Took a test to see if I'm insane. THE RESULTS ARE IN! XD

Paranoid:Highmore info forumSchizoid:Moderatemore info forumSchizotypal:Highmore info forumAntisocial:Lowmore info forumBorderline:Lowmore info forumHistrionic:Highmore info forumNarcissistic:Moderatemore info forumAvoidant:Moderatemore info forumDependent:Lowmore info forumObsessive-Compulsive:High

URL of the test: http:///misc/personality_disorder_
URL for more info: http:///disorder/index.html

So, thats... 4 high, 3 moderate, and 3 low...
THATS A GOOD SIGN! XD

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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself a fool
- William Shakespeare

I live halfway between reality and theater at all times. And I was born this way.
- Lady GaGa
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Memorable RPG moments...

Weather they are funny, sad, or just plain cool, these are my dedications to someone the most interesting RPG scenes...

1/ ANIMANIACS

"Will and Sam tried not to laugh, they failed. Sam Finaly said "H-hi, L-l-lu-" She the burst into a laughing fit

Will tried not to laugh to so he could coment on the sparkes but laughed before he could.

Lizz looked up from her tiny canarie prospective "HI!" "

Mind you, Lucas is a very macho panther turned into a pink sparkly pony.

"Tom, Chief, and Otto read the forum and found their friends? But they didn't read too far, because Tom said,

"hey gu-what the heck!? Am I in the wrong forum!? I see Pinky-pie from the My Little Pony show!"

Chief sighed and told him,

"That character doesn't have wings."

"oh... Then who IS that?" "

Poor Lucas. XD Gets mistaken for a much awesomer charecter. XDD

" "IIIIII know I say something here. One sec." Cathy grinned, and then pulled a script out of virtually nowhere, then shreaded it.

"Yup. Knew it." Cathy smirked and jumped on Val's shoulders and pulled her hair like they were horse reins.

"Giddiyup, horse! Oh and, while your at it, will you hand the map to the tall dude with the slacks?"

Val's eyes lit up like flames. "NO ONE. TOUCHES. MY. HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She pulled out a giant lawnmower and began chasing Cathy with it furiously. "I wonder what you look like in a million pieces?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yakko blinked. "Um...backing away now."

See, I told you you would make a great villian.

(Val aims bazooka at my face)

BACKING AWAY NOW!!

Cathy smirked, and just stood there.

"Remember? I'm the crazy girl from the big white room... Errr, the house down the street." Cathy grinned, then jumped up on the lawn mowers head, "Ooooh, did ya name it big red?"

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"

"Yeah, I was talking about you. " Cathy gave a sarcastic tone and voice. Then said, in her own original tone, " No, I was talking about the lawn mower!"

Yakko snickered and Val's eyes narrowed. "Okay I'm done playing around." She then stuffed crazy Cathy into a cannon and shot her to Uranus. (g'night everybody)

"Now if you would be so kind as to give me the map..."

"Not gonna happen. Although a trade could be in order..."

Val raised a brow. "What kind of trade?"

Yakko wiggled his brows. "Say, I give you the map and you give me a kiss?"

"Ew." Val stuffed him in a cannon and shot him to Uranus with Cathy.

He landed and waved at Cathy. "Sup?" "

They fight like sisters. XD

"Val blinked."Apparently not since I am turning around slowly to see who it is..." she turned around to face the stranger. Cathy smirked, and then sang teasingly, "Moneys always look" Val rolled her eyes."I'm sure I deserved that the way Cathy,there's a slug on your head." "COOL! I'll name it Bob." Cathy said, and skipped around, thinking there really is a slug on her head. "

x3 Another of their sister moments.

" Mary knocked at the watertowers door. "Hello?" Her soothing voice called out, "Im here to bring the warners to their lessons with doctor scratchansniff." She stood at the door, waiting for it to open.

With that she fell through trap door to wear The Warners Disneys and Rockets were.

"HELLOOOOOOOOOO P-SHYCIRATRIST NURSE!" Will bellowed as He saw mary

Sam then coughed somthing that sounded like pig

Will glanced at her he shruged and said "Sew me"

Mary blinked, "Ok... Does he do this all the time?" She asked Sam.

Meanwhile, Dr.Scratchy was late, because he had a flat tire. Again. As he called the towman, he thought about the new employee. "Poor her. She has to deal with..." Sratchy shuddered. "

Marys first appearance. Ever. HEEEELLLOOOO MARY! XD

2/ *STILL WAITING. XD*

OC's

1. Mary (Animaniacs)

2. Sheik (X-Men Evolution)

3. Cathy (Animaniacs)

4. Elka (Sonic)

5. Star (X-Men Evolution)

6. Lucas (Animaniacs)

7. NO IDEA. AJDSFNAKSDJCNLKADMCKLASJDNFMKALSDNFK;ASJDFMASD- (World blows up.)

8. Neonia *N3on* Lights (Sonic)

9. Fallen Angel (X- Men Evolution)

10. Jojo (X- Mne Evolution)

1 wakes you up in the middle of the night

Me: Ugh... Mary... Why?

Mary: (Points to Tornado) I dont think we're in Burbank anymare...

3 walks into bathroom while you are showering:

Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK (Hisses in fright)

Cathy: (Already out of bathroom)... Scarred...for life... (Shudders)

9 made fun of your freinds:

Fallen Angel: ( Tearing up) IIIIIIMMMMM SOOOOORRRRRRYYYY!!!!!

Me: (Eating Fallen Angels wings) I hope you hurt!!!!!!

Fallen Angel:

2 cerial killers are after you, what will1 do:

Mary: (Calling 911, FBI, and Will {A freinds OC. :P Congrats, Skyhigh! Your on mah profile now!})

Me: O.O

You are on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg:

Sheik: I go on vacation?

Me: AHHHH!!!!!! I'm bleeeeedddinng!!!!-

Sheik: Yeah, yeah... We know. Get over your paper cut!

Its your birthday, and 3 gives you:

Me: Oh... Yay... a... Thing

Cathy: i knew you would like the tag that pens me in to the crazy home!

Me: (Is getting carried away by the men in their white coats)

Your stuck in a house thats on fire! Four does:

Elka: MY NEEEEEWWWW FREIIINNNNDD!!!!!!

Me: (Writing a will{And there you are again, skyhigh... Now I'll have to add Ani here somehow..})

Your about to do something that will embarrass you, 5:

Star: I dont think... you should do that...

Me: Fine... BUT I WANT COOKIES IF I CANT DO IT!!!

You compete in a turnamete, 9 cheers you up by:

Fallen Angel: ... Atleast you know you'll win every last place?

Me: (Claws out Fallen Angel' eyes) Meanie.

You cant stop laughing, 10 does:

Jojo: (Blows up my foot) Stop laughing. It wasnt that funny.

Me: But... Fallen Angel... Butt... Bomb... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Jojo: -.-

Your dating 1 and he she invites you to meet his her parents:

Me: Umm... dont you mean Will?

Mary: (Nods{AGAIN?!?!?!?!?Man, I must have been like, I dunno, crazy that day...XD})

2 loves 1 as well, what does that mean:

Me: O.o Man... Will and Tom arent gonna be happy campers... {AGAIN! Now, Imma just count see how much times I bring cameos in. so now its 4}

You got a new haicut and 6 cant stop looking at you, that means:

Lucas: Your hair...-.-' its... rainbow...

Me: (Flips air LIKABOSS) :3DD

1 seems to be a playah, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: (Pin "Mary" To a wall) WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MARY!!!!

2 thinks that he or she will never get a girl boyfriend. You:

Me: Sheik... You already have a guy... -.-

What would 4 do if they were caught with a DUI?

Officer: *stops car, 4 rolls down window* Hello ma- WHAAAAAA?

Elka: Eh heh eh heh... That juice tasted funny... Eh heh heh eh heh heh heh...

6 is going to college!

Mary: Finally.

Lucas: HEY!

Mary: I should be able to say that. Your twenty and still live off of me and your imaginary buisness.

Lucas: That hurt.

Who would 1 bring with on an island?

Mary would bring Will (5!) or Keenan (OK, theeeeerres Ani. :D)

2 finds out that she has children:

She already knows that. -.-'

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Heh... JOKE

Aaanyways, it's probably cause...

7... 8... 9? BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- (This couldn't be finished because I was shot.)

8 and 4 get paired up. Your response:

... No. Just- No.

9, 10, and 5 all pair up against 6. Does 6 stand a chance?

I dunno... That be a pretty cool fight, though Fallen Angel would bail when she got the chance. XD She doesn't like Star very much.

Your you chosen MOVIE SOUNDTRACK!

CREDITS- Pokemon Theme Song

INTRO- Sk8r boi by Avril Lavinge

FIGHT SCENE- Girl Fight by whomever sings it.

ROMANCE- Now I See the Light from Tangled

PROM- High School Never Ends by whomever sings it

FINAL FIGHT SCENE- Eye of the Tiger by whomever sings it

My poetry corner (:DD)

A sparrows song,

Can do no wrong.

