I hate bad grammer, out-of-charecter charecters, misspelled words and boring plots. I will judge accordingly.

Also, if you're a stoner or use any type of illegal drug, stop reading my work right now! I refuse to share my work with the heartless bastards who allow innocent mexicans die daily!

List twelve of your favorite charecters from your fandom, in no particular order.

Somehow, charecters with the name Ed keep turning up in good pieces of fiction (Twilight notwithstanding.) So tonight, I'm going to do a list of Eds

1. Ed (Ed, Edd, N Eddy)

Ok, easy . . .

2. Edd (Same)

I love lists.

3. Eddy (same)

4. Edd (Eddsworld)

5. Edward scissorhands (Title)

6. Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Wonder what this is for?

7. Edward Cullen (The worst piece of monkey turds ever published in novel form, AKA Twilight.)

8. Edward Wong Hau Pepulu Tivruskii the Fourth (Cowboy Bebop)

9. Edwardo (Fosters home for imaginary friends.)

10. Mr. Ed (Title)

11. Ed the hyena (The Lion King)

12. Oedipus Rex (Title)

Well, that was fun. now what?

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

It probably exists, duee to both being popular media, although it would be disturbing beyond all reason. Unless, of couse, their relationship is platonic.

you think four is hot? How hot?

Holy rock in a hard place! Not really, considering he's merely British animation. He is funny though . . . .

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

So he went from fucking his mom to fucking an underaged girl? Seriously, king or not, I'd haft to kick the shit out of him. Nobody impregnates a little girl that awsome without reprocusions.

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Absolutely not, they'd either be too fluffy or too depressing. But I might read one now just for the hell of it.

5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Finally, We've run into the ho-yay. Judging from what each of them likes in a suitor (Blondes that are as tough as nails for Double d and reliable friends who can fix metal stuff for Elric) I could see it working, just so long as the age gap is somehow adressed.

6.Five/nine or Five/Ten? Why?

I'll go with Scissorhands/Edwardo since all that fur would give him something to do. The latter would be horrifying until we look on Scissorhads' face when he finds the horse he's screwing is shouting "Rape!" in perfect english.

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Somehow I'm not suprised that Edward Cullen would want to watch such a thing, but knowing him he probably won't try and stop the convicted pedophile (See number 3) from raping a child genius and thus scarring him for life. In fact, knowing Edward's tendancy for rape, he might join in.

8. Make up a summery for a Three/Ten fic.

He was a conman with nothing to lose, and he was a horse with everything to say. Togeather they would blaze a trail never traveled before and sing a song no man or beast had ever sung before . . . or since.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

God, I wish! That would be the cutest thing on this website. They're the same age, they're both ditz's, and Ed would absolutely love the Bebop.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/confort fic.

Thank God it's finally over!, told from Bella's perspective after she marries Oedipus after he Killed Edward. and now it's disgusting.

11. anyone on your friend's list read Three yet?

I don't really keep friend's lists, since the internet can be rife with imposters. But I'm sure someone on this website reads Fics on Eddy.

12. Does any one on your friend's list write or draw Eleven?

"Hey everybody: draw a retarded hyena from the Disney Co." hehe . . . no.

13. Would anyone on your friend's list write Two/Four/Five?

I wish they'd do this too. That would be the most intellectual yet comedic fic ever. I would subscribe to it in a minute's notice.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?

The song from the Royco cup of soup commercial, I can so see her re-enacting that.

15.If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve, what would your warning be?

Warning: Oh Yes, there Will be Ho-yay. And . . . Momma-fuckers, but that's trivial.

16. When was the last time you've read a fic about Five?

Never, really. I've never even seen the movie. I'll probably haft to see it soon though, considering my friends obsession with these types of movies.

17. (1) and(7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot-one night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advise of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Dammit Edward Cullen, keep your filthy vampire hands off my childhood! I'm not even going to start with the interesting aspects were missing from missing the british comedian partnering up with a mexican Eldrich abomination for good. Also, Ed, stop having sex with wild animals! That's how Aids began! And not that dating a king years older than you is much better. And thus the slightly-emo human shredder sets him on the right path with his greedy best friend who might or might not have shown homoerotic tendencies towards another charecter in the show.

What name would you give this fic?

A random Ed-ever

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was cannon?

NOOOOOOOO. NO! NOoooooo! N-O! No-ho-ho-ho! nononononononononononono no no no no No No NO NO NO NO No