It's too far out of her way and she's wasting so much money, but Lily can't help but return to the bookstore every weekend, where her passion for good literature has, perhaps, been unexpectedly reignited by the messy-haired, pun-making, rather handsome bloke who works there.

Hermione and Draco get partnered up in a Muggle Studies project about parenting, when something horrible goes wrong and their project becomes more involved then either of them bargained for. **First Place Winner of Summer 2016 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Fluffy/Humor Fic** **Nominated for #SomethinWicked16 Dramione Fanfiction Awards for Best Potion/Spell Accident Fic**

What becomes after a midnight meeting by an obscure statue? Hermione and Ginny find themselves in another slash. Smut in every chapter. Rated M for language, mature themes, and all that good stuff. Jun 21, 2020 update: fuck transphobes!

Cho is tired of wishing, and after losing to Gryffindor in Quidditch, she decides to take matters into her own hands. Ginny is frustrated at first, then surprised, then...

Hermione wakes up the day after Graduation tied up with no memory of how she come to be that way. she's envisioned this situation before but what will she do now that she is actually in it? sometimes reality isn't as fun as the fantasy. WARNING! - contains references to 'tentacle rape' and plant sex (if thats even a thing?)

I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I'm done. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC

Hermione has a series of vivid dreams about Draco Malfoy after taking anti-malarial medication. Can she reconcile the real Draco with the one she sees when she sleeps?

While returning from a party, Harry and Hermione stumble upon one of Hogwarts' best kept secrets. They're trapped in this Closet and they can't escape...not like they'd want to. ONE-SHOT

Harry and Hermione are horny, and alone, in a tent, and Ron is gone, and what else are they supposed to do, anyway? It's not like there's Horcruxes to find or anything. SMUTTY AS HELL. oneshot.

There was a reason why Hermione preferred to think everything through before acting. Spontaneity just gets you into all kinds of trouble. Same goes for Slytherins. Post-DH, Draco/Hermione

Lucius Malfoy has left a rather surprising will: if Draco works for Hermione for one year, both he and S.P.E.W. will inherit thirty million galleons. Of course, they might kill each other first... Not epilogue compliant. HG/DM.

...sometimes, I wonder if it's possible to seduce someone into becoming good. I mean, if you try hard enough, and you have enough sex appeal, I bet you could... Hmm, a new defense technique...I'm a genius! I wonder if anyone else has thought of this!

One-Shot. Not part of the WWSHD universe, but contains similar themes. Harry throws a bachelor party for Bill Weasley... and what's a bachelor party without entertainment?

The Bill Fleur wedding bring some changes in the Burrow. What will cause the visitors in the Burrow's bedrooms? WeasleyCest. One Shot.