IOnlySpeakGnommish
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Joined 08-14-10, id: 2495375, Profile Updated: 05-02-12
Author has written 1 story for Artemis Fowl, and Twilight.

Salutations! I know that most people don't take the time to read profiles because they're busy reading fanfics, so I will make this short. I am a girl in highschool who loves books (narrows it down, huh?). I love animals and have one 100 lb boxer and an orange kitty with an attitude (don't all cats have attitude?). I am in marching band and think that's about the coolest thing to do, no matter what the general public thinks. I also play soccer, and am still in Girl Scouts.

P.S. I only speak English, but didn't want to sound boring... I would love to be able to speak Gnommish though...

Some good books to read:

Artemis Fowl Series

Inkheart

Harry Potter(of course)

Hunger Games

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Discworld Novels

Skulduggery Pleasant Series

Chaos Walking Series

Good Omens

Favorite Characters:

Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

DEATH (Discworld Novels)

Artemis Fowl

Skulduggery Pleasant

Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory)

You know you might not be from this world if:

You start attracting Greek monsters.

You insist upon telling an empty room that you don't like lollipops.

When you reach for a pen, the one you choose turns into a sword when you uncap it.

Your aunt inflates and flies away when you get mad.

You're less than three feet tall and have pointy ears.

You enjoy singing Riverstomp to nobody (or so you thought).

You recently discovered that you have an unnatural fear of the number four.

You are seven feet tall and carry a scythe around with you.

You talk in capital letters.

Your teacher keeps telling you to turn to page 394.

The Hogfather comes instead of Santa Clause.

Your favorite adult is a skeleton that drives a Bentley and has an impeccable sense of style.

When you knock on someone's door you repeat their name after a series of three knocks.

After you tell a joke you feel the need to say 'Bazinga!'

*Check out my other fanfiction acount for better fanfics: SevandArty (I really do regret naming it that...)

The Strange Foursome reviews
This was one of my first fanfics, and the only reason I am keeping it on here is for sentimental reasons. This story is actually a four-way crossover between Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and Twilight. Ignore the stupid title.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,872 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Artemis F., Edward - Complete