M.M.M - Personal Info - M.M.M

Real Name: Brandon

Age: 20

Gender: Male

Eye Color: Usually hazel. It changes.

Professions: Amateur Writer/Cryptographer-In-Training

Hobbies: Karate, gymnastics, parkour, jogging, swimming, writing, reading, listening to music.

Goal: To write something truly great. To live a quiet life.

Favorite Colors: Orange/Blue

Favorite Food: Steak. Definitely steak.

Favorite Books: All of the 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians' series, as well as the first book of the 'Heroes of Olympus' series. The Kane Chronicles also ranks pretty high up there.

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Bleach, Death Note (At least until the second half), Gurren Lagann, Highschool of the Dead, High School DXD, Vision of Escaflowne, and Trigun, Outlaw Star, Psycho-Pass, Fate/Zero. Not in this order, though.

Favorite Video Games: Katawa Shoujo, Saya no Uta, Halo: Combat Evolved (Original), or any Kingdom Hearts game (aside from COM).

Current Anime: None; I finished the ones I was watching.

M.M.M - Random Things - M.M.M

-I originally came to this site because I found a nice piece of writing here, entitled 'What's Meant to be Will Always Find a Way', and I wanted to look for anything else that was equally good. It's a nice Naruto fan-fiction, the main couple being NaruHina... Though, it has been removed from Fanfiction.net, which is pretty unfortunate.

-I made this profile mainly to put up some works that I've written thus far and to gain some sort of feedback. As such, reviews mean a lot. Do it often. Like, right now. Please?

Memorable Quotes:

"I am finished doing what I swore an oath to God 28 years ago to never do again. I've created, 'something that kills people.' And in that purpose, I was a success. I've done this because, philosophically, I am sympathetic to your aim. I can tell you with no ego, this is my finest sword. If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut." Hattori Hanzo - Kill Bill Vol.1

"That man [Batman] won't quit so long as he can draw breath. None of my teammates will. Me? I've got a different problem. [Punches Darkseid through the wall] I feel like I live in a world made of cardboard.Always taking care not to break something, to break someone. Never allowing myself to lose control, even for a moment, or someone could die. [Punches Darkseid again] But you can take it, can't you, big man? What we have here is a rare opportunity for me to cut loose, and show you just how powerful I really am." Superman - Justice League Unlimited

"If it doesn't kill you, use it and kill somebody else..."

"I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money."

"If you can't dazzle 'em with dexterity, baffle 'em with bullshit."

"Thank God I wore underwear today." Derek Zoolander - Zoolander

"Bed is for sissies, unless you're having sex in which case... yeah, bed is still for sissies." Gregory House - House

"Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid."

"Shotgun to the face is a great contingency plan! Wanna see how it cures insubordination?" Sarge - Red vs. Blue

"Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says 'We're all equals as men except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead.' Of course dropping a nuke on them from 50 thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling."

Caboose: "Hey Church, ever wonder why we're here?"

Church: "You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douchebag."

Caboose: "...I meant why are we up here in the sun when we could be standing down there in the shade."

Church: "Oh. Yeah, okay. Let's go stand in the shade." - Red vs. Blue

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"Bullets... my only weakness. How did you know?" Officer Palumbo - Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

"The thing you should be thinking about isn't whether or not I can actually kill you with the nail clippers, it should be the fact that whether I can or not is irrelevant. No matter if I can or not, you know full well that I'm going to try, and that more than anything else should scare the hell out of you for more than one reason and answer your question right there." Kenchi618, The Log Pope.

"No technology is worth my dignity. If talking on a wireless headset means I gotta look like Buck Rogers, then I'm not interested. Besides, there's a reason why people hold a phone to their head! It lets people around you know your talking on the phone. So those people know not to waste time talking to you until you finish, which you then indicate, by putting that mothaf*cka away!" Gin Rummy - The Boondocks

"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm." - George Carlin

"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his." General George S. Patton

"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." Carl Zwanzig

“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: ‘Cover for me.’ Number 2: ‘Oh, good idea, Boss!’ Number 3: ‘It was like that when I got here.’” Homer Simpson - The Simpsons

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!" Calculon - Futurama