Why hello there, I do hope you enjoy some lovely stories, and leave your thoughts. :3

I am Insane!

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me.

I'm the type of girl who walks into chairs and apologizes.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If the doctor is cute, screw the fruit.

A man who take sleeping pill and laxative on same night will wake up in deep shit.

God made all men and Winchester made them all equal.

I'm as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

I run into everything, but love my life!!!!...Owwwwww!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

You know you lived in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile! (Hell yes i cried...)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you KNOW those voices are real...copy and past this is your profile.