"An ambulance is on its way. Please stay on the line, Noah." - Angst/Hurt/Comfort/Romance all tangled up into one when Puck is the first one on the scene after the bullies has taken it too far.

The thoughts, they come late at night and despite the best of efforts, he's not sure he's able to convince himself that there's nothing fundamentally wrong with him.

July, 1991. Children all over Britain receive their letters of acceptance to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Magic has always been a constant in Kurt Hummel's life, so the arrival of the letter isn't very surprising. It's different for Noah Puckerman.

Continuation of It only happens when they are drunk, Kurt will meet someone one day and They never go out drinking anymore. This is the final part in this 'verse. / The doorbell rings on a quiet Tuesday afternoon.

Continuation of It only happens when they are drunk and Kurt will meet someone one day / They never go out drinking anymore. Kurt is busy with his studies, with work, with Blaine. There is no time for Puck.

Suddenly having sex appeal is a must for Regionals and Kurt knows who can help him shed his baby penguin awkwardness. / Set after "Sexy", S2.

When Prince Kurt first met Sir Noah Puckerman and decided to keep him around for the rest of his life.

Special Agent Noah Puckerman has been working on the same case for several years. It's name? Operation Porcelain. It's objective? To catch the incredibly skilled con artist Kurt Hummel, who has got more than one trick up his sleeve.

Kurt Hummel is in a dry-spell. He himself is not particularly bothered by it until his best friend, Santana, tries to set him up with one of her exes.

SEQUEL to It only happens when they are drunk. / Kurt will meet someone one day. Puck knows this. One day, Kurt will come through the door holding hands with someone who treats him well.

He is only looking for one face and he hopes that it is not as pale as the bodies resting in the remains of the Great Hall.

Just a little something set in Noah's and Kurt's future inspired by the word 'happiness'. Established relationship.

It only happens when they are drunk. When the music has died down and they are enclosed by darkness and the flickering lights of the city night. Puck walks him home – they steady each other, Kurt's body is so warm and inviting pressed up against his side.

There was a familiar tingling in his abdomen, spreading down his thighs and up his torso. Arousal and nervousness combined, weakening his entire being when he looked down at Puck.

We had a promise paid, four hands and then away.

There was a slight pause, a moment with no reply, in which Kurt pondered over rolling over and pushing the jock out of bed, but before he got to that point, Puck answered him. "Dude, I've got a boner." / unfinished, but shut down.

The basement scene from Ballad with a different ending. / Written for cfaben.

This was supposed to be their first New Year's Eve celebration living under the same roof... and now Noah wouldn't be able to make it home in time.

Kurt was never supposed to leave.

Prompt: Snowball fight that ends in an unexpected makeout session.

"You... You need to go on without me, Noah. Leave me. Save yourself." / A snowball fight at McKinley gets out of hand. Rated T for a couple of bad words. This fic is just really whacko.

Al brought his best friend home to his older brother for Christmas break. This was the result, drenched in caramel sauce. / Nevermind the sucky summary, it's actually not that perverted. Just a little.

You get used to it. The rustle of sheets in early morning, just around seven o'clock, the mumbling and awkward goodbyes as he adjusts his clothes, thrown on haphazardly. Puck does not care. He has gotten used to it.

It has come to the Ice Queen's, the ruler of Kurtopia, attention that a certain Pool Boy runs around impregnating the maids and ladies of the Royal Court. / This story contains Kurt in beautiful dresses and Puck in various states of nakedness.

Kurt has been away, being the great superstar that he is, and finally is able to get home to the love of his life. A very fluffy one-shot, set in a purtilicious future. Established relationship.

Ten years after graduation, it is time for the McKinley High School Reunion. Kurt and Puck thinks back on an encounter which changed their lives. It's only mild angst! You probably won't even cry.

Chapter 1: Kurt Hummel is deeply in love with Finn Hudson - that is barely a secret. But why is he in love with him? Chapter 2: Kurt's cool. Finn has always thought so, but now... Chapter 3: woops, what happens here? *sly face*