RealFunkyTownhide bio
 Author has written 32 stories for Supernatural. I love to write about the boys' past growing up and the unique relationship they have as brothers. While it definitely takes Sam and Dean to make the series, I find the contradictions, hidden vulnerability and many layers of Dean to be the most interesting. I also greatly enjoy Bobby’s role as a surrogate father of sorts and love to work with the characters of Ellen and Jo as extensions of the brothers' family. My Supernatural stories are also posted at LiveJournal under real_funky_town (gen and het, rated PG-13 or less) and reapertownusa (slash and dark!fics rated PG-13 and up - please read that journal's warnings before reading). All my Supernatural stories can be found together at dreamwidth under reapertownusa. As much as I love them, the Supernatural verse and characters are of course not mine and the Winchester boys are exceedingly grateful for that. No copyright infringement is intended and this is just for fun, not profit - trust me, I’m still as broke as ever. Thanks for reading – and writing. It’s a real joy to read the many interpretations of the brothers and their lives. | |||||||
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Bodies of Water by film princess reviews
Sequel to Sacrificial Son. It's been ten years since Sarina, but a new hunt involving the bodies of teenage boys lined up on a river's edge is bringing back horrible memories for Dean; just what he needs after losing his father. Tag to Bloodlust.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,697 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Crows in the Wheatfield by ontara reviews
After a hunt gone wrong Dean wakes up in the middle of nowhere with no memory of what happened and in a world of trouble. With Sam at Stanford, Dean has to rely on his father to find him in time. Hurt/Dean;Protective/John. Please read to find out more!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,520 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
In Shadow by UnholyMuse reviews
Pre-Series AU. The boys are put in separate foster homes after John is sent to prison. Five years apart in very different lifestyles sees them eventually reunited. Will their bond survive after years of separation and abuse? Contains abuse & rape.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 238,420 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
Bruised verse: Bruise Pristine by BeckaBoo1735 reviews
AU Dean Turner‘s parents died when he was 7, Uncle Ron kindly took him in, training him to hunt. When Dean has to stay at the Winchester’s, Mary and John’s son Sam soon discovers the stranger isnt as lucky to have his uncle as he sounds. Child abuse
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 132,127 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Good Country People by silver ruffian reviews
Dean Winchester has been missing for four years. He's been a guest at Sweetbriar State Hospital for six months and now his past and present loved ones are coming for him. Gabriel Bender 'verse, dark AU, extreme Dean whump, Sam angst, hurt/comfort in later chapters.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 134,701 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sacrificial Son by film princess reviews
Dean finds himself caught in the clutches of a water succubus after a heated debate with his father concerning Sam's decision to leave the family business. Will John realize what's happening in time to save him? Hurt!Dean, Worried!John/Sam/Bobby
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,645 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Castiel Vs The Creatures With The Cookies by dreamlitnight reviews
This is a sequel of sorts to my drabble-The Winchester Phenomenom-It Features Castiel battling girl scouts none of which were harmed in the writing of this.. though they were grossly misrepresented to bring cookies to Sam and Dean, who are hurt and sad.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Winchester Phenomenon by dreamlitnight reviews
E/O Drabble Challenge, Word-Weird... Castiel tries to figure out how to help the boys. Hurt/Dean, Limp,Comforting/Sam, and Confused/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Flame Out by Carol reviews
Summary: E/O Challenge…weird…Sam just wants to burn, Dean just wants to watch...things get a little naughty for everyone
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
After Midnight by Carol reviews
E/O Challenge: Nail…After he and Sam get in a bit of trouble, Dean makes a late night phone call to Bobby…
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
The Family Jewels by sg2009 reviews
Bobby's not sure what to do with the cursed idjits. Spoilers possible through season 5. There's some crack and then a little plot and then some schmoop. And the overuse of the phrase idjits.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,165 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Fever Dreams by sg2009 reviews
John comes home tired and on edge and finds nine year old Dean asleep on the job. This was written from a detailed prompt at the hoodie time h/c fanfic challenge .
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Dean W., John W. - Complete
Fresh Meat The Expanded Version by silver ruffian reviews
Teenaged Dean hunts cannibal fuglies and gets much closer to the action than he intended. Multi-chapter fic, expansion of drabbles I wrote for Enkidu07's birthday.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,260 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Dean W., John W.
