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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

Favorite Quotes:

The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed
And bound her in her bones
The seas be ours, and by the Pow'rs
Where we will we'll roam!

Yo, ho! Haul together! Hoist the Colours high!
Heave, ho! Thieves and beggars, never shall we die!

Pirates of the Caribbean III

"I'm with stupid."

unknown

"Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and save us the trouble!"

Gandalf, in Moria, to Pippin

"I love you." "I know."

Leia and Han, at Bespin

"The complaint department has closed. Please file all complaints in File 13. (arrow points to trash can)"

sign at work

"Truth is the river. God is the mouth of the river."

G'kar, Babylon 5

"Got a secret, can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save. Better lock it in your pocket. Takin' this one to the grave. If I show you, then I know you won't tell what I said, 'cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead."

Pretty Little Liars

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A Pale Hope Rises by arwenraven reviews
The final battle is over and there is nothing left. At his death Harry is taken into another world and given a fresh start, a chance for a family in a world where he is not the saviour. But war is looming and the presence of a young Istari creates a pivot on which the future of Arda will swing. Slow start. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 142,294 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 4,287 - Follows: 5,204 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Aragorn
Avatar by Von reviews
Harry defeated Voldemort with the power he knew not, a power far more valuable than his freedom. Sealed away until next he was needed, the Wizarding Saviour slept through the fall of his race, of magic and almost the world. Now he has been woken, the last avatar of a dead species and a being whose purpose is so old that only the bones of the Earth remember. Gen. Adult themes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,154 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 3,188 - Follows: 4,059 - Updated: 12/28/2019 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Harry P.
Jedi Castle by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Rick Castle has had a hell of a day. Kidnapped, then rescued by a mysterious hooded figure...
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Castle - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,453 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 7/21/2014
A wish granted by MGO reviews
After the battle for Hogwarts Ginny runs away from the pain and the horrors. She doesn't stop and doesn't look back until she stumbles into a unfamiliar place. Follow her as she tries to deal with her past and make choices for the future. Live with her as she meets people in this new world and fights for their friendship. Follows movie script, Legolas/Ginny romance
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 151,114 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 9/16/2012
Leaving for a Family by Princess101855 reviews
Harry has had enough. Finally cracking when his name comes from the Goblet, he runs to the States to an old friend. Will he get the family he always wanted? Or will the Wizarding World demand their saviour back to save them? T for now unless otherwise.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,333 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 3,661 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Beneath Sovereign Skies by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry and the dragons fight to find their place and gain acceptance amidst growing international tensions. Not all is well and good as the Weyrs threaten established powers and offer new opportunities. Follow Harry and the dragons as they try to navigate increasingly turbulent waters of international politics, terrorism and intrigue. On indefinite hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 289,842 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC
The Road Less Travelled By by Elandil reviews
Fawkes may have arrived in time to help Harry kill the basalisk but what if he had been too late to save the boy? Even in death fate is not done with the 12 year old and instead, he finds himself in a war with yet another choice hanging over his head. Will he stay and fight to save the life and world that he loves, or will he sail to find the peace he has never known? Elfling!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 10/11/2014
Trouble In Paradise by TeraWatt reviews
Lord Harry James Potter and his eldest son are pulled through the Veil of Death just in time for the Secret Council at Rivendell. I do not own Harry Potter or Lord Of The Rings. Their beach, my sandcastle. Rated T for rampant Paranoia
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,653 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., James S. P., Aragorn
An Army of One by smoss reviews
He was just looking for a place to hide from everything; however Harry Potter finds himself in another galaxy and his adventure is just starting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,292 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 2,843 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Padmé Amidala, Harry P., E. Palpatine
Average by 11092889 reviews
Because why the hell not? After all, life is a choice. Starts in NCIS series 3. It will contain spoilers, some minor some major. features a Harry working for the Muggles, who are unaware that he is a wizard. Pretty much Canon Harry until the end of book 7, big AU after that. Please read and enjoy, constructive criticism is always welcomed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,124 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Harry P., Ziva D.
A New Player: Year Five: The Drums of War by Faykan reviews
