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Joined 08-16-10, id: 2498876, Profile Updated: 01-04-20
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Inheritance Cycle, Doctor Who, Star Trek: 2009, Shadow of a Doubt, and Once Upon a Time.

Hello, friends. Below you can see my original profile from 8 years ago if you so desire. If not, I don't blame you in the least.


Fear me. I munch.

I also read.

Reading's my favorite.

Writing comes close to that.

I like ruining characters and stories and twisting it to my own pleasure.

Mary Sues are annoying to read about but lots of fun to write.

You should try it sometime.

Grammar is very important.

It makes the world go round.

Without it what would we be?

Pitiful creatures wishing to be found.

OOoo, I made a rhyme.

Now go read something so I don't feel the need to babble on anymore.

I hate incessant blithering.

It irritates me.

Yet there I go again...

I promise I'm done now.

"You want weapons? We're in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!" -The Doctor

I ship Batman and myself.


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The Meeting of the Blondes by BrightWatcher reviews
Legolas from Lord of the Rings. Draco from Harry Potter. Alyss from Ranger's Apprentice. Eragon from Inheritance Cycle. The poor unfortunates.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Legolas, Eragon S.
The Price of Ashes by foryouareloved reviews
"This is how we exist now: buried in flashbacks and memories, Peeta unsure if even half of them are real."
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,816 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Snuggle Bug by imthepunchlord reviews
In the winter time, ladybugs slow down to hibernate, and have been known to stowaway inside homes for warmth. Marinette is no different. As a true, sleepy and cold Ladybug, she'll latch onto anything that moves. And is warm.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 3/25/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Bugs Don't Meow by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
Of all the things Marinette had expected to happen. It was not this. Out of everything thing that could have happened when someone spotted Tikki, she hadn't expected her Kwami to MEOW. And she knew there was only one little creature to blame.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 427 - Published: 3/7/2016 - [Tikki, Plagg] [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Monophobia by Princess Kitty1 reviews
Saving Paris was exhausting work. Ladybug didn't know how she managed to do it alone. She... did do it alone, didn't she? Of course she did. But then why couldn't she shake the fear that something was terribly wrong?
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Fermeture by KarmaHope reviews
The hardest part of being a superhero is no longer being a superhero. It's been five years since Marinette last saw Tikki; since she last saw Chat Noir; and she can't take it anymore. A reunion/reveal fic.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 245 - Published: 12/23/2015 - [Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir] Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Panic Attack by MagpieCircus reviews
Dramione one shot. The weight of Draco's task is too much for him to bear. It's all he can do not to run. Can a comforting presence and a bathroom conversation change his allegiance?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/8/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Home Sweet Home by modernxxmyth reviews
Bruce and Natasha go undercover in the suburbs. Shenanigans ensue. Fake married AU. Pre-AoU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/27/2015 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B.] - Complete
The Rose of Carterhaugh by Qwertyuuopplkjhgfd reviews
An innocent walk brings Hermione face to face with a man long thought dead. SS/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Like a Mirror, Reflecting Me by modernxxmyth reviews
"It's scary, you know? Caring about people." Bruce/Natasha, fills in the blanks between Avengers and AOU (contains AOU spoilers).
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,970 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/18/2015 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B.] - Complete
At the Edge of the World by darnedchild reviews
They say you don't know what you've got until it's gone. Hermione's always been a smart woman; can she figure it what she's about to lose before it is too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Out of Mind by galfoy reviews
By all appearances, Hermione Granger runs a successful bookshop, lives a happy life, and wants for nothing. However, when a person from her past starts asking uncomfortable questions, Hermione realizes that things are never as they appear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 299 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Foiled Again by Hayatonyaaa reviews
A silly little Marriage Law ficlet. I'm pretty sure every H/S author is required to write one at some point. It's like a rite of passage.- Someone comes to Hogwarts with PLANS, but there are curious surprises at every turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Tips by SNOGIRL reviews
AU! After her parents are killed in a break in shooting, Tris has to cover the funeral and last expenses costs. She starts waitressing at a bar, Divergent, to make ends meet. Soon she acquires a regular customer, who never says more than four words to her but tips very well. Perhaps actions do speak louder than words...
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,721 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Sherlock Sketches by JustplainChristina reviews
These are just some one-shots about random scenes from the daily lives of Sherlock and John at 221B Baker Street, featuring mostly those two with appearances from Molly, Lestrade, and maybe others in the future. My sketches currently range from about 500-2,000 words and are entirely intended to be light-hearted fun.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, DI Lestrade
Captain by pandorad24 reviews
"There you are," said Mycroft. "Captain Holmes. Now, stop this nonsense, Sherlock. Captains don't cry." In which a young Sherlock Holmes receives Mycroft's own special brand of comfort, in the way only a brother would know he needed. Kidlock oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Soldier, The Skull, and The Consulting Detective by sherlockjumpedinthetardis reviews
John Watson was a soldier in the making; a soldier in the making that just happened to babysit a curious and brilliant Sherlock Holmes. A/N: John's about seventeen, Sherlock's five (and yes i know he acts a little old and mature for five but... lets just go with it!) I don't own the character or the show. Let me know if this is any good or if I can improve! Feedback is welcomed!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Miss Mary Bennet, Spinster by Mrs. Brownloe reviews