Agents and Hunters by sg2009 reviews
Crossover with NCIS. People who work in Abby's lab are never what they seem. And Sam is no exception.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,679 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Woods are Lonely, Dark and Deep by Zatnikatel reviews
Missy Bender was three things. She was obsessive. She was insane. And she was in love – with a tall, beautiful stranger who looked real purty when he was hurting. But unfortunately for Dean Winchester, one thing she wasn’t was still locked in the closet…
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,131 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
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Ruins of Our Own Construction reviews
Sam and Dean are fighting injured in the midst of a zombie apocalypse, but just because they have a world full of new problems, doesn't mean the old ones have gone away.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,367 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
Heavenly Peace reviews
Lucifer has taken Sam as his vessel, but once a year Sam and Dean still get twenty-four hours together. This year they're meeting for the last time.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
We're a Couple of Misfits reviews
The boys struggle with a move to a new school, but find that they still have everything they need.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Christmases to Remember reviews
Some Christmases have been more memorable for Bobby than others. A series of five drabbles.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Bobby S., Dean W. - Complete
Not Just Any Cookie reviews
While trying to close a hunt, Dean finds the cookie he's been looking for. And steals it of course.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
We Start and End with Family reviews
Two years after losing his brother, Dean has settled down and started a new family, but he's never forgotten the family he left behind and his past has not forgotten him.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,079 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
Right Place, Wrong Time reviews
Dean can't do anything easy - even if it's just getting a burger.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Silence Speaks reviews
When Zachariah doesn't return to take Dean back from 2014, Dean has to find common ground with himself and undertakes a new plan to save Sam and stop Lucifer.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
Persuasion reviews
E/O Drabble Challenge. Dean learned how to get what he wanted at a young age. So did Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Unsinkable reviews
When a haunted ship case goes bad Sam and Dean are left stranded and Dean decides that only one of them can make it back to shore.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Scruple reviews
E/O CHALLENGE. Word: Unfortunate. Dean can't always keep a level head, but he doesn't have to with his conscience standing at his side.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Fulfillment is Rain reviews
Trying to distract Sam from Jessica's death, Dean lets his brother talk him into a backpacking trip to hunt for the cause of some deadly Bigfoot sightings. The backcountry trip takes a turn for the worse when Sam becomes the next victim.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
A Time to Heal reviews
AU tag to 'Sam, Interrupted'. Dean doesn't get out of the hospital and is trapped with his memories of hell. While the hospital staff attempts to save him, Dean realizes that he is not the only one at the hospital threatened with ghosts of the past.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
Lies Become Truth reviews
An attack by a gang of demons freshly freed from hell, leaves Dean unable to lie, at the top of FBI’s most wanted list and soon forced into an experimental psyche program. Meanwhile Sam and Bobby are left to unravel the full extent of the demons’ plans.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Dean W., Sam W.
Surprises reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Weight. Dean doesn’t remember that it is his birthday, but Sam does.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Countdown reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Weight. Dean considers how quickly time is slipping through his fingers after the hunt at the Morton House.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Contentment reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Soak. Dean is struggling through a bad fever and his defenses are down. Sam figures out what his brother really needs.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Vital reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Urgent. Sam has been cursed and Dean is running out of time to save his brother.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Trumped reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Crust. The boys are on a tight schedule to stop a vengeful spirit and the men who have the last of her remains aren’t being cooperative.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Harmless reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Weird. Sam wishes he wasn't always right, especially about clowns.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Necessity reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Shield. John is conflicted about the life he has chosen for his sons.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - John W., Dean W. - Complete
Caffeinated reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Coffee. A bikini barista roadside coffee stand is experiencing poltergeist activity and Dean is first in line to lend a hand.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Chaste reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Shield. Castiel drops in on Dean during a moment of free time and attempts to understand his friend's idea of entertainment.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Indisposed reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Shield. When Sam gets sick, Dean is there to help.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Contradictions reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Shield. During a hunt to stop a series of deaths surrounding a local coven, Dean realizes that witches aren't all as evil as he thought.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Tantamount reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Any idiom. Sam and John are at each other’s throats again and Dean knows why.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Rescues reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Shoulder. While heading back through Rock Ridge, Colorado Dean runs into one of their former interviewees who is looking to place some of his reptiles with new homes.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Doubt reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Shoulder. Castiel is on a mission to raise a righteous soul from hell. He wonders why it was ever there at all.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Guardian reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Soft. After a hunt, Dean contemplates kids, family and the hunting life.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
Promises reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Soft. A shapeshifter gets the jump on the boys during a hunt in the woods. Happy birthday KKBelvis!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Salvation reviews
E/0 Challenge. Word: Warm. Dean loses a fight with a nixie water sprite, but he was never in it alone.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Sick Days reviews
Dean’s obsession with apparently random medical deaths from his past lands him and Sam in the middle of a deadly epidemic. When Dean falls ill Sam struggles to keep his brother alive long enough to learn the truth about what’s happening to the town.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,103 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
