Hey guys my name is Holliday, and I am super excited that you decided to visit my profile. Now to tell you all a little about myself:

Occupation: I work in retail. The worst possible job for someone who doesn't like to be touched or to interact with other human beings face-to-face.

Age: I'm 21 guys. I don't act - or look - like it, but believe me. I am 21.

Features: I have really ugly brown hair and brown eyes, but my legs are killer. So I guess that's a plus when your head looks like a giant turd.

Hobbies: Obviously, I love to write. I love reading, as well, although it's been difficult for me to get into reading the last few weeks. I have dabbled in drawing. My poetry is pretty good. And I love to sing, although I'm not very good at it. And I'm an athlete. I love playing sports, and even if I suck at the game and aren't a very big fan of it (like basketball and football), I'll play. Just as long as it's not hockey. Hockey bores me to tears.

I'M A GRAMMAR NAZI. I have a tendency to point out poor grammar to others, even complete strangers. I've made a few comments about grammar in stories I've read, and sometimes I feel like an asshole because of it, but other times I try to ignore that feeling because I can't enjoy a story how I would like to if the grammar is poor.

I'm really a nice person, despite the whole "I despise humans" thing. And the grammar corrections in the middle of conversations. And the fact that if I want to end a conversation, I just stop talking. I don't even say goodbye, guys. I just walk away or stop responding. I feel like a butt sometimes when I do it, but I can't help it. I'm a socially awkward turtle and I need help. I need more friends. So if you don't mind, or care about anything I said above, feel free to message me, because I will always respond to a message.

READING A STORY AND NOT REVIEWING KILLS PUPPIES. How could you guys be so cruel as to not review a story you've read, even if you didn't like it? Constrictive criticism is crucial when it comes to bettering one's talents, and offering that chance to another writer is important. We all have to help one another better ourselves. If we don't do that, what kind of a fandom would we be?

And with all of that said, I hope you guys enjoyed your time on my profile, and also enjoy my stories. Don't forget to review, because seeing that I have views on my stories and not receiving reviews for them upsets me. And it kills puppies! I don't want any puppies to die guys, and I don't think you do, either.

EDIT: I'm engaged, guys! Hooray for me! I'm also moving into my own place at the end of the month and I am super excited. I'm finally acting like an actual adult, and it does terrify me slightly, but I'm really excited to be doing this for myself and my future family.