A collection of Captain Swan drabbles, all under 1k words. Some are funny, some are fluffy. Some are sad and have a character death. Those, I'll mark in the beginning :)

Some deleted scenes from the fic Love, Kindness, and Other Useless Things.

CS AU, set in 1815. - Lord Killian Jones is haunted by the demons of his past which makes him nowhere near the man he once was, so he can't be the father he wants to be. And above all, he believes he is undeserving of love. Perhaps with Emma that is all about to change. But falling in love is never easy, that's just how it is. / (M for language, alcohol, and later chapters.)

AU where you get paint on yourself where your soulmate does & person A paints like a child. Except, they don't like each other because person A got paint on themselves while person B was in an important meeting, so when person B gets home they paint 'stop that' on their arm, & they get in a fight so next time person B has an important meeting, person A paints a dick on their face.

"We have to stop meeting like this." "We have to stop meeting at all," She grumbled, crossing her arms. "Nothing personal, just with you being a Templar and all." CS/Dragon Age AU, follows the events of Inquisition (with some of my own play-though choices). I don't think you need to have played the game to understand the story.

Emma is new to the town, and during the annual halloween fair, Killian tells her the story of a local legend. (This is actually a drabble, but it has delusions of grandeur.)

based on "I need to break into this classroom to get my pencil bag back, and someone told me that you're good at picking locks sTOP LAUGHING I NEED MY PENCILS" au

CS AU set in early 1940s. How DO you win over a girl who isn't interested in a handsome face and witty one-liners? Perhaps being her friend would have been a better start.

"This isn't gonna be any longer than 1k and will have only vague mentions of smut at most." – Me, before starting this fic. Spoiler alert: I lied, on both points. / Emma finally gets her well–deserved sleep. (Set directly after the season five finale.)

"You work for the company that discontinued my favourite cookies so I'm at your office, armed with a powerpoint presentation, to try and convince you to bring them back".

Loosely based on "i know we hate each other but it's christmas eve and your flight was cancelled please come inside".

Going on a Coffee Date with Killian went better than she expected. Based on Begin Again by Taylor Swift.

Emma has lived in her small apartment for as long as she can remember, when things start to get strange, she's convinced she's dealing with a ghost and calls professional medium Killian Jones to help her get rid of the ghostly presence. (Reviews contain spoilers.)

Missing scene (probably), about Jordan bringing Lydia to the hospital.

based on: 'children of parents who are business rivals and they sneak off to make out whenever they're forced to attend business meetings au'

Based on the 'i'm in my underpants in a laundromat waiting for my clothes to get washed and your clothes are in the machine next to mine and i noticed that when you put your clothes in they were all covered in blood what the fuck' au.

"Killian Jones, will you be my fake date to my parents' horrendous Valentine's dinner?" / Emma Swan had a crush on her co-worker Killian Jones for... Well a long while. Miraculously, he agreed to be her fake date to her parents' 'horrendous' Valentine's dinner, so that they wouldn't try to set her up for another date. (Snowing, hints of Frankenwolf.)

FIC ABANDONED, SORRY. / Emma, engaged to king-to-be Thomas since she was 6, in order to keep her realm rich and strong. Growing up, Emma realised that this princess life was nothing for her. Swordfights and dangerous quests is what she really wanted. She later faces a man whom she's known her whole life, no longer a lieutenant, but a pirate.

based on 'au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate' (both Killian & Emma's POV)

Frozen Swan AU. The feeling started when they first hugged. The hug was sudden and took her by surprise, and so did the overwhelming feeling of safety and love; Elsa radiated it. (Falling in love with safety, Elsa getting drunk for the first time, being friends, kisses.)

Based on iswearonemmaswan*tumblr*com/post/84468586717

I have this theory that Tinker Bell told Killian he would find his true love at a beanstalk, which would give a whole new meaning to 'I was hoping it'd be you.' - Drabble of how it went.

A mermaid and a pirate fall in love. But the mermaid may not exactly be what she says she is.

AU. Was supposed to be a small oneshot, but got carried away. Summary? Eh...: Emma is Killian's boss, and they have a merry Christmas ;)