HEY GUYS

This is just a bit about me...

- What is your favourite books?
Poison Study. I have read it a million times even though I don't normally read books twice.

- Your favourite Anime/Manga?
It just has to be Death Note. It's second to NONE!

- Now who’s your Favourite Author?
Maria V. Snyder Ohhh or maybe Lucy Christopher I JUST DON'T KNOW!!

- So where do you live?
England. And I’m proud. (even though the weather does suck)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE :

1. We have cookies

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

3. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough* *cough*

4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

5. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

6. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

7. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

~Facts~Of~Life~

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you MELONS … you might be dyslexic

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

I'm not random, I just have many thought- OH! A SQUIRREL!

~Things~To~Consider~

· If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

· What disease did cured ham have?

· Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?

· Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

· Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

· Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

· If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?

· What colour hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?

· How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?

· When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?

· How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

· Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

· How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?