JockoHomohide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Kim Possible, StarTrek: Other, Blade, and Mario. I'm an admittedly terrible writer! I write more for gits and shiggles than anything else, and I like other silly fanfics. |
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Luigi's Masturbatory Odyssey! by juicydickhugger reviews
Luigi likes to fap. He wants to fap so much, he will cover the etire Mushroom Kingdom with his spunky man juice. Whill he acheive his dream of jerking it in every locaton? Or will he be huimiliated? Find out!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2019 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Luigi, Daisy] [Wario, Waluigi]
Pit's Peeing Problem by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus reviews
Poor Pit has a urine problem affecting him. Every night when he tries to sleep, he always ends up needing to go to the bathroom. Can the Smashers help Pit out of his predicament? Or will the angel boy leak more content than the leaks for Super Smash Bros.? Either way, Pit better hope that he doesn't wet himself and end up as a pit full of urine!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Pit, R.O.B., Silver
The Chronicles of Jesus and Shrek by burtwilson reviews
Jesus and Shrek do stuff in the shower.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Complete
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Fruit and Veggie
Satsuma is the princess of the Citrus Kingdom, and dreams of going on adventures. When a chance adventure comes her way, she finds herself experianceing more than she ever dreamed of and finding a Prince Charming of her own. Mostly K rated but later chaperts might be M for steamy romance
Mario - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Published: 5/1/2018 - Wario
Joachim Versus Benaderp Cucumberbatch
There's an impostor on the loose on Ceti Alpha V, can Joachim keep him away from his freshly-made cupcakes?
StarTrek: Other - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
Star Trek 14: The Search for Badonkadonk
Khan likes watching Joachim twerk, but wishes there were more of him! Will the laws of physics, time, space, and series canon break and allow him this fantasy to come true?
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
A Very Blade Christmas reviews
The vampire council gathers for their annual Christmas party, looking forward to the gift exchange. Will one vampire get an extra special gift this season?
Blade - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Complete
Speak Softly and Carry the Biggest Stick
An interesting encounter between Khan Noonien Singh and Harry Mudd turns out far more awkward than expected.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Complete
KimNapping reviews
A argument between Drakken and Senor gets out of hand, leaving Kim in a bad situation. Hilarity ensues.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Kim P., The Seniors: Señor Senior, Senior and Junior - Complete
