Some facts about lint:

1. has been writing as a hobby since portable computers had screens the size of Wonder bread and were the size of carryon luggage.
2. favorite punctuation mark? The semicolon.
3. enjoys a good slice of gourmet local tofu from time to time.
4. in terms of actually finishing stories, rates at about 'super slack attack'.
5. grew up on an orchid farm.
6. always brings the fruitcake to the holiday party.
7. favorite joke: Man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ow.
8. is actually laughing out loud at the previous fact.
9. is a professional ballet dancer.
10. does not float.
11. cheats at crosswords.

12. um. Hey, look! Isn't that Elvis Presley?

End facts. They're vastly overrated. You may choose which of these you wish to believe.

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