SKurtHEvans
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Joined 11-11-10, id: 2612275, Profile Updated: 07-09-12
Author has written 2 stories for Glee.

Things I Believe:

Homophobia is wrong and horrible and so many other things. I can't understand how people can treat others so horribly because of who they love. Does it affect you? No. You don't have the power to take away their basic rights. Let people love who they want to.

Supernatural is the best show on television right now. All of the leading actors are wonderful, the storyline is interesting, and they managed to survive the Apocalypse and still come up with a decent storyline. Impressive.

Glee, although not always the most consistent, is pretty damn amazing. In particular, Chris Colfer. You say something against Chris Colfer, I might hurt you. I'm serious. That man is incredibly talented and strong and wonderful and he doesn't deserve it. However he does deserve an Emmy. Several Emmys. A shower of Emmys.

Also, Kurt and Sam will be together by the end of this season. That is all.

My Livejournal in which I will also be posting stories and rants and other wonderful things. Check it out.

And also... Tumblr. Yeah, be afraid. Not really, but whatevs.

What I Currently Do in My Free Time:

-Write

-Stress about school

-Bitch about Latin homework

-Troll Tumblr like a boss

-RP. All the freaking time. It's a sickness.

Finished Stories:

The Epic True Impending Love Story of Fishlips and Ladyface: After moving to Lima, Ohio, Sam Evans was prepared to hate his new life: cliched school, a promise to a new friend to join two conflicting extracurricular activities, and a fierce Pre-Calculus class. The one good he could find was a countertenor by the name of Kurt Hummel who slowly turned all of the negatives of William McKinley High School to positives and made Sam fall for him along the way.

*NOTE*
For The Epic True Impending Love Story of Fishlips and Ladyface, Fanfiction.net will not allow me to type the full chapter titles for some of the chapters, so here they all are:
Chapter One- In Which Sam is in Danger of Death by Sylvester
Chapter Two- In Which Finn Really is a Massive Idiot
Chapter Three- In Which Sam Doesn't Understand McKinley
Chapter Four- In Which Sam's Arm Causes Problems
Chapter Five- In Which Sam is Introduced to a Wide Array of Cliched Characters and Sings to Them
Chapter Six- In Which Sam Spites His Best Friend and Blaine is Poisoned
Chapter Seven- In Which Pre-Calculus is Stupid
Chapter Eight- In Which Finn Explains His Living Arrangements
Chapter Nine- In Which Kurt Wears a Skirt
Chapter Ten- In Which Sam is Jealous of a Hat
Chapter Eleven- In Which Sam's Crush is Not an Alien Transvestite From the Planet Transsexual
Chapter Twelve- In Which a Quest for Graph Paper Distresses Sam Greatly
Chapter Thirteen- In Which Blaine Announces His Move
Chapter Fourteen- In Which Sam is an Avatar
Chapter Fifteen- In Which the Evans are Introduced to the Lima Football Scene
Chapter Sixteen- In Which Mercedes Goes to Nerdier Pastures
Chapter Seventeen- In Which Quinn Has a Favor to Ask
Chapter Eighteen- In Which Kurt's Jazz is Hot

Chapter Nineteen- In Which Sam Doesn't Give Up On Kurt
Chapter Twenty- In Which Puck Plays With a Three Year Old
Chapter Twenty One- In Which Finn is No Jonathan Groff, but Jesse St. James is
Chapter Twenty Two- In Which Sam Tells Quinn to Mind Her Own Business
Chapter Twenty Three- In Which Sam Again is Rocky Horror
Chapter Twenty Four- In Which Skinny Jeans Will Be the Death of Sam
Chapter Twenty Five- In Which Sam Continues to Chicken Out
Chapter Twenty Six- In Which Sam Becomes a Torso to Cry On
Chapter Twenty Seven- In Which Blaine Apologizes in Advance for His Shenanigans
Chapter Twenty Eight- In Which the Evans Continue to Disappoint
Chapter Twenty-Nine- In Which Puckzilla is No More
Chapter Thirty- In Which the First One is the Worst One
Chapter Thirty-One- In Which Sam Discovers a New Use for Lockers
Chapter Thirty-Two- In Which Sam Does a Crappy Job of Hiding
Chapter Thirty-Three- In Which Rachel Admits Defeat
Chapter Thirty-Four- In Which Billy is Imaginary
Chapter Thirty-Five- In Which Sam is Under the Table
Chapter Thirty-Six- In Which the Navigator is Accessorized
Chapter Thirty-Seven- In Which Flailing is Not an Appropriate Dance Move
Chapter Thirty-Eight- In Which They're On in Five
Chapter Thirty-Nine- In Which Sam Has the Time of His Life
Chapter Forty- In Which Baby is Not Cold Outside
Chapter Forty-One- In Which Puck is Devious
Chapter Forty-Two- In Which Blaine Got It All Along
Chapter Forty-Three- In Which It is Mostly Blaine's Fault
Chapter Forty-Four- In Which Sam Finally Gets What He Wants

One Week: "It had been exactly seven days since Kurt had decided that he was mad at me and I couldn't tell you why. It's not a secret or anything. Truth is, I don't know why."

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The Epic True Impending Love Story reviews
The Epic True Impending Love Story of Fishlips and Ladyface-After moving to Lima, Ohio, Sam Evans was prepared to hate his new life, but with the fierce countertenor, Kurt Hummel, at his side, he found the good and fell in love along the way.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 31,764 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
One Week reviews
"It had been exactly seven days since Kurt had decided that he was mad at me and I couldn't tell you why. It's not a secret or anything. Truth is, I don't know why."
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete