I guess I should write stuff about myself.

I love to cuss! You'll see that every one of my stories is rated M for that, plus I'm a pervert. :D

Some other things about me... hmmm...

I absolutely do not watch Naruto in english, when I do watch it; it's in Japanese. I follow the manga, I don't go by what the anime says or does.

Some other anime/mangas/movies/tv shows/books I love, and hope to write about; Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, King Arthur, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Star Wars.

I'm NOT a fan of the whole; your original character is a super powerful ninja, that's super awesome, and better than most; or someone from the real world becomes a ninja in the Naruto world. Doesn't work for me.

Don't talk to me about Kakashi, I will seriously cry.

I wish Liam Neeson was my bodyguard. No one would mess with me!

PLEASE review my stories. It would mean a lot!

Give me a reason to keep writing! :D

Thanks! :D

(UPDATE!)

Guys, I work, go to college, have to help my parents with my younger siblings. All that plays into why these stories take foreverrrr to come out.

As of 3/25/15 I'm working on the next chapter for my Naruto story and two lemons.

My Naruto story, naturally takes the longest to type. So expect at least a two/three month period between chapters. (Or years... apparently.)

Buggy and Smoker are the current lemons I'm working on. Also, I know how much you guys want a Kizaru story - I SWEAR I will write one!

Be sure to let me know of any One Piece (preferably unusual) characters you want a lemon of.

I have a list of names of the requested saved on my computer. So just let me know who and they'll go on it. :)

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

There is no sin except stupidity. - Oscar Wilde

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. - W.C Fields

English - Who needs that? I'm never going to England! - Homer Simpson

I generally avoid temptation, unless I can't resist it. - Mae West

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. - Rite Rudner

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Ed Furgol

Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get me!

You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us.