Oh gosh I hate these things with a passion. I'm always at a complete loss of what to say, then I end up cluttering it with incomplete and entirely random thoughts. I'm going to try now, and you can tune out whenever you see fit.

ABOUT ME:

My name is Gwendolynne, but I'd prefer you either call me Gwen or LittleMissDementorsKiss. I'm Diabetic. If I type and post something that has totally crappy grammar/spelling, please just assume that my sugar was high. If something makes you think I was on an acid trip when I wrote it, or if it ends up going on tangents, it was probably written on a low (there are only two things a diabetic can't eat: poison, and cookies... made with poison. http:///LFIVVHQod5o) I am Roman Catholic and proud. For those who have read Scott Westerfeld's So Yesterday, I am currently involved in SHIFT. For those who have not read Scott Westerfeld's So Yesterday, I am currently invovled in SHIFT. I write in a combination of American spelling and 'the rest of the English speaking world AKA correct' spelling. Yoghurt always has an H. Pyjamas sometimes has a Y. Most 'U is optional' words are spelled with the U (Colour, flavour, humour, favourite, behaviour) Chips can either mean crisps or fries, depending on my mood. Biscuits aren't cookies, they're 'biscuits and gravy' biscuits.
Don't hate, appreciate!

MUSIC:

I am a complete Harrry Potter Nerd. I love love LOVE WRock. My iPod holds a ton of it. My sister says it's a waste of money; I say it's art.
I have a bit of everything on my iPod. Yes, I'm a contradicting soul, going from the Newsboys' He Reigns to Green Day's Horseshoes and Hand Grenades to Josh Groban's So She Dances in a row without pauses and thinking nothing of it. My friend's hate it when I play Hocus Pocus by Focus, but c'mon--even the name is epic. So what if it's got a bit of yodeling. I love most 90s punk, especially Cute Is What We Aim For.
I am an un-fan of anything Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus (How is it that someone with two personalities doesn't even have one?), Jonas Brothers, or Justin Beiber (who stole the Cartigans' Lovefool, by the way http:///I9zpnLBtwwg vs. http:///jJi-OMaOptc)

BOOKS

I am a big reader. I love Harry Potter (which, though already established, I felt was in need of reiteration), The Mortal Instruments Series, The Forest of Hands and Teeth, the Hunger Games, and a whole bunch of other books and series that I may list later, but don't feel like typing at the moment. I generally like Vivian Vande Velde and Michael Crichton(A nut by any other name would smell like feet). I'm basically a big Sci-fi and Fantasy fan, and pretty much love anything post-apocolyptic. I absolutely DESPISE Twilight. If you like it, don't discuss it with me unless you are ready for a HUGE rant about all of the various discrepancies and overall stupidities of the series. I don't particularly like James Patterson because James Patterson writes like a tweenager with Korsakoff's and a supiriority complex and then is praised for it.

MOVIES:

This is one of the few categories in which you will not hear me SQUEEEE about Harry Potter. I enjoy most of the movies, but I am not fond enough of them to SQUEEEE about them. I love Monty Python and the Holy Grail, PotC, and Disney's version of The Sword and the Stone. I liked Season of the Witch, The Last Mimzy, and several others that for some reason are connected to these two in my mind. I also like several Made-for-TV movies, specifically The Librarian series. Also, Batman: The Movie.

TELEVISION:

I like Merlin, Criminal Minds (mostly because of Reid), Lie to Me, Supernatural, and Glee (though I'd love to point out that I am NOT a Gleek, but rather a very versitile starkid) I also have a cruel tendancy to fall in like with shows that are cancelled before they ran dry, like The Listener, Ask Rhod Gilbert, The Middleman, Moonlight, Crusoe, Firefly, Kyle XY, The IT Crowd, and Mental. The middleman was my favorite out of all of those, and if I had to chose only one to bring back that would be it. But then again... The Listener had a horrible horrible horrible "last" episode, only because they were planning on another season so they left it as the cliffhanger of the friggin' century. Grrrrrrr! WHAT HAPPENED TO TOBY'S MOM!!!
I'm positively obbsessed with Doctor Who. Can someone PLEASE review Dress and Tie (See below) I don't like Rose, though. I actually don't like most of the companions, but I really, really don't like Rose. Martha was OK. Amy is sometimes awesome and sometimes annoying.. Donna is great. Catherine Tate is epic, though, so that tilts the scales in Donna's favor. I don't really actually ship Doctor Who at all. In fanfiction I write Amy/11 because if the Doctor got together with any of his companions I think it should be her. However, if that actually did happen I'd be annoyed. Again, I hate Rose. A lot. Very very very much.
In addition to Doctor Who, I enjoy a lot of other British TV shows. I like The Hour and Bedlam (which I watch on BBC America) and many panel shows like Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Would I Lie to You, and Big Fat Quiz of the Year (which are not availible on BBC America)

SONGFICS:

I have written a few songfics and inspired-by-song-fics. Here are the links to youtube videos of these songs. I try to find lyric videos.

Safe Ride by Cute Is What We Aim For: http:///k1bj_CiLiHM

Dress and Tie by Darren Criss and Charlene Kaye: http:///uXUyooZxfnw

Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson (fic: RockABye): http:///hKCGBv65w_M