Hello people of earth!!!!

Well, I'm British and I'm from Wales!! It's an awesome country.

I'm a girl and I'm not very good at writing profiles. Ah well.

My friends all think I'm crazy. They are very right to think so ;)

I have a few nicknames.

Garfield- Because I love to sleep, have ginger hair and I L-O-V-E lasagne!

6-Deamon (6-D)- I dunno why they call me that they just do. I think it's beacuse I'm A Deamon and I'm born on the 6th month of the year, I dunno. It sounds cool. :)

Loca- Because I am _

Mutt- Because I'm on Team Jacob and most of my friends are Team Edward so they call me Mutt.

I have a lotta fave bands.

1. Paramore

2. Linkin Park

3. Hinder

4. Kids In Glass Houses(KIGH)

5. P!nk

6. Lady Gaga

7. Bowling For Soup (BFS)

8. The Pretty Reckless

9. Green Day

10. Christina Aguilera

These are my top ten fave songs (ATM)

1. Lady Marmalade-Mya, P!nk, Lil' Kim, Christina Aguilera

2. Higher-The Saturdays

3. P!nk- Raise Your Glass (I love it, I'm so an underdog!)

4. Linkin Park- The Messenger (I love the message)

5. Linkin Park- Hands Held High

6. Linkin Park( I think you can guess I LOVE Linkin Park)- Bleed It Out

7. We R Who We R- Ke$ha

8. Bowling for Soup- My Wena (I LOVE the vid. It's a girl, dressed as a *ahem* Wena (XD) and it's his dog too. Aww!)

9. Paramore- Ignorance

10. Paramore- Misery Business

I love Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse. Totally Team Wolf pack!!! Damn those guys are hot!!!! I mean Jeez! I am Really more Team Jacob and Team Seth than anything else. I mean one's the hottest one's the cutest!! I mean aren't Boo Boo Stewart and Taylor Lautner the cutest and hottest things you ever saw?!

My fave movies are

1. Eclipse

2. New moon

3. Twilight (Not a lot of Jacob action :( only 3 scenes)

4. Wild Child

5. Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (Kissing in British lol!)

6. Mulan

7. Pocahontas

I didn't really like the end of Breaking Dawn. She makes Jacob seem like some sick pervert. And we all know that our Jacob isn't a THING like that don't we? (This is the point where you say YES and nod madly like a nodding dog.)

I love these couples.

Paul/Jacob (Sub/Dom)

Jacob/Seth (Sub/Dom, Dom/Sub, I don't really mind I just LOVE the pairing :))

Sam/Jacob (Dom/Sub, Sub/Dom)

Seth/Sam (Sub/Dom)

Seth/Jared (Sub/Dom)

Collin/Brady (Sub/Dom, Dom/Sub)

Embry/Quil (Sub/Dom, Dom/Sub)

A new obssession of mine is wrestling. I mean I'm like obssessed. Especially with Randy Orton (

Well there we go! BYE!!

95% of the teenage girls will cry if Bella Swan was at the edge of a cliff ready to jump.

Put this on your profile if you will be from the 5% who will yell "Jump Bitch!!!JUMP!!!"

If you love Jacob Black more than Edward, copy this to your profile!

If you think Jacob is too sexy for his shirt, then copy this to your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Media Player, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing and the chorus of the song
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: Poker Face- The Fame Monster, Lady Gaga

Can't read my

Can't read my

No he can't read my Poker Face

(She's got me like nobody)

Waking Up: Nobody's Home, Avril Lavigne

She wants to go home

But nobody's home

It's where she lies

Broken inside

First Day At School: Fast Fuse, Kasabian

Oh baby I was born

With a Fast Fuse

I got no time to love

And just a city to abuse

Making Your New Best Friend: The Bad Thing, Artic Monkeys

Do The Bad Thing

Take off your wedding ring

But it wont make it that much easier

It might make it worse

Falling In Love: Runaway, Linkin Park

I wanna run away

Never say goodbye

I wanna know the truth

Instead of wondering why

I wanna know the answers, no more lies

I wanna shut the door

And open up my mind

Breaking Up: Easier to run (Live) Linkin Park

It's easier to run

Replacing this pain with something numb

It's so much easier to go

Than face all this pain here all alone

Prom: Hands Open, Snow patrol

With my,

Hands open, and my eyes open

I just keep open

That your heart opens

Graduation: We're All Gonna Die, Slash Feat. Iggy Pop

We're all gonna die

so let's get high

We're all gonna die

so let's be nice

Life's Okay: A place for My head, Linkin Park

I wanna be in another place

I hate when you say you don't understand

I wanna be with the energy

not with the enemy

a place for my head

Death of a Close Friend: Just Dance, Lady Gaga

Just Dance

Gonna okay

Just Dance

Spin that record babe

Mental Breakdown: Ave Mary A, P!nk

Ave Mary A

Where did you go

Where did you go

How did you know to get out of a world gone mad

Flashback: One Step Closer (live) Linkin Park

Everything you say to me

Takes me one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break

I need a little room to breathe

'Cos I'm one step closer to the edge and I'm about to break

Getting Back Together: Ring-A-Ling, Black eyed peas

Yo

A phone go ring-a-ling-ling-ling-ling

'cos the girls want

Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling

Birth of Child: Roll away your stone, Mumford and Sons

Roll away your stone

I'll roll away mine

together we can see

what we will find

Wedding Scene: Paparazzi

I'm your biggest fan

I'll follow you until you love me

Papa-Paparazzi

Baby there's no other superstar

You know that I'll be

Papa-paparazzi

Promise I'll be kind

But I won't stop untill that boy is mine

Baby you'll be famous

Chase you down untill you love me

Papa-paparazzi

Car Accident: This aint a Love song, Scouting for girls

And I'm a little bit lost without you

And I'm a bloody big mess inside

And I'm a little bit lost without you

This ain't a love song this is goodbye

Final Battle: Swarfiga, Kasabian

(no words)

