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IMPORTANT: I'm sorry I have deleted Supernova if you liked it, but I just wasn't really feeling it, you know?

Hey! And thanks to all you people who decided my profile was worth the time to look at! Wait...that's all of you reading this, isn't it?

Okay, this is so not my first account. I lost my password though...So I made a new one, but don't expect me to put my old stories on this account...I'm 'starting fresh'

Anyway, feel free to review, unless you want to flame. If you don't think my story is worth the time, then why waste your time REVIEWING said waste of time? Hmm?

I do take constructive critisism, though.

Random moments in my random life! (Warning:stupidity)

#1 (What I like to call "I'm munna blame u so I don't look like an idiot incident")

Setting: Cat and I were walking down to the gym, pointing out random things that we saw. Being really random and dumb.

Cat: Tree

Me: Bus

Cat:Grass

Me: Dirt

Cat: Ditch

Me: Um...building

Cat: DITCH!

Me: You alread said that!

With that i ironicly tripped and fell into said ditch.

Me: Cat! You didn't-ow- warn me-ow-!

Cat: Yeah huh! I did it...twice!


#2

Setting: In the school bathroom. Okay, quick explanation, I actually faint quiet frquently, but this was the first time I did it infront of them

I start to feel dizzy.

Me: Aw, Crap!

Cat: What?

Skittle (not her real name, but her nickname): Um...

Bri: ...

Dramtic faint. I then slowly come back into conciousness. My eyes aren't open but I can hear and feel. Bri, Skittle, and Cat are holding my feet and dragging me out of the bathrom.

Cat: Is she dead? Can I steal her shoes?

Skittle: They are nice...

Cat: Uh huh...

Bri: Enough about the shoes! Should we drag her to the nurse?

Cat: DRAG?

Skittle: Whata bout' teachers?

Bri: I don't care!

I slowly open my eayes and try to say something, but they swerved, causing my head to bahs into a wall and knock myself out agian. Evenually, I wake up , and kick and scream \unitl they let me go, not willing to run into another wall.

#3

Setting: Cat and I are on a school bus, going a a game. The window is open and she flings her arm up, the arm with her cell.

Me: Oh gosh, what if you threw that out the wndow?

Cat: Yeah, just be like-

She then whips her arm through the window, pretending to throw the phone.

Me: Hey, Cat?

Cat: Yeah?

Me: Where's your phone?

We both look out the window, and see a phone lying on the ground.

Cat: Out there.

Me:huh.

Cat:I can just walk out and get it. We ARE at a stop light.

A car ten drives by, runnig over said cell.

Cat:Nevermid...

Me: Well that sucks.

Cat: Wanna play rock paper scissors?

Me: HELL YEAH!

Now do u undertsand me and my friends random randomness?

Coping by Jasper.Fangirl reviews
Jasper and Rosalie have very different ways of coping with stress, and it causes an argument.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete