Greetings Earthlings!!!!!

Cat (Catty) here!

I can't wait to read some good Earthly stories!!!!

If your wondering I'm obviously a huge fan of Invader Zim even though he tried to wipe out all of Irk...anywho just be nice and we will get along just fine!!!

I'm not a very GOOD writer but hay everyone is good at somethin and no one is good at everything.

And with that said here is a little more about me!!!!!!...Yeah...

Name:Cat

Nickname:Catty

Species: Irken...None of your bizz...

Gender: Female

Sir Unit: A black dog named Kit

Favorite Cartoons: Invader Zim, Avatar the last Airbender, The Boondocks

I never wanna be normal. For I enjoy being different. Your evilness disgust me. Your ignorance is not worthy of my comebacks. I love. I learn. I live. The truth shall set you free. And every day and ever night I am all that I can be. I am imbraced with courage. I have alot of intellagence. I pore a cup of my favorite amount of freedom. The cup is over flowing. Never doubt me because I'm young. I'm making a change and I feel like I'll never be done. I'm bright but dull. Hyper, but never boring. I don't text. I don't date. Those are not important to me. I the promise keeper. The future peace bringer.

By: Invade Catty a.k.a Cat

Yeah Invader Zim Q and A thingy Woah!!!!

If you could hang anywhere, where would it be?

Zim's base.

Which IZ Character would you date?

Starts randomly and uncontrollably insanely laughing* NONE!!! But if I really had to choose than Zim...

Which IZcharacteris your best friend?

Uhhhhhhh... Zim orrrrrr Gaz.

Which IZ character do you hate?

pff...Keef and Iggins!!!!

Your favorite IZ episode?

Tak: The Hideous New Girl, ZimEats Waffles, The Backseat Drivers From Beyond The Stars (I also love the title), The Battle Of The Planets Of Doom (or whatever it was called), Halloween Spectacular Of Spooky Doom, The Most Horrible X- Mas Ever, The Frycook What Came From All That Space

Favorite IZ Character?

ZIM!

Favorite Almighty Tallest?

Purple

Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

What sup Zimmie! Can I help you rule Earth Pweaseeeeeeee!!!!!!!????

You just got 2 tickets to see a concert, who would you take with you?

Gaz

You accidentally got stranded on an island, who got stranded with you?

Dib cuz he has good tech. and is very smart and helpful.

Zim has asked you to help repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Uhhhhh...wow...*scratches the back of head*...what happen to Tak...?

Favorite IZ pairing?

Well...I really don't see one but if I must choose than ZATR and I kinda think Dib and Greachen look kinda cute together.

You and the Tallest are on the Massive...

Eating snakes and tellin jokes!

If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be?

Party with Gir!!!!!!

Favorite IZ quote?

Zim: These aren't bad...what's in em'?

Gir: Theres waffles in em!

Zim: YOUR LYING!!!!!!!!...anyhow

Zim about to squish random Earth dude with Mars.*

Random dude: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH OH OH NO OH NO OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Random guy with car: I just got it and man do I love it! I'm gonna drive all night and than I'm going to keep driving until its night some more!

Gir breaks car with Zim's base*

Random guy with car diles 911: Police I like to report a house that came down and destroyed my car...ok thank you *hangs up and like a mintue later* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Favorite Zim moments?

"Sweet jumpin jelly beans!"

"GIMMIE SOME OF THOSE" *Grabs some fries from random alien* "So I said, you want soma dis, and she says she says, she says right back at me! She says-

Random Alien: Who are you and why are you talking to me?

"WHERE NORMAL, WHERE NORMAL"

Roboparents try to eat innocent boy*

Zim: (dances) DO DO DO DO DO DO DO!!!!!!

"MY BUSINESS IS DONE"

"Teacher I have a MIGHTY NEED to use the restroom again"

Zim backs Mars up like a car*

"Gir your walffles have sickend me fetch me the bucket!!!!"

"I have come to accept your feelings for me I congratulate you for acknowledging my superiority choosing me as your love pig...FEEL HONORED!

"Your magical love adventure begins now!"

"Tak! I'm glad you stopped by, it gives me a chance to end our HIDEOUS relationship together and enjoy your shrill crying of having been rejected by Zim!"

"OH WOULD YA LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT ONE!"

"Vote for Zim or I'll destroy you"

"Ah my sqeedily splooch!"

"I made sandwiches." *cute smile*

Fav Dib moment?

Dib running back and forth randomly in Tak: The Hideous New Girl

Fav Gir Moment?

"I MADE IT MYSELF"

Zim and Gir laughing and then Zim leaves Gir stops laughing for a few seconds than starts laughing again*

"Hi floor make me a sammich"

Gir: You didn't hafe to yell at me.

Zim:Um Hm

Gir: I just got rid of my sammich

Zim: Um Hm

Gir dancing in club when he is suppose to be helping out Zim*

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

I will never tell!!!!!

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Catizzle...yeah...

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:(fav color and fav animal):

Blue Retriever: Awww I sound lame...

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Raquel "Zimmer" Wow...

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Larcacon... cool... I guess

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Hot Chocolate, Er I guess thats okay (not really)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Arqomce, Hmmm...

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Marie, Hehe

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black P Kitty, Sweat!

10. Your Rock Star Name:(fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):

Strawberry Ice Cream, Even sweater!!

11. Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory):

Blue Sword, Cool! :D

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this