Death Scence: He wasn't Avril Lavigne

He wasn't what I wanted

what I thought no

he wouldn't even open up the door

He never made me feel like I was sepcial

And he isn't really what I'm looking for

Funeral Song: Bad Romance, Lady Gaga

I want your lovin'

And I want your revenge

You and me could write a Bad Romance

I want your lovin'

And all your lover's revenge

You and me could write a Bad Romance

Ohhh caught in a Bad romance

Ohhh caught in a bad romance

End Credits: Shadow of the Day Linkin Park

And the sun will set for you

And the sun will set for you

and the shadow of the day

Will imbrace the world in gray

And the sun will set for you

Deleted Scenes: Starlight, Slash feat Myles Kennedy

Oh starlight

Don't you cry we're gonna make it right before tomorrow

Oh starlight

don't you cry we're gonna find a place where we belong

where we belong

6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue

2. All idiots after reading this will try it

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You are now laughing at your own stupididty

5. You will put this on your profile

6. You still have a stupid smile on your face

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm GINGER, so I MUST have no soul
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I like the sun so I MUST be tanned

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile.

If you have had converstations with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile.

If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have fell down the stairs, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

When you get onto a jumbo airplane, and every seat is filled, there are some statistics most don't know about.Out of the 300 people on the plane, at least ten are gay, two pregnant, six in abusive relationships, four with colds, and two will die in the next year… Scary to think about? I agree.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I wont risk loosing my family and friends.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

The Ten Commandments of a Teenager

1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?)
2. Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer ... not to mention it's cheaper)
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a better selection)
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction causes more damage and why the HELL would you let yourself be arrested ?!?)
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows that Grandma has more money)
6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them)
7. Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off)
8. Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside instead)
9. Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: Better marks)
10. Thou shall not help old people across the street. (Just leave 'em in the middle)

Girls Don't Realize These Things-

I'm sorry,
that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry,
That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry,
That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry,
that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry,
That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry,
That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry,
I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry,
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry,
I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry,
That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry,
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry,
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry,
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry,
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry,
That you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry,
If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all:

I'm sorry,
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry,
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry,
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry,
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry,
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry,
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry,
That I cared

I'm sorry,
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them.

Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

That's just sad. Really sad, people. It's just...wrong. Like, goddamn.

-I have more fictional boyfriends than you do. Beat that!-

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Jacob Black, copy it into your profile!

Ipod Challenge!

1. How does the world see you?

Dream Catch Me by Newton Faulkner (umm...okay...)

2. Will you have a happy life?

Looking up by Paramore (thats a yes then)

3. What do people really think of you?

Secret Alphabets by Kasabian (err, Wow)

4. Do people secretly lust after you?

Miss Nothing by The Pretty Reckless (no comment)

5. How can you make others happy?

Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects (They can tell me their secrets?)

6. How can you make yourself happy?

Fall to pieces by Avril Lavigne (So I don't wanna fall to pieces??)

7. What should you do with your life?

Can't Hold Us Down by Christina Aguilera feat. Lil' Kim (Not let a man push me around?)

8. Will you ever have children?

Let The Fames Begin by Paramore (again...no comment)

9. What is some good advice for you?

Dance All Night by Kids In Glass Houses (hey it makes sense!)

10. What do you think your current theme song is?

Light me Up by The Pretty Reckless (I like the song and kinda works)

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?

Shakin' Hands by Nickleback (Everyone thinks I'm a whore??? Good to know)

12. What song will play at your funeral?

Freak Out by Avril Lavigne (YAY! I love this song)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Feeling Good by Muse ( umm...does that make sense)

14. What is your day going to be like?

Forgotten by Linkin Park (I'll be forgotten?)

15. Why are you here?

Bleed It Out by Linkin Park (doesnt make sense)

16. What will people remember you for?

UFO by Newton Faulkner (what the hell)

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

No One Loves Me Neither Do I by Them Crooked Vultures (Coolio!)

18. What song describes your family?

It's All Your Fault by P!nk (what the...)

19. What song describes your future husband/wife?

Stripped Intro by Christina Aguilera (errr...)

20. What's your favorite song?

Lady Marmalade by Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya and P!nk(Kinda true)

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Roll Away Your Stone- Mumford And Sons

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Girl All The Bad Guys Want- Bowling For Soup (XD)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Lying From You- Linkin Park

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Another Hole In The Head- Nickelback

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
One Step Closer (live)- Linkin Park

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Only Exception- Paramore

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Swarfiga- Kasabian

WHAT IS 22?
Bleed It Out (Live)- Linkin Park

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
My Vietnam-P!nk

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
You Rock My World- Michael Jackson (LOL)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??
Rude Boy- Rihanna

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE??
Club Foot- Kasabian

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I Need Something-Newton Faulkner

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING

Turn It Off- Paramore

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Let's Get Excited- Alesha Dixon

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Breaking The Habit (Live)-Linkin Park

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Impossible- Christina Aguilera

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
West Ryder Silver Bullet- Kasabian

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Mean- P!nk

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Miracle-Paramore

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Ave Mary A-P!nk

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
From The Inside- Linkin Park

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Awake My Soul- Mumford And Sons

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
How Does It Feel- Avril Lavigne

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

That's What You Get- Paramore

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Fire bomb- Rihanna

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
With You- Linkin Park

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Crushcrushcrush- Paramore