DressagePunk
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Joined 11-20-09, id: 2151956, Profile Updated: 09-22-13
Author has written 34 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

I’m DressagePunk, because I’m an Eventer (aka Hard Core Horse Back Rider [most of us are considered clinically insane]) and Dressage is the first phase of eventing, and a horse I used to ride, well his name was Punk. I’m a sucker for any fic that even mildly involves horses.

But my avatar, picture thing is a picture of me jumping my Eventer Pony, who I'm very temped to change his name to Cluster Buck, because you all know what it sounds like; but I really bloody love him.

There are two things in this world that make me truly happy, riding horses and escaping through literature. It doesn’t matter whether I’m reading or writing it. I love it. And via a quote I stole from the wonderful Gamma Orionis

"Great art is not that which creates something utterly new, but that which takes something we have seen before and forces us to look at it in a new way. Fanfiction, therefore, is not the lowest form of literature, but, indeed, the highest."

I really believe what this quote says is true. Where else can anything happen. With characters that everyone already loves.


I have this awful habit of starting stories and never finishing them. Or almost finishing them. Also grammar and spelling are NOT MY THING! I'm constantly looking for a good beta, because I suck, but I either never respond or never like what I'm offered. Because I'm a pain in the ass. So on that note any takers?

But as for me, I’m fairly boring. I was born and raised in the United States; I ride horses like it’d my bloody job. I couldn’t quit, ever. It’s like a drug, hell it probably equates to meth. I've recently gotten insanely into Crossfit, which is this fitness revolution that's changing the world. Well maybe not, but it sure as hell changed my muscle tone. I LOVE Crossfit; again it's like meth but you get to keep your teeth. I'm also currently in school for engineering so sometimes school just gets in the way. Sometimes I need to focus a little more on Organic Chemistry and a little less on potions; as much as it pains me.

Also I may have a slight addiction to Netflix.

I’d most likely be in Slytherin, because while I have no issue hurling myself and my horse at four foot stationary objects, I’m going to look out for myself before anyone else. Oh and I look like a Slytherin. Blonde and blue eyed. And I can be a total ass to anyone, just depends on my mood. And I can smirk well, but oh well.

The Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenge Forum is bloody fantastic, I’m there way too much. And I really love writing random stuff. Also I'm freaking awful at finishing stories for challenges so they almost never get submitted or reviewed.

As for my Harry Potter ships; I don’t really love have any favorite pairings, I tend to stick with my favorite characters, Sirius Black, Draco Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange.

I tend to write a bunch of Hermione because she seems to easily fit with my favorites, and on some level I actually enjoy writing about her.

But as for things I hate, I really don’t read slash, some femslash, but slash just gets a little too weird for me. But anything with Umbridge, Gildroy, Quirell, Hagrid I won’t even half way click on it.

Reviews

They light up my bloody world. I literally get ‘pee my pants’ excited when I get a single review, If I get more, it just escalates. I mean I got 20 reviews for the first chapter of my Dramione story and I literally had to take a minute to calm down. But if you could do me a favor and review when you read I really appreciate them, because they help improve my writing, and they actually do help me write faster.

Also, It makes me slightly irritated when people put the story on Alert, and haven't reviewed at all. I mean you obviously want to continue reading it, so Please tell me what I'm doing either way wrong or right. Some of my favorite reviews are where people have criticized my works. I'm a review-whore, It's pretty simple.

Because I’ve sworn to myself that for the Harry Potter World, I’m going to review everything I read. Everything, every chapter, because if it were someone reading my fics, I would want every single one of their reviews.

If you want my help or just need someone to talk too, PM me, I'll respond. By the way I love when people ask my opinion on their stories and I always try to be helpful.

So if you have any questions, just ask:)

I'm in really big need of a Beta:) I would like someone that is good with grammar and spelling since it's something I lack... I would also love if they check their e-mail and will beta quickly like within 5 days after I send it to them. MSG me if your interested.

