Hi.

I hide easter eggs in my stories.

Find them to have outtakes.

"Thought you ought to know." *faints*

Hello Sweeties, 6:15, 1/08/10, Mc Mahon

Im currently writing my Jess Darling series, and I am just finishing off the second story, which is much, much, much longer than the first. But, and here the sad news, no one has reviewed. At all. Also I proberly should tell you, I am your Father. Ah, no. I am, however, Spam. I. Am. I gave up on that account. And the stories. Sorry. But if you would like the un editted chapters for any of those stories, you can have them. Don't want em anyway.

So finally, PLEASE review. Please.

Hello Sweeties, 9:58 4/08/10, WGHS

Im now just editing my second story, so ill be publishing them now. its really long, so ignore the shortness of the first chapter. I may post the second chapter today, depending on how i feel. I have 2 review. So ill thank the one person who did that. JennaBonsFenalia, thank you soo much. Every disappointed in everyone else. No don't make that face. Come on. Fine ill forgive u. any-who, start review. because i have no idea if its good or not so i need your help. Thinking of starting a new story, Life of an infamous Potter, but I'll likely save it till after the Jess Chronicles. So TTFN

Hello Sweeties , 9:40 31/08/10 WGHS

have just finished writing Jess 3rd story, and good god i am tried of her! i just wwant to skip 4th year! which means im taking a brake, not from writing but just those stories. ill publish jess 3rd, and i must warn you, some of the chapters SUCK! and yes so im proberly goig to write hermione and someone. thanks for reading TTFN!

Fav FanFic Quotes:

Through the Eyes of a Child

With your Slytherin instincts you might be able to stop me strangling whichever idiot fucked up. And I really don't want to see the inside of Azkaban again.”

“Then stop being such a Gryffindor and hide the bodies better,”

Shared Destinies, by OMGshiny (thanks again):

"Congratulations on your upcoming nuptials, Professor," Snape said scathingly. Remus stopped and turned to the unpleasant man.

"Fuck you," he said softly. "If you ever say anything about this to me again, I'll find you the next full moon and finish what I started when we were in school."

Snape went a sickly green color and Remus left the room, slamming the door behind him. Oddly, threatening Snape made him feel better. He'd never tried it before, wanting to try and make peace between them. No wonder James and Sirius were always so chipper through school.

ANother story cant remember!

Harry, Ginny, and Ron arrived the next day, as planned, but they had sent all of their stuff to Grimmauld Place in advance; they were only staying at the Burrow for one night. Hermione greeted them all with hugs, and then invited them to sit down to read the latest edition of the Daily Prophet, which was satisfyingly headed with the title "INFAMOUS REPORTER ILLEGAL ANIMAGUS!"
Harry and Ron read the article with surprise.

"You turned her in?"

"You should've seen the articles she's been pouring out this week," Hermione said angrily.

"The one where she said Snape was gay, I was gay, Voldemort was bi, or you being the wicked witch of the west?" Harry asked.

"I missed the second to last one," Hermione said, stifling a giggle. "What was that on about?"

And a brillant Remus and Hermione story who yet again name i cant remember

"Is it true?" Sirius blurted out angrily.

Hermione looked at Remus in sudden concern. Remus sighed. They both knew this was coming but neither one could think of what to say. There was an awkward silence while Sirius tapped his foot impatiently.

"Yes, Black, it is very true. Hermione and I are passionately in love with each other and are planning to elope this very night. Is that not right, my love?" Severus drawled in a mocking voice as he moved a pawn after careful consideration.

For a moment, Sirius looked stunned and confused at the same time, looking at each of them in turn.

"What in Merlin's name are you talking about? I just overheard Flitwick and Hooch talking about you and Remus! Don't tell me Snape is involved in this as well." Really, Sirius looked like he was either going to throw up, faint or both.