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Author has written 6 stories for Glee, and Office. "And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose." - Romans 8:28 This basically translates to: My fictionpress account is also under this name: Favorites: Books: Hector and the Search for Happiness, Elegance of the Hedgehog, The 39 Clues, A Thousand Splendid Suns, and many more that I just can't remember. Movies: The Children's Hour, My Name Is Khan (so good!), Enchanted, Kirikou and the Sorceress, Spirited Away (and just about any Miyazaki film) Musicals: Wicked, Rent, Next to Normal, Les Mis, Putnam County Spelling Bee, Aida, Lion King, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog! (I could go on and on) TV Shows: Moonlighting, Glee, The Office, Pushing Daisies, Scrubs, Monk Characters: Agnes (Moonlighting), Brittany and Becky (Glee), Angela and Dwight (The Office), Olive (PD), Carla (Scrubs), Penny (Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog) Parings: Some awesome quotes: "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.” ~ Dr. Seuss “I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.” ~ Dr. Seuss Well behaved women seldom make history. ''It all comes down to what I want versus what's expected of me.'' Cast all your anxieties on him, because he cares for you. 1 Peter "We're forced to bed, But we're free to dream" Gord Downie Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Albert Einstein [in the conference room with two phones on the table] Michael Scott: Now Jim is going to be the client, Dwight you are going to have to sell to him without being [reading Dwight's performance review] aggressive, hostile or difficult. Let's go! Dwight Schrute: Alright. Fine. [picks up phone] Brring, bring. Jim Halpert: [picks up] Hello? Dwight Schrute: Hello this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. Jim Halpert: Well that's great because I need paper. Dwight Schrute: Excellent then you are in luck because we have a limited time offer only on everything! Jim Halpert: Wow this is my lucky day. Michael Scott: [whispering to Dwight] Ask him his name. Dwight Schrute: What is your name, sir? Jim Halpert: I am Bill Butlicker. Dwight Schrute: Really, that's your real name? Jim Halpert: How dare you? My family built this country by the way! Michael Scott: Be respectful, Dwight. Please. Dwight Schrute: Yes, Michael. Jim Halpert: Could you hold on one second that's my other line. Hello? [laughing] Yeah I'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman. He's so dumb. Probably just gonna keep him on the line forever and not buy anything. Michael Scott: [after Dwight looks over at him] It's up to you to change his mind. Jim Halpert: Sorry that was a.. family emergency. Dwight Schrute: Oh no, what's wrong. Jim Halpert: You know what? That's private. Michael Scott: Boundaries, Dwight! Come on! Dwight Schrute: I'm sorry Mr. Butlicker. As I was saying, we are having-- Jim Halpert: I'm sorry you're going to have to speak up a little bit louder I'm hard of hearing. Michael Scott: He's hard of-- He's an old man. Dwight Schrute: As I was saying, right now-- Jim Halpert: You're gonna have talk louder. Dwight Schrute: Ok. Our prices have never been lower-- Jim Halpert: Son you have to talk louder. Dwight Schrute: Never been lower!-- Jim Halpert: LOUDER, SON! Dwight Schrute: BUTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!-- Michael Scott: Stop it! [whispering] That is totally inappropriate! You never yell at the client! You never yell at the client. Jim Halpert: Now you listen to me, sir. Michael Scott: Here we go. Jim Halpert: The three words I would describe you as is aggressive, hostile and definitely difficult! I'm irate right now! Dwight Schrute: Mr. Butlicker!-- I have to put you on with my boss. Michael Scott: Hello this is Michael Scott, regional manager. Jim Halpert: Well this is William M. Butlicker. Michael Scott: Hello Mr. Butlicker, how may we help you? Jim Halpert: Michael I like the sound of your voice. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy one million dollars worth of paper products today. Michael Scott: [covering mic] See how it's done? Thank you very much sir I don't think you'll regret it. Dwight Schrute: You are the master! Jim Halpert: There is one condition, Michael. You have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly. Dwight Schrute: Don't do it Michael. Michael Scott: It's a million dollar sale... |