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Joined 04-29-02, id: 206833, Profile Updated: 02-06-16
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Mighty Boosh, and Death Note.

A note about 'Mine Protector': Thanks to those who have been asking after this fic. Unfortunately I no longer have an interest in it, find it a little embarrassing, and will not be updating it again. FMK!K! is on hiatus until further notice.

I do write for the Mighty Boosh fandom now (what's that, you say?), and will be posting my little cadre of fics here as time allows.

Cheers!

Update 1/2016 - now writing for Death Note. Or something.

The Losing Side by Antenora reviews
( Slash Ahoy! ) The battlefields of love and hate. --02/01/03: Important Update Information Contained Within. Thanks. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 8/24/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
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The Shadow of the Other reviews
Two other-worldly beings yank the souls of Light and L out of Mu to issue one not-so-simple challenge: Either L must convince Light to renounce Kira's brand of justice, or Light must convince L to embrace Kira's brand of justice. And hey, only the fate of the whole Universe is at stake. Post-anime canon, AU-ish, LxLight, eventually.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 136,037 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/5/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Light Y., L
Deep Eremophobia reviews
Vince wonders why Howard hates to be touched. And just what is it that Dixon Bainbridge is making him do now that he's been demoted to personal valet? Takes place after Tundra. Warnings: slash, etc.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
The Beginning of Something Interesting reviews
Vince is a juicy dangler. So how does the story of the facestealing monkies really end? AUfic, Howince, slash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
All Things That Are Good reviews
A short ficlet from the perspective of Old Gregg, the loneliest funky manfish who ever was...until he finds Howard. Warning: implied slash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
Your Biggest Secret Fan reviews
After mucking about with Naboo's magical grooming products, Vince & Howard have been returned to puberty and have to endure school all over again. Can they cope with having old brains encased in tight, youthful faces? Warning: slash, Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Candy Heart Nightmare reviews
Howard is tired of being lonely and puts out a personal ad, with messy results. Now he's being stalked down the streets of London with a lovestruck best mate, an aloof microphone, & a pop song that just won't get out of his head. Warning: slash, Howince
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,403 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Of Rust and Stardust reviews
If you think me bad-tempered... in want of manners and beguiling social graces, then do try to remember that I was, after all, raised by a house elf." Some battles are closer to home-just ask Pansy Parkinson. (Pansy)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,671 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Pansy P., Draco M.
A Little Bit of Light reviews
You have to leave me a little something. I have to have her, that little bit of light." Who really holds the power in Malfoy Manor? (LuciusPansy) one-shotcomplete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Lucius M., Pansy P.
Faster, Mudblood! Kill! Kill! reviews
The sweetest kittens have the sharpest claws! A dirty and clever romp based on a pastiche of B-movies and pulp; featuring spies, zombies, and guns (Hr/S, H/D) CHAPTER 8 is now up! NOTE: now re-edited to represent the new OotP Canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,160 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Mine Protector reviews
Hermione as a unique double agent in the HP Universe [Hermione/Snape, mostly]. Chapter 20 has finally been added. Please read the new authors note.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,203 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/14/2003 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Portrait in Silver reviews
Ginny helps Professor Lupin heal from a near fatal injury, and during his recovery, Remus discovers her obsession for a certain dark spirit named Tom. A rather intense look at the danger of human desire. T/G. some R/G
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Remus L., Ginny W.