU need to SHUT UP.
2. NOTHING - means SOMETHING & u need to be WORRIED.
3. GO AHEAD - this is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it.
4. WHATEVER - is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU
5. THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you will pay for your mistake.

When I text someone and someone is looking at my phone, I always like to type "...and some retard keeps reading our plans, shall I take them out?"

Courage isn't when you aren't afraid. Courage is when you are afraid, but you keep going anyway.

Destiny isn't about what we are supposed to do, but who we are supposed to be.

You can mock me, you can hurt me, but as long as I have friends, you can't break me.

Friends don't need to say the words "I Love You" because they already know. But a reminder now and then is nice too.

The heart is like the ocean. No matter how much wonder and life it holds, it never seems to fill up.

I hate lab reports, can't we just light stuff on fire?

He's not deformed, he's just ugly.

Technically, we all suck.

Boredom is an evil curse.

It sounds like your sword is on drugs.

Forks and knives are for the weak when eating ribs!

Violence is never the answer, but Justin Bieber says to never say never!"

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Chili

2. Find a book. Turn to page 57, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

Um... let's see... Oh. That's boring.

It says 'a'.

3. What can you hear right now?

Fan...why?

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: Hi Mia! How are you?

Mia:...

Me: How are you, Mia?

Mia:...

Me: Okay then.

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Star Trek

6. Type your name with your elbow.

em astyered 91q (Haha! You try it now!)

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

It did what is was supposed to... Letters appeared on the screen

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

Cabinet...What's the point?

-The iPod Shuffle-

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

You Lie (Okay...)

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

A Perfectly Good Heart (Awsome.)

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

L.A. (Not really...)

4.WHAT IS 22?

Americano (I'm not gonna say anything to that...)

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Last Kiss (What?!)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Up (Hahaha! XD)

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Umbrella Beach (No comment...)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

ScheiBe (I guess I want to speak German...)

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Fireflies (Don't even ask)

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Do you wanna touch me (CREEPER!!!)
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Bad Kids (...)
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Miss Independent (Why not.)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

As Long as Your There (That's...ok then.)
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Uptown Girl (Okay. Why not.)
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Faster (Sure let's think that!! DX)
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

We R Who We R (Sure.)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Somebody to Love (I don't know what that means for me...)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Live it up (I guess i won't live out my life!)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

No Air (How would i be able to breathe let alone laugh?)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Valerie (Sure.)
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Where's Our Revolution? (Yeah.)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Monster (Uhh...)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Break your heart (Guess not... :(...)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

True Colors (What?)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

You and I (Yeah my relationship isn't doing so well... Even though I'm not in a relationship)

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Never say Never (So true!)

Some people are like Slinkys. Not really good for much, but they make you smile when pushed down the steps. If this made you laugh, copy and paste into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to hurt them, copy and paste.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you want to push a person of a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think its AWESOME for people to review your stories, add your name to this list: Mr. Pichu, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, Liv the Waddle Dee, Pikana, Froggiecool, SoraIsMyHomeboy, basketballstar, Em-ster 9-1-1

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself, it's when you argue with your self and LOSE that you should be worried. if you have ever done that put this on your profile.

If you’re Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped while standing still, copy this into your profle.

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If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile,

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. Crocs are cool! Not handbags!

If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile.

If you're a imperfect perfectionist, copy and paste this on your profile

If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, sakura fall, Two Tailz, AnimeAddict333, HisokeYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94, mrawgirl09, Sofatagg, Som1-Random, Mantineus, Masaki-Hanabusa, roxy mccartney, SoraIsMyHomeboy, basketballstar, Em-ster 9-1-1

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

If you love storms, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy and paste this in your profile

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile.

If you like blue, copy this to your profile.

SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile

If you think siblings are annoying but you love them anyway, copy this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

"Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path, and leave a trail." - Emerson

"You can shoot all the bluejays you want...just never shoot a mockingbird." - To Kill A Mockingbird - Harper Lee

If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe every child deserves a chance to grow up and go to school, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile again!

A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"
A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.
A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you stink.
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, RUN!"
A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME!!"
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when he/she's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "To poop with this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go get a drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how awsome/pretty the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake and emotional breakdown. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". Rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and put a star beside ones that are actually true for you. You may be surprised)

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Amatures built the ark. Profssionals built the titanic...

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Growing older is manditory. Growing up is optional

"You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had."

-when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burnt in Spanish.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and beat the cream cheese out of them.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

Team Edward for love, Team Jacob for kindness

Team Bella for courage and not being spineless

Team Alice for wisdom, for caring, and charm

Team Carlisle for being there, and sewing her arm

Team Emmett for laughter, for joking and fun

Team Mike for knowing he wasn't the one

Team Rosalie for beauty, but not for depth

Team Jasper for self-control, and not being inept

Team Seth for unity, and establishing peace

Team Sam for halting the war, and calling for a cease

Team Esme for being motherly, and caring for her boys

Team Leah for knowing when to make some noise

Team Charlie for loving, and wanting to understand

Team Renee for letting Bella move and take a stand

Team Everyone for working together to stop the fight

Team Stephanie Meyer for writing TWILIGHT!

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Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

.--""Girls-- --
--are like apples--
--on trees. The best ones--
--are at the top of the tree.--
--The boys don't want to reach--
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
--have to wait for the right boy to
-- come along, the one who's-
-- brave enough to--
--climb all--
--the way--
--to the top--
--of the tree.

This is so true... Why can't boy's just go to the top of the tree's?? Don't they know that it's worth it?

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him
and thank him while he's alive.
If you truly love your dad, post this to your profile.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator.

I run with scissors because it makes me feel dangerous.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

"They will in a minute."

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of whitehair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,who loves and is obsessed with The Outsiders, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, kiki1607, Cirruz The Night Elf, Em-Ster 9-1-1

If you actually read through this entire thing, and sorted out the ones that fit you, copy/paste this on your profile.