The Stupid Bird Always Flies First

It's been a long time :) I'm hoping to jump back into this fanfiction-dom after a six-year hiatus (sorry guys, don't hate me for not finishing of Biting Back AGES ago), but I'll see what I can do!

In the meantime, I'm no longer fifteen but turning the big 2-1 this year. Looking forward to coming back soon

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-just going to keep this stuff that I wrote when I was fifteen because it makes me chuckle a bit-

~LIKES~

;x; FOOD – JUNK FOOD IS FOOD TOO (for all those non believers!)

;x; MANGA!! Includes: Skip Beat, Naruto, Tokyo Crazy Paradise, Death Note, d.Gray-Man, Soul Eater, Fairytail etc etc

;x; DRAMAS!! Includes: Smile PASTA, Nodame Cantabile -- I haven't watched a lot cause my mum is Anti-drama (even though she watches dramas every night)

;x; Watching Movies, talking -- thats a big one, going out with friends, iceskating -- even though I am totally hopeless at it etc.

;x; Tragic stories with happy endings. As in, sad pasts -- good ending! Very cliche, I know! xP

;x; BOOKS!! Yes you can call me a nerd, or a geek, but I don't really care! I love reading so name-callers //cough people in my class cough// can just deal with it kay?

;x; When people review my stories //hint hint//, Lol, joking, it IS nice to get comments on your work -- even if it is total rubbish XDD.

;x; BAKING!! But for one -- I can only make chocolate chip cookies, and for two -- the kitchen is Mum's Zone, meaning Back off!! LOL.

;x; MEWSIC!! -- Paramore, MCR, Linkin Park, Fallout Boy, Eminem, Big Bang, etc etc.

;x; DOGS!! Cause they ROCK!! I dislike most cats apart from the big ones. xDD

;x; QUOTES!! -- all types -- deep, meaningless, funny, serious etc etc. -- If you have any good ones, please send me them!! xDD

~DISLIKES~

;x; Horror -- one genre I really cannot bear, I admit it here, I'M A WIMP. LOL, I can't stand horror movies, or ANYTHING related to horror.

;x; When the authors of mangas update reeeeally slowly -- kills me! I just can't stand the wait! OR, people who threaten to stop great stories if people do not review!!

;x; Exams -- but then again, who likes them?

;x; When people kick my chair -- very trivial but still grrrr!!

;x; When people compare me to others, OR, -- the BIG one -- pretend to like you when they don't -- I mean, come on! If you dislike me, then say it! Better than having to lie all the time!

;x; Hot pink or Karin in Naruto.

;x; When people constantly mispell something -- annoys the heck out of me -- so, if you find any errors in my writing, please tell me!!

;x; PEOPLE WHO TRY TO TAKE AWAY MY INTERNET!! //hiss// NO!! BACK AWAY!! ITS MINNNNEEEE!!

~FAVOURITE PAIRINGS~

;x; Hina/Naru, Saku/Sasu, Saku/Itachi, Shika/Ino, Ten/Neji, Ten/Kank etc etc

Okay, I don't have anything against Temari/Shika, but I prefer Shika/Ino. Temari's awesome though, love her fans!!

~DISLIKED PAIRINGS~

;x; Karin/Sasu, Sasu/Ino, anything Ai or Yuri and for some reason I don't like Jubia/Gray. //hiss!!//

~CURRENT NEWS~

;x; Holidays! Just laying back and not really doing anything LOL. aACK, got a pretty bad sunburn in the north, yikes!

;x; Just put up the NINTH chapter //gasp//, working on the 10th xDD

LOL, can't guarantee for quality, but I'm hoping people will enjoy it!

Put this on your
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Naruto!

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"