Hello there! Welcome to our profile!

First things first, this is a SHARED ACCOUNT. So, don't get worried when you see us referring to ourselves as two people, we most definitely do not have multiple-personality-disorder. The two people sharing this account are Leanne and Carmen, and we're Chinese, hence the Chinese names. We're both thirteen, Carmen is born on 11 July and Leanne on 11 November. We should've called ourselfs the 11s or something. Also, we write using British Englishbecause that's what our damned country follows.

What We Do

We write stories (both multichapters [collab fics between both of us, short stories [Carmen's expertise] and oneshots [Leanne's speciality]).

We beta. (Carmen does beta-ing for English, Chinese, French, German and Spanish stories as she is somewhat proficient in all those languages. Leanne just... writes angsty oneshots.)

We review. (Carmen does the reviewing and fangirling. Leanne doesn't review or favourite authors/stories at all.)

We eat. Omnomnomz.

Leanne. Li Yan.

The publisher and editor.

Sings in a choir.

Writing style: Dialogue. A lot of it.

K-Pop (boys) crazy. Oh my god.

Glee Character She Is Most Like: Quinn Fabray

Hetalia RP Thingy: America

House RP Thingy: Chase (Carmen refers to her as Chase most of the time. It can get irritating, but one gets used to it. -sigh- LOL that sounded like the Queen or something. :X)

Carmen. Jia Min.

The writer and beta-er.

Thinks she can dance.

Writing style: Feelings. FEELINGS. MORE FEELINGS.

Extremely boy-crazy.

Glee Character She Is Most Like: Rachel Berry (Aah you can't make a gold star online...)

Hetalia RP Thingy: Italy

House RP Thingy: House

Our Styles

We write mostly humour together. But essentially, Carmen's style is crack/romance/humour, and Leanne's is angst/tragedy with a hint of horror.

About Our Collab Fics

Exterminio - semi-permanent difficult hiatus, may be continued if we get enough ideas/support

Plane Chaos - slight delay/hiatus, unintended, due to communication difficulties with our co-author, Amber, and lack of ideas/story direction (Will probably be finished before Exterminio)

CARMEN CENTER

My name is Carmen, and I am one half (the sexy one) of boomzgleeks. Of course, there seems to be some contention over this matter, but they're just jealous of my AWESOMENESS, which is more AWESOME than PRUSSIA's AWESOME FIVE METERS. I love Prussia. He's so awesome. I have a crush on a cartoon character. I am so phail.

Anyway, I love Hetalia, but Leanne's kind of outgrown it. HOW can you outgrow hetalia, you traitor?! Yeah, so she's obsessed with Alfred F*cking Jones, blahblahblah, but Prussia deserves the real attention. We should all be Prussians! I'm crazy. I think Spamano is kinda weird, but I LOVE GERITA (like, everybody does), and I like PrusPol and anything with Switzerland in it. I find Austria an annoying aristocratic violin nerd (how dare you make Italy your maid!) and Hungary is sexy, with the frying pan and all. Germany is hawt, durrh! And I love GERMANCEST!

LEANNE CENTRE

Carmen, you git, you spelt 'centre' the American way! ^&@^$#(*! We follow the British rule in English, for gods' sake! Okay, anyways. I'm Leanne, and I'm the CONSTRUCTIVE and HARSH half of boomzgleeks. More than half of the fics in this account are MINE. Carmen needs to write more. K-Pop is my current infatuation, which is why I hardly write for anymore. I write for asianfanfics, because then I can write about my beloved Kyuhyun and Ryeowook and Zhou Mi and Leeteuk and Taemin and Kibum and... okay never mind. I have outgrown Hetalia, House and Glee, so too bad, Carmen. And I'm only updating our profile because I see that Carmen has added a 'Carmen Center', and I'm not willing to not have a 'Leanne Centre' (with the TRE not TER) as well.

I write a lot, as you can see from this paragraph, compared to Carmen. I can write for ages and ages, but I'd rather not, because then I'll get hungry. And no one, I repeat, NO ONE, gets in my way when I'm hungry. I will eat you up if I have to. I most definitely do not like being hungry. Which reminds me of Changmin, sorta. But then again, that's the K-Pop world, that nobody Western knows about, which is super sad because it's AWESOME. Anyways. I am a grammar, spelling, punctuation and vocabulary Nazi, and I will not hesitate to kill you if you do not have sane GSP and vocabulary. Also, if your story format is hard to read and messy, don't even think about me reviewing. I will shut down my computer and try not to faint from the obvious lack of GSP and vocabulary, let alone REVIEW. Thank you very much. I give harsh reviews, but most of the time I keep them to myself because I'm scared of being hated. :X Ah well. As of now, I am heavily disturbed by the messiness of our profile, so I shall tend to that right now. Thank you.

Carmen IS NOW OBSESSED WITH KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN! :D Thanks to iNikkix3. Here's a list of signs that you love Reborn~

You know you're obsessed with Katekyo Hitman Reborn! when...

1. The word extreme makes you think of Ryohei (YES SO YES TO THE EXTREME)
2. Everytime you hear the word Lamborghini you think of our little cow. (XD)
3. Everytime you pass by a pineapple, see a pineapple, or even think of one, you instantly think of Mukuro or Chrome. (Chinese New Year decorations are terrible.)
4. You pay more attention to numbers in real life (i.e. 59, 27, 80, 18, etc.); Whenever you see the numbers, your mind instantly converts them back to character names (Did you know that 96-69 = 27)
5. You have actually found numbers in real life of a Reborn pairing (1869, 8059, etc.)
6. You have atleast one Reborn-related item in your room- whether that be a printed out picture, to doujinshi, to plushies and others. (REBORN! :)
7. Have/thought [about] cosplay[ing/ed] as one of the characters. (But never going to.)
8. You try to learn Italian. (I succeeded. :D )
9. You start wearing more 'mafia'-like clothing. (Ties, vests, fedoras, tonfas) (Um, the ties bit didn't go too well...)
10. Almost every single Reborn OP and ED are/is in your ipod/zune/whatever you use. (Half.)
11. You practically memorized the Namimori anthem
12. You have said 'Kamikorosu' or 'Bite you to death' atleast once. (DO NOT DENY THIS) ; You have a sudden urge to say a teacher you'll bite them to death. (HAHAHAHAHA BITE YOU TO DEATH )
13. You remember the characters ク and フ thanks to Mukuro's Kufufu.
14. When you recently buy a new car and you choose a Reborn-related license plate.
15. You remember your locker combination because it consists of Reborn numbers.
16. You realize that the Reborn numbers is/are part of your phone number[s].
17. When you are reading your history textbook and see Giotto (A realism artist of the 1300s) you keep on thinking he has relationships to the mafia.
18. When you figure out the English-equivalent to Giotto's name (It's Geoffrey, according to the internet.) and laugh. Then go "o_o" (Geoffrey reminds me of that guy from Diary of a Wimpy Kid.)
19. Command your friends to do it with their "DYING WILLLLL" 8D (Do this list with your HYPER DYING WILL!)
20. Hibird is your ringtone ; Your ringtone comes from the show -- or even worse, a fanvid.
21. You combine food according to reborn pairings. (tuna+Pineapple=6927)
22. You remember the vocab word "bellicose" only because of Belphegor. (Never heard of that word :O)
23. When reading books White Fang you start comparing/matching up characters to KHR characters
24. You are bored in class and begin to doodle pineapples and hibirds. (My pineapples look like durians D:)
25. If someone tells you to choose a random number you choose one of the character numbers [ 69, 27, etc. ] (39393939393939)
26. You begin to use a character's trademark sayings such as "KYOKUGEN!", "Kufufu" etc. (WHY ARE YOU CROWDING!!! I WILL BITE YOU TO DEATH)
27. Pin up many KHR images/items just to stare at them. (I tried plastering my classroom with them. TRIED.)
28. Hug your KHR cushion at night? [ or, you want one just for the sake of hugging it... ]
29. If someone mentions 69 you think of Mukuro and not that one...position.
30. Encourage friends who don't know anything related to KHR, to read the manga or watch the anime. (Yes! Or I shall slaughter them with my squalosword, ushishishi!)
31. Attempted to do the "kufufu" laugh... and failed. (I sound like I'm about to puke)
32. Absolutely any mention of hitmen makes you think of Reborn. (And I seriously considered a serious career as an Arcobaleno in the middle of the night)
33. Any time it rains or threaten to rain, you want to shake a fist at Yamamoto. (Or thank him, in my case.
34. You suddenly pay more attention to ANYTHING Italian (including Giada de Laurentiis, Food Network host of Everyday Italian)
35. You pay more attention to cute yellow birds.
36. "Goku" makes you first think of KHR, not Dragonball, not Gensomaden Saiyuki. (There's another Goku? Really?!)
37. Any mention of a scanner in your area makes you go, "Spanner? Where? Where?!"
38. You've started a lollipop habit thanks to Spanner. (I love lollipops :D)
39. Every time to hit a certain speed limit (18, 27, 50, 80?!?) you have to point it out to anyone in the car.
40. Your friends are pretty much forced to read/watch it in order to stay friends with you since 90% of what you say is a KHR reference.
41. You talk about KHR characters using their number names.