Life has a way of not turning out as one has planned. The story of Miss Mary Bennet the last of the Bennet girls.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,779 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Mary, Mr. Bennet - Complete
When Kidlock Meets Kid-John by lemonrum reviews
When seven-year-old Sherlock meets seven-year-old John at his hideout in the tree... Very soft and cuddly.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/13/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
I Doubt It Not by DivineDebris reviews
Draco is forced to be the lead in the Muggle Studies production of Romeo and Juliet after getting into trouble... Wait a second, this sounds just like the beginning of A Walk To Remember. THAT WAS NOT INTENTIONAL! lol. Light language and fluff. Dramione. w00t!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Aftershock by DivineDebris reviews
Trying out Hermione/Snape pairing for the first time. Time-travel and fluff. A silly, experimental One-shot. Enjoy! Rated T for student/teacher snogging...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/3/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
All There Is by Bedelia reviews
George disappears after the war. Hermione is sent on a quest to find him and help him heal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,407 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
A Price On Your Head by DemolitionLvr reviews
A hit has been put out on the Titans and every crook in town wants the pay off. The Titans don't know they're in danger. Will an interest in one Titan make an infamous thief do something... Altruistic? RaeRedX TWOSHOT COMPLETE
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,910 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Red-X, Raven - Complete
Witch by uchiha.s reviews
AU, Oneshot. She turns back to look at him and he reaches out to take her - but their hands never touch. TMR/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,181 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Few More Steps by MYZ-chan reviews
Sometimes, it wasn't so bad when Gizmo screwed up. Although they really could have gone without the whole 'locked in a tower' deal. /KydRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Kyd Wykkyd, Raven - Complete
The Merits of Flying by Lady Cleo reviews
AU – How the movie should have gone. Andrew interrupts the moment before Mia and Nicholas kiss. Mia/Andrew
Princess Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,437 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Andrew J., Mia T. - Complete
Constrictor by riptey reviews
COMPLETE one-shot. Draco isn't really that bad of a person-not anymore, that is-but try telling him that. It's going to take a lot of convincing. DMHG, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Deepest Shade of Blue by Xaphrin reviews
Bumble Bee begs Raven to switch places with her for just a few weeks. Against her better judgment, Raven agrees. But two weeks is an awfully long time to be next to a handsome, Atlantean prince. Especially when Bee planted a poisonous seed of attraction.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,581 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Aqualad, Raven - Complete
The Study of Flight by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Or, how Hermione found the ground. Hermione/Viktor, EWE, fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
The Year Under by Bialy reviews
Juliet's convinced they're going to kill each other by Christmas. Juliet and Lassiter and a year spent alone together after a case goes sour. Lassiet, oneshot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Juliet oH., Carlton L. - Complete
Incapacitated by Nova-chan reviews
John takes care of Sherlock when he has an injury that is quite debilitating.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tempora Abducto by Flaignhan reviews
Inconveniently it's the things that need fixing the most which are often irreparable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 53,224 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Pointy Eared Mischief by trekqueen reviews
A humorus crossover of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Lord of the Rings. After an important ambassador goes missing, the crew of the EnterpriseD must find him, but they find much more than they expected. Completed! MEFA 2007 Nominee
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,067 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - J. Picard, W. Riker, D. Troi, Worf - Complete
There and Back Again by San Antonio Rose reviews
A funny thing happened on the way through the mines, and WWII will never be the same... Hogan's Heroes/Lord of the Rings/Newsies crossover. (Nominated for the 2004 MEFAs and the 2004 Papa Bear Awards)
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,855 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by shie1dmaidenofrohan reviews
Eomer's having trouble coming to terms with Eowyn's engagement to Faramir. When Merry and Pippin decide to help the two men reconcile, disaster is almost certain to follow. Edited and reposted as of August 14 2006.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,563 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Faramir, Eomer - Complete
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Of Hatters and Crows reviews
Slight AU, tinkering with the timeline and whatnot. JeffersonxOC because I wish we could have had more from his story. Complete, with extra scenes coming later.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 1/4 - [Jefferson/Mad Hatter, OC]
When She Told Him reviews
Just a missing scene from my all-time favorite Hitchcock film, pushing along the sweet romance of Jack and Charlie.
Shadow of a Doubt - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Complete
And He Smiled reviews
An explanation as to the unusual smile gracing the face of Khan as he's refrozen in the cryogenic tube; slightly AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, OC - Complete
The Doctor and His Hats reviews
When Clara is bored and finds the 'hat cave' of the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Inheritance reviews
A rewrite of the fourth book in the Inheritance Cycle. Dragons! Danger! Eragon being stupid, like normal! I really don't like summaries.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 64,058 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Eragon S. - Complete
Waiting reviews
Max is doing what Max does best: thinking... and waiting. Haha, right?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,752 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Max - Complete
Time Moves On reviews
My take on the 'after twenty years' thing...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete