So after 4 years I think the time has come for me to update my biography. Never mind the fact that I hate writing these things and that any attempt to re-read my words is an extremely uncomfortable episode of self-flagellation.

Unfortunately, it would appear that my abhorrence of authors who provide none of their own personal details overcomes my own shame having written pointless drival about myself.

Therefore, I am an Australian female who has been a member of this site since 2002 and spent many hours of many months perusing it prior to that.

I attempted a few fics when I has younger for which I must apologise, but I do not want to take down because I eventually want to read (another exercise in humiliation) and possibly re-write them, but please bear in mind I was in the middle of adolescence with neither a sizable vocabulary nor a modicum of common sense. Of course that has quite possibly not changed.

I am 20, live with my parents (after a brief, unsuccessful attempt to move out of home whilst only earning $150 a week), my younger brother, my family's 2 cats and my dog Lily.

I had plans to attend Univesity once leaving school, but an ill-adivsed, imbecilic, damaging and regrettable 'friendship' interferred with my final year of schooling and having started the year with an average of about 90, I graduated with a mark of 55. Not to mention the possible irreparable damage I caused to my relationship with my family.

So now I am 'cooling my heels', as it were, and waiting until I can try and gain entry as a mature age student.

And trying to decide what to study.

I have many interests and favorite past-times, books, television progams, cinematic experiences etc... however I doubt they are of any interest to you.

Please just consider reading my fics (again, apologies for the earlier - and quite possibly the later - ones).

Reviews are welcome, albeit they are flames.