Kinki Kiwi
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Joined Feb 28, 2010, id: 2272646, Profile Updated: Mar 11, 2010
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Name: Lexi c:

Gender: I am thankful to be a chick

Age: Mmmmm... Im not gonna tell. Yeah, Imma jerk like that. But I'm younger than 20.

Hobbies: Writing, reading, thinking, sleeping, talking, and Sakura. Yes, she is a hobby ;D

Likes: Code Geass, Naruto, my friends, reading stuff on my computer, thinking, and threatning to hurt people.

Dislikes: Anti Sakura, Anti SakuAkat, Fake vegetarions, vegetarions (No offense), and shcool

Fears: Being discovered that I tend to make weird noises at my house alone in my room

Goals: To get my doctors degree in Astronamy!

My Favorite Naruto Couples: WARNING! MANY CRACK PAIRINGS BELOW!

Sakura x Akatsuki

Sakura x Shikamru

Sakura x Hinata

Hinata x Naruto

Sasuke x Temari

Ino x Neji

Ino x Kiba

Tsuande x Jiraiya

Sakura x OC

Kakuzu x OC

Couples I hate:

Sasuke x Sakura

Naruto x Ino

Shikamaru x Ino

Shikamaru x Temari

Code Geass Pairings:

Kallen x Lelouch

Kallen x Zero

Kallen x CC

Shirley x Kallen

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Is the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!'

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the person out that talked bad about you

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it
back!

If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to your
funeral, because I'd be in jail for killing the
person who did it.


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I Will Break You! by kisukebenihime reviews
MadSaku. Uchiha Corp just hired a new secretary for one of their sellers. Funny thing is, Madara doesn’t want one. Sakura’s ‘no-nonsense’ attitude just has to work; it has to! Watch the sparks fly as the two dominate personalities clash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,040 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 268 - Updated: May 12, 2011 - Published: Jan 26, 2010 - Madara U., Sakura H.
StarStruck by AkaGirl207 reviews
Deidara, A rockstar searching for more in his life and Sakura, A normal teenage girl on a school feild trip. Will love blossem between the two or will Deidara just play with her. Deidara x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,987 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 46 - Updated: Jul 8, 2010 - Published: Feb 22, 2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 299 - Updated: Jun 15, 2010 - Published: Dec 9, 2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Radio by 15thBurningFiddle reviews
Today is Sakura's eighteenth birthday! That means she's legal now, right? \AU, MadaSaku, other minor Sakura pairings.\ UPDATED: FEB 10
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,452 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 170 - Updated: Feb 14, 2010 - Published: Aug 25, 2009 - Madara U., Sakura H.
Let the Feathers Fly reviews
Sakura, a girl who loves causing trouble and spreading chaos. Akatsuki, a group of bad asses who live a life of crime. What happens when Sakura pulls off her biggest trick yet? Simple. It catches the eyes of the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,525 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 46 - Updated: Mar 15, 2010 - Published: Mar 6, 2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.