42. If you want to bother someone [ or are bored ] you start singing KHR character songs.
43. You've tried to find KHR fans by wearing pineapple hairstyle, cosplaying, wearing a hibird, etc.
44. You crack KHR jokes and memes to other people, although you're the only one who will get it. (Oh no.)
45. You have dreams with KHR characters in it.
46. You have an account (anywhere) that has a username that relates to KHR (Gmail!)
47. You learn how to hold tonfas correctly by cosplaying Hibari
48. When you make your personal messages on msn/aim/whatever Italian.
49. You start eating candies and grapes because of Lambo. (I hated grapes.)
50. You forget the cosplayers' names and just call them by who they're cosplaying as. And you still call them by that character, even when they're cosplaying another character.
51. You try to match your favorite food to your fave character's food. (I'm sure I can stuff down some more sushi!)
52. You sing their character songs are karaoke.
53. You see Oofuri as an offspring of Namimori's baseball club, orz
54. You laugh when you see a "Tutor Wanted" poster.
55. You're waiting for this list to hit a certain Reborn number. xD (59, etc.)
56. Any other anime character/whatever with Byaku in it makes you think of Byakuran.
57. Thinking of the military or looking at any kind of rifle reminds you of Colonello.
58. You catch yourself calling your frog plushie Fantasma.
59. (Woo, 59! -dork-) You no longer buy original manga because all your money is spent on Reborn doujinshi.
60. Your cellphone straps are/is your Reborn OTP(s)
61. You want to find out what color your Dying Will Flame would be. :'D
62. Bothering someone to the extreme by calling them Juudaime.
63. Nearly wear your varia jacket nearly constantly. everywhere you go. (WHAT THERE ARE VARIA JACKETS OMG I WANT)
64. You're constantly on the look out for Dying-Will Boxers.
65. You stalk this community. Every day. ; Can't wait to check this community when you get home, always thinking about it at school/work (Refers to the KHR com on LJ. And yes you can find me there)
66. You hear the word "VOIIIII" and think of Squalo immediately. (It means butter in Finnish)
67. You see eyebrows remotely similar to Genkishi's, then think to yourself "Those eyebrows are against school rules."
68. Go on reborn related sites during school/work hours.
69. Read Reborn manga/doujin during school
70. You spread KHR BL.
71. In order to promote KHR, you tell your friends that certain KHR characters look like characters from another series.
72. in the morning, when you wake up, you yell "REBORNNN!" (LOL)
73. You can't concentrate on reading a text when you see an "X" everytime
74. Eating/seeing marshmallows makes me think of Byakuran.
75. When you recieve a 27% on assignments/tests -- Your HAPPY! (Same rule applies with other marks.. 18, 69, 59, 80, 100(haha), 96, etc...)
76. The emoticon 'XD' makes your laugh hysterically. (OHMYLORDNOXANXANYOUBELONGWITHSQUSQU)
77. You read your 'marks out of' completely differently (Eg: 18/27, 27/59, 69/100, 18/69, etc..)
78. More than 80%(haha) percent of your avatars/images are KHR related... (Okey maybe abou 59% xD)
79. You laugh when you find out that "VOI!" is actually an Italian word. Then LAUGH HARDER at it's translation. (Voi = All of you)
80. (:'D) Think Axel from KH2 is Marmon All Grown Up. (Err... I don't know KH...)
81. You immediately think Arcobaleno when passing by any pacifiers/babies with pacifiers
82. You had a laughing fit when figuring out that "Vongola" means "clam".
83. Believe that the "O RLY" Owl is really 69 in disguise.
84. Have tried to make/have made a functional singing Hibird plushie.
85. When you spend 2 hours coming up and filling out prompts for fanfic, then 6 hours trolling the internet for the ever elusive fanfic with Ryohei inside.
86. You started to mention Pineapple as 'Nappo' (Guilty)
87. You remembered Dr. Shamal when you see mosquito
88. Your desktop/cellphone wallpaper is KHR
89. You tried to create a dance for "Kufufu no Fu" (Let's try XDD)
90. When you heard 'samsara' or 'reincarnation', you suddenly thought about Mukuro
91. You ever played at least 1 KHR game
92. When you wanted to buy a fish, you suddenly thought about Tuna (Tsuna)
93. Seeing Kangaroo made you thought about Ryouhei
94. Seeing rainbow made you remembered the ring guardians
95. You started to like shark because of Squalo.
96. You wanted to have a turtle because of Enzio
97. You thought about Dino Cavallone instead of Dinosaur when you heard someone said 'Dino'
98. You started to call every animals/pets you meet by their names in KHR (Cat=Uri, Turtle=Enzo, Yellow Birds=Hibird,) even though they already have names.
