PEOPLE!! READTHISIFYOUCARE;;

I've been on a really long hiatus-thingy, mostly because for a while (basically all of summer) I was in a situation where I couldn't do much of anything on ff because of an extremely crappy computer and being busy all the time. I'm out of that situation now, but I need a while to get working on things again and to get back into the rhythm of typing/writing. I'm sooooo sorry to the people I made promises to and I apologise for all the things I haven't accomplished. Dx Hopfully I'll be able to upload some stuff I've been working on, like Seven Days and The End, and more than likely a new crossover fanfic I've just recently started...

Anyway, I hope you people haven't given up on me!! (Even though, if I were you, I would have given up on me by now, too... ^_^;;;)

UPDATE ON THIS TOPIC~ ...Yeah, uhmm, I'm STILL trying to work on this... _;; I'M SO SORRY... OTL;;;

INTRODUCTION;;

Hallow~

Uhhm.

...Yeah.

I'm still kinda new at this, so just deal with it.

NAME;;

So, I guess I put my name here first? Truthfully, I have so many different names...

Maggie, Margaret, Maggers, Fred, Magatron, Tsuki, Gater, Arthur, Mello, Frogee, Retard, Stupid, Emo, Freak, Weird, and many more that I cannot think of at the top of my head.

So.

Call me what you like.

ABOUTME;;

Urghh. Last time I tried this, I sounded retardedddddddd. _;; Uhhm. Well, I'm an otaku, I guess. My current obsession is Hetalia~ =w= Past obsessions include Death Note, Keroro Gunso, Soul Eater, Vampire Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, the Higurashi series, and Fruits Basket. I still love all these anime/manga with a passion, just not as much as before.. u_u;; However, I like a ton of different anime/manga like Loveless, xxxHolic, Tsubasa, Zombie Loan, Chobits, Cardcaptor Sakura, Elfin Lied, Tokyo Mew Mew, Vocaloid (it is a manga!!), Othello, Fullmetal Alchemist, Sex Therapist, Metamo Kiss, Kuroshitsuji, Lucky Star, Chibi Vampire/Karin, D. Gray-Man, Bizenghast, Maximum Ride, Cirque du Freak, and Kingdom Hearts. Oh, I'm also obsessed with oneee little cartoon that goes by the epic name of Invader Zim. XD (ZaDr pwns, by the way. c:)

I like reading too~
Warriors series, Harry Potter series, May Bird, The House of Night series, Cirque Du Freak, Maximum Ride, the Death Note books, the Fangs4Freaks series, Fallen, the Ghost Girl series, the Hunger Games, the Vladimir Tod series, and a ton more I can't think of right now. c:

Yipperz. That's me. Uhhm. Yeah.

...You can scroll down now. _;;

COPYANDPASTE;;

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Geez, most people on here are writers: don't use sterotypes!

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool, and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I must be stuck-up.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1. Yao

2. Feliciano

3. Francis

4. Ivan

5. Ludwig

6. Alfred

7. Peter

8. Kiku

9. Gilbert

10. Arthur

11. Heracles

12. Matthew

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

LudwigxArthur. Uhhhmmmmmmmmmm... How about, HELL NO. :x

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

XD Francis?? He thinks he is...

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

...That would be strange... +shrugs+ I dunno...

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

YES. Yes, I have... XD +laughs at memories+

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

o.O;;;;;; Uhhhhh... I... I don't think so...

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

Ivan/Kiku or Ivan/Gilbert

Well, Ivan and Gilbert are kinda popular... +doesn't ship Ivan and Gilbert+

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

I don't really think Peter would care, really... I dunno!! XD

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

NO.

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

XDDDDDD OHGAWDTHERESHOULDBE. +Once again laughing at fond memories+

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Uhhh... Yao and Ludwig. o.o;; Uhhhmmmm... Miscommunication (cuz that's the only way it'd exist. ._.'')

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Francis and Heracles...

They'd discuss sex?? XD I don't know... ((I don't know a whole lot, do I??))

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

First one: NO.

Second: ...Possibly... +doesn't know+

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

...The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku?? +first thing that appeared in my head+

14. if you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Feliciano/Francis/Alfred

...DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE ON CRACK.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Does Kiku use pick-up lines?? On Ludwig, for that matter??

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

... D: +DUNWANNA+

17) What would happen if seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

...Peter would be scarred.

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one?

...Ionno. Tell him Hello Kitty sucks then say he doesn't want to become one with him...??

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

O.o;; ...not that I know of.

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

XD ... +raises hand+

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Hnnn... Not really...

