Hey. This is a profile. You might wanna read it. Not forcing you, but I think I did pretty good on it.

Name: CatSword (real name is secret 5ever)

Gender: Male

Age: Between 2 and 18. If we become close friends I'll probably tell you my exact age. :)

Family: Mom, dad, brat (sorry, I guess they're calling it "little sister" now), one dog, two cats, two frogs, me of course

Girlfriend?: Not yet.

Location: United States

Favorite food: Pizza

Favorite drink: Coke Zero

Favorite candy bar: Hershey's. I don't like any others, but seriously, if you give me like a 6-pack of giant Hershey's bars I will do anything you say.

Fandoms: Too many to list, so I'll just give you my biggest ones: Gravity Falls, Sgt. Frog, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Wander Over Yonder, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Coraline, all Studio Ghibli movies, Harry Potter, Pacific Rim, Attack on Titan

Things I hate: Twilight, The Haunted Hathaways, Liv & Maddie, Phineas & Ferb (because Disney kills other cartoons because it), Pilot Candidate, that stupid "I've got that summertime, summertime sadness" song that plays 50 times a day on the radio, the Tech class at school (spent one day in there, then begged to be transferred out).

Favorite YouTubers: Swoozie, andysunstory, TobyGames, people who upload full movies/episodes I've been wanting to see

Favorite movie: Summer Wars

Favorite non-anime movie: Summer Wars is better than all of them.

Otaku: Yes

Weeaboo: No. I've never glomped anyone or said "kawaii" in public. I've read Weeaboo Stories. That stuff creeps me out.

Creepypasta fan?: Only before 9:30PM on weekdays (11:00PM on weekends). If you try to show me any creepypasta late at night when it's dark and my parents are not awake I will politely decline your request by screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE."

Other stuff: I suffer from Writer's Block a lot. I am deeply sorry if I ever offend you in any way (even if it's something minor like getting your gender wrong). Cats are the best animals in the universe. I will NOT read Twilight fanfiction, nor fanfiction with excessively bad grammar, or "PWP" (dirty stories without plot, using a nicer word) stories.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of heaven.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think writing FF stories is fun, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hear the voices of your characters in your head, please copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

Studies have shown that school is actually bad for your health. If you agree, post this in your profile.

If you like wolves copy and past this in your profile.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, xxouchibitmytonguexx, Aaya-Kun, Nobody 08, Kartoonfanatic, CatSword

If you do or wish or have owned a cat, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal and be done with it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the toucans should just give up the 'fruity treasure' and go home, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that idiot girl in the Eggo waffle commercial should give her father some of those stupid waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

If you hate cigarettes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this on your profile if you are one of few teens who don't take drugs, alcohol, or have sex.

If you are bored and like to write stuff (or LOVE to in my case), add this to your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like all fanfiction that is well written, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.

FAN FICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know copy and paste this into your profile.

I have pride in my writing. This means that I will not use my age, disability, or lack of spell check as an excuse for poor writing. Even if English is not my first language, I will not use this fact as a shield against criticism. This also means that I take critique of all kinds and will always be looking for ways to improve my skills. If you have pride in your writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they do.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever written non-fanfiction pieces, copy this into your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.

If you hope to write a blockbuster movie someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile. Actually, a car, a train, an airplane, or a flying ice cream truck is fine, but a bus will work.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't read ANY of the TWILIGHT books or watch the movie religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattinson, the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are one of the 5 percent who would grab some popcorn, a camcorder and yell "DO A BACKFLIP!!!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time you hear a High School Musical 1 and/or 2, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney Channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.

High School was a wannabe musical and was the worst Disney movie ever made. Disney did not learn from their mistake and not only did they create sequels, but also came up with Hannah Montana and Camp Rock. If you think that Disney made a huge mistake by creating the High School Musical series, Hannah Montana, and Camp Rock, copy and paste here.

If you think Disney should start making GOOD MOVIES and CARTOON MOVIES (not CGI) again, put this on your profile.

If you want the actors and celebrities of Hollywood to be smarter and better role models, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

I suffer from Hype Aversion, a deliberate refusal to watch/read/listen/play something new because it is popular and everyone keeps talking about it. If this statement sounds like you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a pairing you would LITERALLY fight to the death for it to happen, copy this into your profile.

If you, like me, think that SpongeBob and Sandy should be together, copy and paste this into your profile.

SpongeBob isn't gay! He has an obvious crush on Sandy and she likes him too. They deserve each other! If you are one of the people who agrees with this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the Patrick and Mindy pairing, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Squidward is lonely and needs a girlfriend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dislike slash and prefer unique and/or believable pairings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Nicktoons, add this to your profile.

If you have an unhealthy obsession with anything, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you LOVE cartoons and you aren't afraid to admit it, copy this in your profile!

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen back in your chair before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and...wait...what was I saying?

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're very forgetful, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever written stuff on your car windows when they're covered in condensation, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door copy this to your profile.

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, bloodsuckingpirates, fantasyfan7, Kartoonfanatic, CatSword

If you're single, then paste this in your profile.

If you are disgusted by mankind's dependence on mobile phones, copy and paste this into your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile...

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Racism is wrong and never fails to destroy people in the long run. We are all children of God and in that aspect we are the same, even if we look different. If you are against racism, copy and paste this in your profile.

A black man walked into a bar and the white barman said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love your country America, paste this in your profile.

If you think that the government should keep “One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27, 2006, just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
and I get how Rock can beat Scissors,
but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.
Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile?
Why the heck can't Paper do this to Scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't Paper do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly
suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody.
A Rock would tear that motha up in about 2 seconds.
When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

If you believe that poor ol' Scooby-Doo should STOP being resurrected, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to hurt a TV show antagonist in ways too disturbing to tell to children, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever disliked an episode of a series because the main character becomes so hated or misunderstood in that episode's plot, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to console a cartoon character when they re feeling sad, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought that your substitute teacher was some person the real teacher pulled off the street to cover for them at a bad time, copy and paste this into your profile.

Tom. Sylvester. Maximus. Cat(Dog). Katz. Fluffy. Lucifer. If you think that cats are ALWAYS portrayed as the bad guy and should get to be the hero for once, copy and paste this into your profile. Avenge Garfield!

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile.

If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy the copy and paste feature, show your appreciation by copy and pasting this into your profile.

If your curious to find out who started this whole phase thing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know that when people make up sentences and ask others to copy and paste them into your profile, they are technically sending chain mail and that chain mailing is illegal? Now, to add to the hypocrisy, copy this into your profile!

100 percent of these copy and paste statistics are false. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. (Wait, but then how do I know this is true? MINDCRUSH.)

Special thanks to Kartoonfanatic for all these copy-and-paste messages.

Shippings:

Kazuki and Yu from Comic Party

SpongeBob and Sandy from SpongeBob

Shinji and Asuka from Neon Genesis Evangelion

Patrick and Mindy from SpongeBob

Simon and Yoko from Gurren Lagann

Finn and Flame Princess from Adventure Time

Jake and Lady Rainicorn from Adventure Time

Natsumi and Giroro from Sgt. Frog