99. You're scared you can't get close to sakura anymore because you got bit by mosquitos.
100. (WOO!) Whenever you meet your friends who're also fans of KHR, you always talk about KHR and gossips about the characters.
101. Your notebook is full of KHR stuff.
102. You know that Mammon is a male, but can't help to hope that he is a female because of those seriously adorable fanarts of her/him.
103. You wish you could pull off a Yamamoto when you don't understand something.
104. You can't help but think that Kyoko is Tsuna's long lost twins, because of the similarity of their appearance (and sometimes personality).
105. Bad tasted cooking=Poison cooking, and then you're afraid that you're going to die.
106. You remember many kanji because they're the kanji representing 'Rain' and 'Storm' etc in Japanese ; Sometimes the kanji of characters' names.
107. When you're bored when you were in car, you start to set eyes on car plates, if their plates have KHR's numbers on it.
108. You wish you could steal those plates if you find it. (I once saw 2910 OMG)
109. You start to see Mafia in much nicer view. ; You're starting to see the mafia in a more positive light and have considered trying to join. (Ahahahaha yes is there an interview or something I can apply for? :D)
110. Infact, you think that their bosses are nice and cute like Tsuna or Dino.
111. you want to watch The Godfather if you haven't seen it before.
112. You would practically scream at the top of your lungs when you see a KHR cosplayer or faint, depends
113. When you buy a KHR related object/item/souvenir (taking a figurine for example), you would carry it around with you for the rest of the day, playing with it, hugging it, kissing it, and even going to sleep with it.
114. If you are a boy (or maybe a girl), you would sometimes/often copy the hairstyle of your favorite Reborn! male character ; You take pride in having hair similar to a character's.
115. When you are doing an exercise and you know it that you are tired, you still keep pushing yourself because pushing yourself to the limit reminds you of Ryohei and is EXTREME!!
116. You are all giggly and smiling and happy when one of your friends or anybody else tells you that you are identical to one of the Reborn! characters. (Even Ryohei. Even Ryohei.)
117. You see a rainbow (in the sky, in a t-shirt in the tv, anywhere!) automatically think in the Arcobaleno
118. You greet people by 'Ciaossu'
119. When you're actually planing to get a tattoo of your favourite/s character/s
120. When you write with a permanent maker the numbers of your OTP on your body
121. You ACTUALLY yelled "IT'S OVER 9,000 200,000!!!!!11one"
122. You start using the phrase "EXTREME LIKE DINOSAURS EXPLODING" after reading that awesome Lussuria/Ryouhei fic
123. You actually WAIT for your digital clock to hit a certain time (18:27, 18:48, 18:59 etc) ; When your clock says 18:27 or 18:59 or something like that, you just giggle to yourself.
124. Every time you see someone in a black/grey suit you think of TYL!characters.
125. You want to adopt a hedgehog after chapter 210 of the manga.
126. You use your fav pairing (5927, 8018, 6918...) as your PIN number.
127. You yell "Reborn!" whenever you're determined to do something.
128. You start wearing your jacket like Hibari does because you think it looks cool.
129. You try to learn how to play the piano or to play baseball. ; You've started to take piano lessons to be more like Gokudera
130. You choose tuna sandwich whenever you order sandwich.
131. When you see purple food, you think that it's Poison Cooking (WTF? Purple Food?)
132. When you look at Chikusa and his tattoo, you are tempted to take him to the store and scan him to see how much he would cost.
133. You randomly spout out "VOI - (insert rest of sentence here)" whenever you are bothered by something... or you just feel like being obnoxious.
134. You hear the word "kora!" and you instantly think of Colonello.
135. You start saying kora.
136. You've taken to nicknaming people around you after the character nicknames, ending up with deranged names like 'Lawned Octopus' or 'Owlbird' or even worse 'Pineapplebird-head'
137. You regularly find yourself stalking following people in black suits to see if they lead you to the Mafia.
138. You quote the characters more than speak yourself.
139. You try to talk to babies like they can understand you.
140.Lizards make you LOL!
141. When you saw the title of "Hibari no Kokoro" by SPITZ (or if you heard of it), you went to download it immediately.
142. You read 'Shark friendly Tsuna sandwich' instead of 'Dolphin friendly tuna sandwich'. (OMG LOL XDDD)