Dramione Do's and Don't's by MusicalCatharsis reviews
Just something stupid to get back in the writing game. A list of ten do's and don't's to writing a refreshing Dramione story
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Tic Tac Toe reviews
She pops X's, and he smokes O's. Tic Tac Toe. But this isn't a game anymore. This is real. Sirius X Hermione; written for HPFC Ashleigh's Monthly Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
A Proposition reviews
Hermione wants a child more than anything in the wizarding world. Can she convince Draco Malfoy of all people to be the father? Albeit a removed one, or will he fight for more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,232 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Right and Proper reviews
He'd always loved her, always wanted her for himself. Their relationship wasn't proper. He was done sharing her, he wanted her to himself. Sirius was a fling, she was his match. Remus/Hermione/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
The Protest reviews
Isabella Swan; booked with four accounts of first degree assault; after assaulting a military funeral protestor with a Christian Louboutin Shoe. Rated T will be M shortly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
Dirty Santa reviews
A sexually repressed Sirius, and a seductive Hermione are matched for a Secret Santa game. A sexual Rendezvous the night before the gift exchange gives Sirius the perfect idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
A Patron Marriage reviews
A night of fun after the Yule Ball as Viktor and Fleur decide that marriage is the best idea, completely plastered with the help of Patron, will they're marriage be a sham?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Viktor K., Fleur D. - Complete
Smoking Lust reviews
Remus and Tonks have strong sexual feelings for each other. What happens when it all comes out in a one night stand, up against the kitchen wall. Written for the Seven Deadly Sins Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/16/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Jaegermeister reviews
Harry wakes up hungover from a wild night unable to remember anything, including the identity of the body next to him. Lucius tries to help him find the identity of the person, while keeping his new pet entertained. Harry/Ginny, Lucius/Mione, Draco/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Regal House of Black reviews
A holiday dinner at the Black residence, full of drinking, recruiting for the Dark Lord, and lusting after your cousin. Written for the Rare Pair Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Regulus B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Only One reviews
Bellatrix was the only one who served him; completely faithfully. It nearly destroyed her to find out; find out that Voldemort wasn't the Pureblood that she thought he was. But she still loved him, she'd still fight for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
It was Harry reviews
It was Harry Potter, on the Hogwarts Grounds, with the Dancing Legs Jinx. Written for the HPFC - Clue Prank Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
All Tied Up reviews
Hermione awakes in a dungeon, to a death eater. She won't know who it is until their done, but she did know she'd enjoyed it thoroughly. Slightly S&M in the beginning, but just smut afterwards. Hermione X Lucius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Darkness in Color reviews
Colors imply emotions, each color symbolizes a different phase in Bella's pregnancy. It all ends in Black. Written for the Skittles Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
The World TriWizard Tournament reviews
The Tri-Wizard Tournament is back. How will Lily Luna handle the competition with Malfoy as their champion? Will she fight against him or give in to both their wishes? Written for a HPFC Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
Eye of the Storm reviews
Ron moves in with Hermione, and while looking for the perfect moment to propose. He finds the perfect moment while his mother decides to voice her opinion. Long Drabble written for the HPFC Rock Music Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
An Engraving reviews
She carved his name on the bullet so everyone would know he was the last thing to go through her head. One Shot for the Suicide Competition on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Cho C., Cedric D. - Complete
A Confession reviews
All she could say, "Draco, I lost your engagement ring, I had Ferret tattooed on my lower back, and I slept with your ex-wife." Oh and there was a house elf involved. Ginny X Draco Written for the Comical Quote Couples Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
You Oughta Know reviews
Regulus trying to tell Sirius what he left him to face. Regulus finally accepting his fate, and trying to change the role he was supposed to play. Written for HPFC Extra-Difficult Songfic Challenge, Based on the song "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Raise Your Glass reviews
Petunia's inner monologue having to deal with her situation, her family, and her alcohol dependency. Written for the HPFC Extra-Difficult Songfic Challenge, Based on the song Raise Your Glass by Pink.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Smile reviews
Neville's forced to deal with his break-up, and has to learn to fight for himself; while others try to use him. Neville X Luna; Written for the HPFC Extra-Difficult Songfic Challenge, Based on Smile by Lily Allen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Halo reviews
Sirius's Stream of Consciousness, how he was saved from himself and his family, but one Ms. Lily Evans. Written for the HPFC Challenge by Gamma; Based on the song "Halo" by Beyonce.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wannabe reviews
Bellatrix knows what she really wants, but she won't admit it to anyone. She'll fight for it and she'll use herself to push his motives. One-Shot. Song based fic off Wannabe by the Spice Girls, written for the HPFC "Extra-Difficult Songfic Challenge"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
To Do Lists reviews
The Marauders decide to make lists of their planned sexual exploits, betting on the ability of achieving these goals makes the lists all the more interesting. James/Lily, Lupin/Tonks, Sirius/OC x30 , and Peter/OC; SMUT Fic-let 5-6 Ch
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
Aro's Pet reviews
The Volturi guard makes good on their threat. Bella is forced into servitude on the guard, as punishment for her still human form. Aro's manipulation only serves the Volturi more, as the guard grows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,727 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Bella, Aro - Complete
A Very Sirius WalMart Adventures reviews
A late night adventure through a Muggle Wal-mart, with a drunk Sirius and Hermione. Hilarity ensues, and so do the lemons... read and review :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
A Misbehaving Pooch and Some Firewhisky reviews
Lily finally gives James a chance what happens when they sneak out of the castle and start drinking something stronger than butterbeer? And always joking Sirius has his part in the fun. Read and Review:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Conversation reviews
Well, once you become a man of a certain age, you're not always able to procure certain illicit substances. A stoned Hermione is caught by Sirius, Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Sinfully Kissable reviews
"Did we get their too late? Too late to save your soul, Sirius?" Hermione whispered; "Well your morals aren't exactly flawless either 'Mione" Sirius laughed, A supposed one night fling. Smutty Funny One Shot. Hermione X Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Newlywed Lestrange reviews
Cheating little Trixy is only loyal to one master, Voldemort; Will he ever give her, everything she gives him? First Try at this pairing, Smutty One Shot. Bella X Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Dirty Dragons reviews
Warning: working with Charlie Weasley is an occupational hazard, a very pleasurable one, but a hazard, as are the violate emotions of Hermione, can nights of passion really not effect their work. A Silly Smutty Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Marshmallows reviews
Singing marshmallows, and giggling gain her attention, but a stoned porn watching Sirius manages to keep it. Funny little OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Flapper Gangster Girl reviews
Bella is a 1920's Flapper Girl; secretly rebeling from her parents. She meets her match in Italian Gangster Edward Cullen. Can she keep her lives seperate without hurting anyone or it too much for all empowered Bella to handle? read and Review:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Drug Dealer Girl reviews
Bella gets caught dealing pot in Pheonix. Renee sends her to live with Charlie. Can Bella still find trouble, dirty talk and dirty boys in a small town: Of course she can. A bigger Forks, and a new family too. BXE then BXJ then BXE then some crazy stuff:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,052 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sexy Coffee Girl reviews
Bella's master's degree isn't getting her anywhere in life, only a job at a small coffee shop. The only bright part of her day is when Dr. Edward Cullen arrives and orders drinks. What happens when Bella gets hired at the same hospital? EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
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