Hi!

Or at least I think I'm supposed to say 'hi!'... I'm not exactly sure how one is supposed to write one's profile.

Anyway, I get the idea that you're supposed to say something about yourself.

So...

I'm currently a Year 12 student in a West Australian school. Fanfiction is my current addiction and favourite form of procrastination, from wonderfully annoying things such as study and violin practice. I swear, ever since I started writing fanfiction, the actually amount of time I spend actually paying attention in class has at least halved.

But oh well, such is life.

In terms of texts - books, movies etc. - I'll read just about anything. I do tend more towards to fantasy sci/fi and classics. I also have got a bit of an addiction to all things Korean - dramas, music and especially the music videos. I've also recently fallen into reading manga

So for those of you that end up following my stories, you can expect a wide range of categories, but you're going to have to be patient, while I finish the last semester of school!

And thanks for looking up my profile!

Enjoy the stories!

Kylara - Jade

Right, so it's been an absolute age since I was on here...to little time, to much to do - life turned hectic. Not in an overly interesting way, but still - hectic. I've gone back and look at what I've written, and I'm just not happy with it. Some stories don't flow from chapter to chapter, the subtleties are anything but, not to mention some atrocious grammar in places. And it just doesn't seem realistic. And though this is fanfiction, I reckon it should be within the realms of possibility.

So basically, I'm re-writing. I'm sorry if you think I've finally updated, and its only a re-write. I'll be doing one story at a time, and then going on to finish it. So this is a long term project...because they're all multi-chapter stories. I obviously don't like making things easy for myself.

Anyway, I hope if you do re-read my stories that you see a marked improvement in plot flow and character depth.

All the best!

Kylara - Jade

If you cannot understand my argument, and declare it's Greek to me, you are quoting Shakespeare; if you claim to be more sinned against than sinning, you are quoting Shakespeare; if you recall your salad days, you are quoting Shakespeare; if you act more in sorrow than in anger; if your wish is father to the thought; if your lost property has vanished into thin air, you are quoting Shakespeare; if you have ever refused to budge an inch or suffered from green-eyed jealousy, if you haveplayed fast and loose, if you have been tongue-tied, a tower of strength, hoodwinked or in a pickle, if you have knitted your brows,made a virtue of necessity, insisted on fair play, slept not one wink,stood on ceremony, danced attendance (on your lord and master), laughed yourself into stitches, had short shrift, cold comfort or too much of a good thing, if you have seen better days or lived in a fool's paradise -why, be that as it may, the more fool you , for it is aforegone conclusion that you are,as good luck would have it, quoting Shakespeare; if you think it is early days and clear out bag and baggage, if you think it is high time and that that is the long and short of it, if you believe that the game is up and that truth will outeven if it involves your own flesh and blood, if you lie low till the crack of doom because you suspect foul play, if you have your teeth set on edge (at one fell swoop) without rhyme or reason, then - to give the devil his due - if the truth were known (for surely you have atongue in your head) you are quoting Shakespeare; even if you bid me good riddance and send me packing, if you wish I was dead as a door-nail, if you think I am an eyesore, a laughing stock, the devil incarnate, a stony-hearted villain, bloody-minded or a blinking idiot, then - by Jove! O Lord! Tut tut! For goodness' sake! What the dickens! But me no buts! - it is all one to me, for you are quoting Shakespeare.

Bernard Levin

Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate about people

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know
where my watch is pal, where the F is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
fíng right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the F would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fíng
floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a
choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the F?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever fíng does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come
yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here, knob head?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So
what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No
it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks. That's an
image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't
insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have
a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fíng McTosser.