On the eve of Lord Voldemort's resurrection, a new wizarding war is declared. Rejoin our heroes as they stand against ruthless Death Eaters, conspiring Ministry Officials, and Dark Creatures all on their own... or so it appears...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forging A King by Lady Celestial Star reviews
Fifth year, Harry's been banished into a painting by the despicable Umbridge. Now he has to find a way back home, and the only way he can do that, is by finding the scattered jewels of the Wizard's Crown. Can his new-found friends help him, or will being with them end his life and chances of ever getting home? Based more on the LOTR movies than the LOTR books.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 58 - Words: 177,080 - Reviews: 3283 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
The Alley by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Richard Castle's life is weird enough, but it got even weirder. He's in an alley where three men just vanished...
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,158 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Complete
A Jedi, a Mage and the Troubles by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Two deaths in Norfolk lead to a road trip to Maine for Jedi Knight Timothy McGee and fledgling mage Jethro Gibbs. Their destination? A town called Haven. Which has some... Troubles.
Crossover - NCIS & Haven - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,796 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., Nathan W. - Complete
Bunny, Buffy, What's the Difference? by mmooch reviews
Buffy fills in for an injured Xander at NCIS and meets her father, who thought she died two decades ago.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 114,034 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Buffy S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A Different Path by Raggio reviews
What would happen if Professor McGonagall decided enough was enough?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,087 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/20/2012 - J. O'Neill, Harry P.
Alia Ratio by Lilyevansmrspotter reviews
The Second Wizarding War is lost, and Voldemort has won. Hermione, in a desperate attempt to save herself and an unexpected protector, brings them into a world only read of in books. Soon, she finds herself swept up in another adventure with a group of dwarves, a hobbit, Gandalf the Grey, and none other than Draco Malfoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,676 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Hermione G., Kíli - Complete
Hiding in (Somewhat) Plain Sight by Filodea reviews
What a difference an accident makes. I don't own Harry Potter or Castle. 7/3/2014: I have changed this to a short story, showing Lily's decision process. I may continue later, but I consider this finished. RL is too crazy right now to try and continue this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,613 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Rick C., Martha R. - Complete
On the Wings of Dragons by Bobmin356 reviews
The Weyr prepares for the step of going public against the backdrop of heightening international tensions and increasingly complex personal issues. And is Britain really secure now that the Ministry has been conquered? Sequel to The Queen Who Fell to Earth. Harry/Hr/OCF
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 365,930 - Reviews: 2280 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Who You Are by AngelicTiff reviews
Sequel to PP; James Gibbs knew that day would come. The day when everything he worked so hard for went up in smokes. The time has come to face his past, but is he truly ready? AU-Epilogue will similarities.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,541 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Cops and Wizards by RoseFrederick reviews
Kate Beckett had hoped her problems with wizards, both aurors and murderers, were over and done with. Unfortunately for her, the last case had been just the beginning. Sequel fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,872 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Complete
The Facksisil of Balime by secooper87 reviews
When the Doctor shows up in Sunnydale, memory-less and certain only that he has to run, will Buffy and the others discover what's happened to him? Or will they be too distracted by the fact that he keeps licking things? Doctor Whump.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,966 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Buffy S., 10th Doctor - Complete
What was Once Lost is Found by Rivan Warrioress reviews
When Jethro Gibbs discovers that his unborn child survived the accident that killed her mother and sister, and was adopted out without his knowledge, he takes his team and heads to a town called Sunnydale to track her down. Her Name? Willow Rosenberg.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 107,575 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Willow R., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Window Of Opportunity Bonanza by Livi2Jack reviews
Crossover with Bonanza. Give it a chance. Really fun weaving how Jack O'Neill is drawn into a mystery about the Cartwrights in Season 3 when a scientist from the SGC winds up in the Old Wild West at the Ponderosa. Can SG1 make the rescue? Should they?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Bonanza - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,452 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Hendgelin Greeneyes reviews
What would the Hobbits of the Shire do if they found an infant of the big people in their lands? And what if that infant was a reincarnated Harry Potter? Just fixed the prologue chapter. New chapter soon!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,041 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Harry P., Frodo B.