It fills the sole with happyness.

OK, Most people know me for my RPGs soooo, heres the link! :DD

http://www.fanfiction.ws/myforums/Menacing_Kitten/2597341/

YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (All of the above) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. TOTAL: 12/26

YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love skirts. Cats are better than dogs. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink.Go to your mom for , yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours. You hate wearing the colour black. You like hanging out at the shopping center. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelery. Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body perfume. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like being the star of every thing. (Heh, I am the QUEEEN of spot-light stealing.) TOTAL: 3/23

It's kinda creepy... Cause I'm a girl... O.o

OK, stealing this idea from Ani (XD YOUR FAMOUS ANIMANIZANNY!) about listing my chars from favorite to least. But I changed it so it wouldn't be plagiarizing. XD

1/ SONIC OCS...

1. Elka: Elka is a hyper active bubbly furture girl whom came from the time Ilibis was around. So, therefore, she has not had some of the stuff that they have in mobias at this current time. :D

Freinds of ELKA:

Charmy- She follows him around as a companion, mainly because he's the only kid she knows her own age.

Knuckles- Shes related to him. 'Nuff said. (distantly, but still. XD)

Manic- Related to him (distantly). 'Nuff said.

Lists just about every sonic charecter except Saffron*

Dislikes of ELKA:

Saffron- XD Elka, as she likes to put it, "I think she's just a big ol' pack of meanie head!" If in eye sight of each other, they will never stop bickering...

2. Doctor "Vanessa" Mikswern: She's just bad a. XD

Friends of DOCTOR:

Does it really matter? *no.*

Enemies of DOCTOR:

Anyone in the way of letting her complete a mission.

3. Neonia: DJ at N!ghtz, and can pull a giant but gun out of her shirt because of the inside pockets she made. XD And how is it possible? I have no clue.

2/ ANIMANIACS *coming soon*

A = French kisser
B = Good kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like
E = Crazy as heck
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Crazy as heck
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVER!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell them what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone

N= Cool Person (Hmm... She has a bad temper... Dunno what they mean.. XD)
E= Crazy as Heck (AMEN! )
O= Different (Hm... Thats actually pretty accurate.)
N= Cool Person (ALREADY EXPLAINED! )
I= Everyone's Best Freind (Not Doctors.)
A= French Kisser (O.O' Not commenting.)

E= Crazy as Heck (Yeah... I guess so. XD 5 year olds are crazy.)
L= Beautiful eyes (You mean, ADORABLE! )
K= Crazy (Wow... She's getting that a lot.)
A= French Kisser (O.O)

M= Very good kisser (XDD)
A= French Kisser (She has a lot of stuff to do with kissing... O.O')
R= Beautiful/Handsome (OK...)
Y= Can Be Funny And Dumb At The Same Time (XD Thats funny.)

ME NEXT! :DD

K= Crazy
I= Everyone's Best Friend
T= Easy To Fall In Love With (D'AWWW!)
T= Easy To Fall In Love With
Y= Can Be Funny And Dumb At The Same Time

And now for a very special somepony:

B= Good Kisser (O.O' ... Awkward. XD)
U= Will make you laugh till your sides burst (Yes. Yes. :3)
N = Cool person (Yup.)
N = Cool person
Y= Can Be Funny And Dumb At The Same Time (Well, sort of... When he's being awkwardly adorable. :3)

OK, Here's whats going to happen: I have to write a short paragraph, to fit the plots that a plot generator gives me. The paragraphs must stay on track of the plot, and still be interesting. I must finish the story, yet still keep it a paragraph. Oh, and, I have to use OCs. XD

PLOT 1:

The story starts when your protagonist accepts a new job.

Another character is a painter who bites his/her fingernails.

PARAGRAPH 1:

Elka giggled, "Yay! I get to be painter!" She giggled as she painted random objects red. "I hate you, Kitten." Red glared at the sky, then bit his fingernails in nervousness. "Y-Y-Y-You shouldn't do that... " Elka blinked, "Why not?" Red looked out from nervous eyes, "T-T-The police." Elka giggled, "You sure are silly mister!" She smiled as she contenuied to paint. It turned out, that Red was tooken in jail instead because he was the supervisor of the child.

x3 I'll update this when I feel the need. XD

Stereotypes... Oh joy! -.-'

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST not shave. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (By most peeps, I'm normal, but to the wieght chart I am FAT. XD Funny, huh?)I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch. (Not objecting to it. XD)

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm the NEW KID, so I must be AWKWARD. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST live in a teepee.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistakeI DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.