143. When someone is about to punch you, you make a rectangle with your index fingers and thumbs, trying to pull off the Zero Point Breakthrough.
144. You wonder if getting your hand chopped off will make you a better swordsman.
145. You really wish creepy music would start playing in the background every time you appear out of nowhere.
146. You have started wearing a tiara, and DAAAAMN does it feels princely~ (Wish mine wasn't made of plastic though D:)
147. Whenever you go in to the cafeteria in your school, you suspect that the horrible foods were cooked by Bianchi.
148. You go around claiming that you're a prince, even though you're not and you're a girl.
149. Roadkills are definitely an accessory. So are roboclaws and tiaras.
150. You actually try to figure out WHERE exactly Gokudera lives (and you have funny theories about that!)
151. You have gone through the entire manga searching for the brand Gokudera smokes.
152. You excitedly wear the gloves with a giant X on them so you can pretend to be casual-wear Tsuna. (The one I do are the withe-red ones)
156. Think its destiny that you and particular character share the same birthday, angry when its not your favorite character. (
157. You're not sure why, but you have reason to believe Byakuran is actually Longchamp in disguise.
158. You notice you start saying "wao" now. Even if it's used more for "wow" than "weakling".
159. You start learning Kendo because you want to be like Yamamoto.
160. You buy suitable fabric (by asking the shopkeeper to rec. cloth best for suits worn by the mafia), take your reborn manga to the tailor, and begged her to make the exact same suits as seen in manga for you to wear to work.
161. You wear tailored smart-looking suits to work despite only holding a clerical position.
162. You start taking piano lessons and wear suits to them.
163. Someone from the KHR dept spoke to you about not including the word 'extreme' in your emails
164. You start putting in more effort at work so that you can impress your boss
165. You got a part time job as a tutor.
166. You turn up for your tutoring sessions wearing suits (and it scares the sh!t out of your student, his mother tells you)
167. You wear a Vongola ring everyday and everyone knows the significance of it
168. Your work desk has a lot of KHR stuff that you actually use
169. Your boss and colleagues all knows about you and KHR and the mafia etc but does not do anything extreme to stop you because 1. they've given up and 2. you've actually become a more efficient employee because of it
170. Your cellphone looks exactly like Hibari's (and your ringtone is Hibird...)
171. You suck on a lollipop when things get stressful at work.
172. You greet your friends with "VOOOOIIII!!!" and then laugh like mad.
173. You asked your friend whether it is safe to let her pet turtles go near water (they were swimming!!!) when you visited her house.
174. You made such a ruckus when you saw the number "0859" on the lottery results page that your mom asked you how much did you nearly win ("I didn't bet at all... But it's supposed to be 8059, not 0859!!!")
175. You go to a supermarket/minimarket and search for a jam/juice, you automatically search for pineapple flavour even if you don't like it.
176. You feel totally guilty when you have to eat pineapples (I ate Mukuro Q_Q)
177. You started to name you stuffs with KHR names (ie. Owl plushie would be Mukuro.)
178. You memorized Namimori Anthem better than your school anthem
179. Sometimes you see candles as DYNAMITE.
180. You spent more space for KHR stuffs in your Harddisk much more than for your work/project/paper
190. You went EXTREMELY happy when you found SAKURA-FLAVORED Kit-Kat (That exists? o0)
191. You wish you live in Japan just for the sake of the Doujinshi and Cons.
192. You've set one of your passwords to one of the KHR pairing numbers
193. you started to wonder where Hibari lived and like what are his parents
194. you searched for KHR music sheets/keys so you can play it yourself
195. you memorized well some of KHR characters' lines, even you don't know what the hell is that mean
196. You started to love sushi because of Yamamoto; or else, you're afraid of sushi because of Bianchi
197. you searched for black pijamas just to match hibari
198. you started to wash your clothes manually like Basil
199. You started to make fanfic/fanart/doujin/amv/stufss that is/are related to KHR
200. You realized that number 38 all the way up there mentioned Spanner. (It's his number to those who forgot.) (No it's not, it's 48!)

SCORE: 129/200 :D