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Feliciano/Ivan/Ludwig. Uhhh. No. Well, maybe, if you twist things around a bit... +evil thoughts+

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Uhhm. "OHMAIFARIES" probably. :\

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

O.O NNKAY, FREAKY. A FEW MOMENTS AGO.

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Hannah Montana. Yippers. +nodnod+

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

...Drunk, maybe...

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

No. Just no.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Yao and Gilbert are in a happy relationship until Gilbert suddenly runs off with Ivan. Yao, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Heracles and a brief unhappy affair with Matthew, then follows the wise advice of Ludwig and finds true love with Feliciano.

O_O

CRACK.

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

PeterxKiku -- ...That would be strange. Very. VERY. strange. That'd be... uhh, kinda pedo-like for Kiku, and that's too much like Francis. So. Uhm. I would find that weird. o.O;;;;

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
() You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
() You're very happy-go-lucky.
() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
(x) You're a good artist.
(x)You can be clumsy.
() You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
() You would surrender in a war situation.

(4/10) for North Italy

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes.
(x) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot.
(x) You tend to get irritated easily.
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
() You hate French people.
() You rely on people too much.
() You would surrender in a war situation.
() You often feel like people are after your inheritance.
(x) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning.

(4/10) for South Italy

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious.
() Sausages are your favourite foods.
() You like to walk dogs/your dog.
() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
()You love rules and think they should always be followed to.
() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
()You work very hard, too hard...
() Your alone time is your 'happy time'
() You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
(x) You've had issues with money once or twice.

(1/10) for Germany

Japan (Kiku Honda)

() You're very mature.
()You think everything over before saying it.
() You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
() You isolated yourself during childhood.
() You became very successful in a short amount of time.
() You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
() You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
() You're good at practical tasks.
(x) You need time to adjust to new people.

(1/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers.
() You think you're awesome.
() You love to invent things.
(x) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
()You can seem to be very brash to other people.
(x) You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
() You're terrified of ghosts.
() You know aliens exist.
() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
(x) You wear glasses.

(3/10) for America

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea.
(x) You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid.
(x)You're very sarcastic and cynical.
(x) Your cooking is awful.
(x) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
(x)...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
(x) You have tried doing black magic before.
(x) You get drunk quite easily.
() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
(x) You're good at embroidery.

(8/10) for UK

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

() You're very affectionate.
() You think you have a great fashion sense.
() You like wine.
() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
() You love red roses.
(x) When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
() You're very proud of yourself.
(x) You love culture and the arts.
() You're very flamboyant.
() You say you're a gourmet.

(2/10) for France

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

() You had a very sad childhood.
() You're very tall.
() You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
() You wear a scarf all the time.
() You love sunflowers.
()You love vodka.
() You can seem intimidating to other people.
() You're very strong.
() You have a big nose.
() You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

(0/10) for Russia

China (Wong Yao)

() You're very mature.
() You're very superstitious.
() You're very religious.
() You love pandas.
() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
(x) You love Hello Kitty.
(x) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
() You work hard.
(x) You're good at drawing.
(x) You like sweets.

(4/10) for China

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

() You are very well-raised.
() You're polite.
() You love classical music.
(x) You like cake.
() You have a mole on your face.
(x) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
() You've composed music before.
() You tend to call people 'morons'.
(x) You wear glasses.

(3/10) for Austria

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(x) You're often ignored by people.
(x) You look younger than you actually are.
() You love hockey.
() You love polar bears.
() You hate fighting.
(x)You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
() You often get mistaken for someone else.
() You feel under-appreciated.
() You're bilingual.
() You always carry a bear with you.

(3/10) for Canada

Cuba

() You smoke.
() You're very physically strong.
() You've won a lot of fist-fights.
() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
(x) You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
(x) You like hot weather.
() You can be very friendly from time to time.
() You look very tough on the outside.
() You make a very nice role-model.
() You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

(2/10) for Cuba

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

(x) You have a potty-mouth.
() You like to wear flowers in your hair.
() You used to be a very tough kid.
() You're very reliable.
(x) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
(x) You're very faithful.
(x) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
() You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
(x) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
(x) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(6/10) for Hungary

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited.
(x) You're a bit of a hooligan.
(x) You're very loyal.
() You're very good at tactics.
() You hate Russia.
() You love to fight people.
() You can avoid marriages quite well.
(x) You're not always taken seriously.
() You like drinking.
() You want to become stronger.

(3/10) for Prussia

Whoo!! Yeah, Arthur, bitchezz. ;D

Whatever.