NERD PICKUP LINES:

"Solve for i: 9x-7i less than 3(3x-7u)"

"You fog my spectacles."

"Your chromosomes have combined beautifully."

I just think that they're adorable. :3

RUDE PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET:

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I lost my soul mate one year ago this month, unexpectedly of kidney cancer. I will never forget the fond, loving experiences and memories we shared. Happy Birthday, Aurturo.

2hottie69UNDISPUTED 1 week ago says:

your artificial love of this homosexual fetish you had just ruined this video.

loving another man in that way, is no different than a human loving an animal.

gay sex is no different than consensual bestiality

Aurturi is in hell right now

FEARS I HAVE:

Kovtapyroergasoiphobia (Fear of Fireworks. My dad will light them and I'll run into the house. XD)

Acrophobia (Fear of Hieghts. It's not my biggest fear, but one I've had since forever.)

Astraphobia or Astrapophobia (Fear of thunder and lighting. Dude. Lighting is freaky, and thunder is too loud. Just... Ugh. :/)

Bathmophobia (Fear of stairs. It's not really scary if I've gone down the steps a thousand times, but it's pretty freaky going up stair I don't go up and down often. Cause I mean, what if I fall and break my face?!?)

Catapedaphobia (Fear of jumping from high and low places. Okay, what if I'm jumping from a ledge of a building, to another ledge- and miss. I DIE. DDX)

Climacophobia (Fear of falling downstairs. Already explained, silly nut! XD)

Demonophobia (Fear of demons. If I have to explain why this is a fear of mine... XD)

Enosiophobia or Enissophobia (Fear of having committed an unpardonable sin or of criticism. It depends on from who, however... O.o)

Myctophobia (Fear of darkness. Yes, I do sleep with a light on in my room. -.-)

Necrophobia (Fear of Death or Dead Things. I-I'm not expalining this one. -.-)

Virginitiphobia (Fear of Rape. I'm a girl. 'Nuff said.)

The term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Emmett Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when you spend your whole spring break reading fan fiction getting little to no sleep every night. Crazy is when you usually say everything out-loud before you text/type it out. Crazy is when you talk to yourself when no ones home. Crazy is when you get excited about something, you start to hyperventilate, and can no longer breathe as you dance around the house in ecstasy. Crazy is when you turn your mouse sideways thinking the arrow on the screen will do the same, later you are disappointed. Crazy is when you and your friend have already planned to go to The Hunger Games movie on the day it comes out at the midnight showing, also forcing your other friend along that denies reading the book saying it's stupid. Crazy is running in the hall and acting like you haven't seen that person in 30 years even though you just saw them 5 minutes ago. Crazy is when you can make any innocent light hearted charecter intensely depressing or insane, without changing the personality. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

You are a...

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobiac

(5/10)

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobiac

(1/10 XD)

CHILD OF HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone. (Freetime and at home? Yup.)

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)

You write in diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

(3/10)

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist.

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian. (I only eat cow, chicken, and pig meat wise. I won't eat any others because of I feel horrible knowing that I will eat a cute baby pig. )

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

(2.5/10)

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You’re a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war.

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something.

(4/10)

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You’re the valedictorian in your class. (AHEM, Paige. XD)

You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (I want them... )

(5/10.)

CHILD OF APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight A's in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. (Erm... Not my school books, but I have a journal at home that I draw in!)

(8/10. I expected this. XD)

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun

.Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters

(3/10.)

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

(0/10. Hah. Expected that.)

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every guy/girl swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” (But then again, that's because I'm insane. XD)

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

(2/10.)

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’re inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You’ve never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

(2/10)

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine.

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute..

You have a happy, cheerful disposition.

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food.

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad.

(5/10)

OC HEADCANNONS: Things your too lazy to explain about your own OCs, so you consider them headcannons.

Catherine "Cathy" Nosjack: She hides her russian accent, and it slips out only when she's angry or upset.

Neonia Lights: She smokes due to the fact when she was younger she wanted to impress Vanessa. Now it's a secret addiction.

Vanessa Mikswern: She lost her virginity at 15.

Frederick Cougar: He finds calling a woman a "cougar" as an offensive term, even if the female accepts the word as her labeling.

Sheila: She has a little teddy bear she hides- it's a teddy bear her mother gave to her.

Elka: She tends to perfer everything in paralell, vertacle lines- thus why she always sets her pencil sideways.

Rouge of Hearts: After the murderer cut her crushes head off, she kept her loves jaw as a reminder of him.